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what I really like in a woman..... * 1
    #27005485 - 10/26/20 09:59 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

she is really good looking, is kind of punky, and likes to roll, trip, flip, and fuck.



How about you all?  :crazybeard:


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: starfire_xes] * 4
    #27005518 - 10/26/20 10:28 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

What I really like in a woman is my penis.


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #27005524 - 10/26/20 10:33 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

:borat:


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #27005588 - 10/27/20 12:59 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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BANANA.MAN said:
What I really like in a woman is my penis.



Damn stole my line.  :crankey:


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: starfire_xes] * 2
    #27005636 - 10/27/20 02:12 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Creativity, artistic inclination, ambition, complexity, depth, unusualness/uniqueness, determination, work ethic, appreciation for art and aesthetics, disregard for tradition and culture, ability to hold (and enjoy) conversations about intellectual subjects, math ability, independence, appreciation for small experiences like nature or vacations or museums, cleverness, intelligence, good with animals, interest in (or appreciation for) unusual or obscure things, compassion and empathy.

That's just off the top of my head.


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: nooneman]
    #27007847 - 10/28/20 08:27 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

She has to inspire and influence me, be a muse for my artistic endeavors.  She has to be difficult at times and challenge me to build my character.  She must know my weaknesses and use them to her advantage and I must do the same to her.  It is especially nice if she is hot and doesn't know it.


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #27007858 - 10/28/20 08:32 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

The rippin' & the tearing


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #27007893 - 10/28/20 08:54 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I have to be able to connect to her on an emotional or intellectual level, if we can do that, the looks take a back seat, but only so far.


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: lowbrow]
    #27009273 - 10/28/20 08:57 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I LIKE THAT...right after she gives me a great blow job.:awesomenod:


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #27009323 - 10/28/20 09:23 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #27009328 - 10/28/20 09:25 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

If her name is gabby and she has short curly brown hair and has a cruelly quiet and sophisticated disposition and kills at just dance.

And if she surfs.

Which actually I don't think gabby does so never mind.


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: thats_incentive]
    #27011128 - 10/29/20 08:57 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

thats_incentive said:
If her name is gabby and she has short curly brown hair and has a cruelly quiet and sophisticated disposition and kills at just dance.

And if she surfs.

Which actually I don't think gabby does so never mind.



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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #27011277 - 10/29/20 11:02 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

She's gotta be a princess.

There's a certain type.. the way they look, move, write, speak, and treat others.

You know if you've met a girl like this.

I married one.


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #27011294 - 10/29/20 11:37 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I like pirate-bluez


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: zZZz] * 2
    #27011304 - 10/29/20 11:44 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Don't be creepy.


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: nooneman]
    #27011320 - 10/30/20 12:14 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

i luv u pirate bluez


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #27011344 - 10/30/20 12:36 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
She's gotta be a princess.

There's a certain type.. the way they look, move, write, speak, and treat others.

You know if you've met a girl like this.

I married one.



I know exactly what you mean. The woman I'm going to marry and move countries to be with is like royalty, I feel like some beast that crawled out of the woods when I'm around her :lol:


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27011349 - 10/30/20 12:38 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Is she the girl from England?

The girl I married was a true English princess.

Unfortunately she also turned out to be.. about as mad a a box of alcohol addicted, suicidal and rabid bunny rabbits with a penchant for beating up imaginary frogs, but such is life.


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #27011352 - 10/30/20 12:41 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, I would post pic of mine but I dont think she should be ok with that lol

Thata awesome! She is beautiful, congrats on being a husband! I cant wait to be one :shroomeryhead:


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #27011354 - 10/30/20 12:43 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Married in the past tense. There was no way I could have made it work long term, no matter how hard I tried or how much of myself I gave.

Some people can't help but drain others dry because of their past unresolved traumas.

Again, such is life.


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #27011363 - 10/30/20 01:23 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

A nails proper gutter slag that it?


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: stzacrack]
    #27011368 - 10/30/20 01:38 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

What do you mean?

I sincerely hope you're referring to the same person I am.


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #27011436 - 10/30/20 03:42 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Patience


Thats it


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #27011502 - 10/30/20 05:03 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

1)Vehemently independent
2)devoted
3)still finds me attractive when I come home covered in blood and or fish scales
4)rockin ass if possible


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: nooneman]
    #27011533 - 10/30/20 05:53 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

nooneman said:
Creativity, artistic inclination, ambition, complexity, depth, unusualness/uniqueness, determination, work ethic, appreciation for art and aesthetics, disregard for tradition and culture, ability to hold (and enjoy) conversations about intellectual subjects, math ability, independence, appreciation for small experiences like nature or vacations or museums, cleverness, intelligence, good with animals, interest in (or appreciation for) unusual or obscure things, compassion and empathy.

That's just off the top of my head.




Not bad. I don't give a shit about math ability (I honestly never heard that one before), but I'm gonna go with great tits.


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: Brian Jones] * 2
    #27011537 - 10/30/20 06:01 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I'm not sexually attracted to women, so what I like about women is if they have a savoury personality, preferably of an empathic and confident spirit.

I like strong women that dwarf their husbands :grin:

I'm 100% gay in real life, but in virtual worlds I sometimes have cybersex with women playing women, so RL gay, VR bicurious. There's no part of me who'd want a GF in RL, though. The hardware is incompatible. The software, however, the mind, can be compatible.

What attracts me to women is their personality. I'm the stereotypical gay guy they can talk for hours with and consider their gay bestie.

Their bodies are of the undesired variety :unwanted:


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27011545 - 10/30/20 06:13 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

send em my way asante I'll fuck like 90% of women under 40


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: morrowasted]
    #27011549 - 10/30/20 06:17 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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send em my way asante I'll fuck like 90% of women under 40





We could be a dynamic duo. You fuck the 90% and I have meaningful conversations with the 10% left over :lol:


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: Asante]
    #27011560 - 10/30/20 06:30 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

oh i can do both


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: morrowasted]
    #27011578 - 10/30/20 06:54 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

You need a rest from time to time and I like the conversation.


"sooo.. he fucks 90 percent of all women and you're left out huh? Bummer, bummer.. so how's your day?" :lol:


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #27011631 - 10/30/20 08:19 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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BANANA.MAN said:
What I really like in a woman is my penis.








Charming


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #27011753 - 10/30/20 09:45 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Idk I thought that's what english people say


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: stzacrack]
    #27011762 - 10/30/20 09:49 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Oh....well damn don't I feel like an ass lol


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Re: what I really like in a woman..... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27011767 - 10/30/20 09:53 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Sorry, I had to...



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