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Camwritesgonzo
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26995296 - 10/20/20 07:54 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said: You forgot: jerkin the gerkin waxing the dolphin
Buffing the bishop Beating his meat like it owed him rent money Bopping the bologna Slapping the salami Whacking the one-eyed weasel and Tugging on the trouser troll
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
#26995305 - 10/20/20 07:57 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#26995317 - 10/20/20 08:01 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Baby_Hitler said:
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koods said:
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Baby_Hitler said: More like Jeffrey Loobin, amirite?
Jeffrey xToobin, amirite2?
That one went over my head, I'm afraid.
Sorry. I was aiming for the face.
Edited by koods (10/20/20 08:04 PM)
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Niffla]
#26995356 - 10/20/20 08:34 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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This kind of thing has been happening pretty often.
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Fiery
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Baby_Hitler] 1
#26995381 - 10/20/20 08:43 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Baby_Hitler said: Pshh. I ain't even famous and I always unplug my webcam before rubbing one out.
Doesn't work. Neither does taping over the camera lenses.
There are secret hidden cameras all over your house, and in all your phones and laptops, etc.
not to mention the Webcam never needed to be plugged in to work. IT's wireless.
This entire you've been showing your O face to the whole world.
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Niffla



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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Fiery]
#26995389 - 10/20/20 08:46 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fiery said:
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Baby_Hitler said: Pshh. I ain't even famous and I always unplug my webcam before rubbing one out.
Doesn't work. Neither does taping over the camera lenses.
There are secret hidden cameras all over your house, and in all your phones and laptops, etc.
not to mention the Webcam never needed to be plugged in to work. IT's wireless.
This entire you've been showing your O face to the whole world.
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Fiery
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Niffla] 1
#26995399 - 10/20/20 08:53 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Trust me, I go way out to the woods and lay on the soft fall leaves in the cool breeze, miles from any humanity before wanking one out.
No joke I saw a bear watching me one time, happened during orgasm... Really wild experience
It was a JUvenille Black bear here in the Appalachian mountains SE usa... Prolly 90 pounds....
WHich meant Mamma was nearby... I seriously have never grabbed my knife so fast.... no... not the one between my legs. It sort of scoffed and turned away as I stood up, still naked, covered in leaves stuck to my sweaty body.
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Amanita86
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Fiery] 1
#26995439 - 10/20/20 09:27 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Niffla



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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Fiery] 1
#26995465 - 10/20/20 09:52 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fiery said: Trust me, I go way out to the woods and lay on the soft fall leaves in the cool breeze, miles from any humanity before wanking one out.
No joke I saw a bear watching me one time, happened during orgasm... Really wild experience
It was a JUvenille Black bear here in the Appalachian mountains SE usa... Prolly 90 pounds....
WHich meant Mamma was nearby... I seriously have never grabbed my knife so fast.... no... not the one between my legs. It sort of scoffed and turned away as I stood up, still naked, covered in leaves stuck to my sweaty body.
You vile and depraved bastard
Why did you have to subject that poor and probably horrified innocent bear to you fiendishly molesting yourself for your selfish purposes of sexual deviance
Because of you that bear's innocence is gone forever
You sicken me
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Fiery] 3
#26995477 - 10/20/20 10:00 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fiery said: Trust me, I go way out to the woods and lay on the soft fall leaves in the cool breeze, miles from any humanity before wanking one out.
No joke I saw a bear watching me one time, happened during orgasm... Really wild experience
It was a JUvenille Black bear here in the Appalachian mountains SE usa... Prolly 90
That’s quite the story. It’s not easy to combine pedophilia and beastiality into a short, easy to understand narrative. Still wondering if this was also a gay experience.
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koods
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Fiery]
#26995478 - 10/20/20 10:02 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Baby_Hitler said: Pshh. I ain't even famous and I always unplug my webcam before rubbing one out.
Doesn't work. Neither does taping over the camera lenses.
There are secret hidden cameras all over your house, and in all your phones and laptops, etc.
not to mention the Webcam never needed to be plugged in to work. IT's wireless.
This entire you've been showing your O face to the whole world.
Trust me. Once that shit is out on the Internet, there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Fiery
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: koods]
#26995487 - 10/20/20 10:10 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm just a man.. Nothin weird. Whatever you sickos try to twist it to, isn't true.
THis was the same weekend that I came across three baby black bears ... near the trailhead of the entrance to the appalachian trail.
So what.. I was in the wild and wildlife "came upon me" it's all good. I was lucky to make it out alive.... because in that moment, I was so vulnerable as I gave myself to nature.
Good vibes people.
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Niffla



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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Fiery]
#26995491 - 10/20/20 10:14 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fiery said:
I was so vulnerable as I gave myself to nature.
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Niffla]
#26995722 - 10/21/20 04:45 AM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fiery said:
I was so vulnerable as I gave myself to nature.

 
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Sugabearcrisp
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Fiery]
#26995766 - 10/21/20 05:33 AM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fiery said: Trust me, I go way out to the woods and lay on the soft fall leaves in the cool breeze, miles from any humanity before wanking one out.
No joke I saw a bear watching me one time, happened during orgasm... Really wild experience
It was a JUvenille Black bear here in the Appalachian mountains SE usa... Prolly 90 pounds....
WHich meant Mamma was nearby... I seriously have never grabbed my knife so fast.... no... not the one between my legs. It sort of scoffed and turned away as I stood up, still naked, covered in leaves stuck to my sweaty body.
Like wtf? Imagine if I came into your home and jerked it in front of your kids?
I would get shot and turned into a rug.
Humans basking in their privilege always acting like nobody lives in the woods.
I am going to hack your kids zoom school as payback
Bear Lives Matter!
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THT
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Fiery]
#26996109 - 10/21/20 10:30 AM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fiery said: I'm just a man.. Nothin weird. Whatever you sickos try to twist it to, isn't true.
THis was the same weekend that I came across three baby black bears
Damn, I didn't even have to edit that. YOU ARE A SICK, SICK MAN!
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koods
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: THT]
#26996339 - 10/21/20 12:45 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don’t know exactly how big baby black bears are but I’m pretty sure I couldn’t shoot my load over three of them. Very impressive.
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: koods]
#26996361 - 10/21/20 01:01 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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You should join a circus.
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koods
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#26996396 - 10/21/20 01:22 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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The new borat movie has a scene where they tricked Rudy Guiliani into thinking he was about to get laid by a young woman playing borats daughter. We are now in crazy land
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Baby_Hitler
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Re: Longtime CNN contributor placed on leave for getting caught masturbating on a Zoom video conference between colleagues [Re: koods] 1
#26996451 - 10/21/20 01:48 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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I just hope this is everything it promises to be, and not just a shot of Ghooliani tucking his shirt in or some shit.
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