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CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call
    #26993409 - 10/19/20 06:12 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

https://www.foxnews.com/media/cnn-jeffrey-toobin-masturbating-zoom-call-new-yorker

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/19/media/jeffrey-toobin-suspended/index.html

Yep, CNN's chief legal (Fake News parasite POS) analyst got caught jerking off on a Zoom call in front of many of his colleagues.

I think the stress of pumping Fake News that turned out to be wrong 99% of the time became to stressful for him. 



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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: qman]
    #26993454 - 10/19/20 06:45 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe he just likes to jerk off allot ?  He’s far from the only guy to be caught jerking off at work I don’t think stress has much to do with it.


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: qman]
    #26993517 - 10/19/20 07:17 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

By far some of the funniest shit I'm gonna see this week. Thanks for this


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: qman]
    #26993661 - 10/19/20 08:58 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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qman said:
got caught jerking off on a Zoom call in front of many of his colleagues.



:haha:


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: nooneman]
    #26993679 - 10/19/20 09:13 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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qman said:
got caught jerking off on a Zoom call in front of many of his colleagues.



:haha:


😂😂😂


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: Mach z 800] * 1
    #26993747 - 10/19/20 10:00 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I don't really see the big deal.  Why are people so uptight about genitals?


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: Enlil] * 1
    #26993843 - 10/19/20 11:53 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Seriously what’s the problem? Did seeing his dick ruin people’s lives?


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: koods]
    #26993992 - 10/20/20 05:55 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

One of our client’s representatives got fired for saying “this is a Chinese fire drill” on a conference call a couple weeks ago.

Turns out there was a Korean lady on the call as well and she got offended, lol.


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: mycosis] * 1
    #26994305 - 10/20/20 10:47 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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One of our client’s representatives got fired for saying “this is a Chinese fire drill” on a conference call a couple weeks ago.

Turns out there was a Korean lady on the call as well and she got offended, lol.





I almost said that a few times at my previous job. About 1/3 of the people working there are Laotian... or Lao. I can never remember which means what. I think Lao is ethnicity and Laotian is nationality.

Instead, I would say "This is a... This is a regular fire drill.


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: mycosis] * 1
    #26994363 - 10/20/20 11:25 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: koods]
    #26994372 - 10/20/20 11:28 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Seriously what’s the problem? Did seeing his dick ruin people’s lives?




Had to make sure this wasn’t a hostile universe comment in a Trump Is a Rapist thread


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #26994474 - 10/20/20 12:22 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Yes because a technically challenged boomer doing his daily dick chores is just like rape


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: koods]
    #26995983 - 10/21/20 09:16 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Seriously what’s the problem? Did seeing his dick ruin people’s lives?




Louis CK lost 30 million dollars because people saw him jerk off.

This CNN guy got suspended, probably with pay. 

Why is it super serious for some and harmless for others?


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: Patlal]
    #26995994 - 10/21/20 09:24 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Louis CK whipped his dick out in front of women on purpose and toobin didn’t realize his camera was on. Not even in the same ballpark


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: koods]
    #26996122 - 10/21/20 10:40 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Louis CK whipped his dick out in front of women on purpose and toobin didn’t realize his camera was on. Not even in the same ballpark




Louis CK asked for consent, which he got from all the women he jerked in front...


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: Patlal]
    #26996185 - 10/21/20 11:06 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Lol it’s kinda creepy you don’t get it


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: koods] * 1
    #26996193 - 10/21/20 11:11 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I mean...you didn’t think Biden did anything inappropriate either so you’ll have to forgive me for being cynical.


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Re: CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Reportedly Masturbating on Zoom Call [Re: The Ecstatic] * 1
    #26996282 - 10/21/20 12:14 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Biden whipped out his dick?

You mean the touching thing? A little weird but you’re not being rational if you really think there’s something sexual about that. Some people are like that. Usually older because our culture has gone way overboard with making touching innaproptiate. People have kinda lost their minds. it’s hard to take someone seriously if they see some sort of equaivalence between those two things.

The fact that Biden has been doing that for decades but people only started noticing ten years ago says to me the culture is just getting more puritanical and that behavior is being weaponized. When I was a kid we always walked ourselves to school, even in elementary school. Kids were out in parks with other kids no supervision. Now parents get arrested for letting their kids do that. My point is the culture has changed as to what is appropriate. You should probably think about these things in that context instead of being a toxic bitter Bernie bro.


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