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Offlinechristopera
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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26985014 - 10/14/20 12:11 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Showers are a thing.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26985031 - 10/14/20 12:18 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

If you’re with a girl that has a pile of poop you can lick off her asshole then find a new girl


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: SporeJunkie]
    #26985047 - 10/14/20 12:29 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

She doesn't know how to use toilet paper, it's okay. She's a really smart girl though.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: christopera]
    #26985133 - 10/14/20 01:19 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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there are these things that i say and they are called "jokes". sometimes I don't emphasize that I guess. she's beautiful and of course she showers wtf??? The poop in the butt hole thingwas a joke


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam] * 1
    #26985163 - 10/14/20 01:34 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Real men lick the butthole.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26985166 - 10/14/20 01:36 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26985182 - 10/14/20 01:45 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I don't think I'll ever lick a butt hole, well maybe lick but def not putting the tongue in... Just turns me off.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26985310 - 10/14/20 02:48 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Kelazam said:
I don't think I'll ever lick a butt hole, well maybe lick but def not putting the tongue in... Just turns me off.




That's a deal breaker for most women, don't be surprised if you get dumped in the near term.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: qman]
    #26985342 - 10/14/20 03:02 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:shrug:
That would be pretty shallow to dump someone over something like that..lmao
Everyone has certain things they like and don't like, there's nothing wrong with that.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam] * 3
    #26985345 - 10/14/20 03:04 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Congrats on talking to a girl OP


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26985414 - 10/14/20 03:46 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

she's already banged your cousin by now


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Re: omg i met this girl *DELETED* [Re: Cherk]
    #26985457 - 10/14/20 04:07 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Post deleted by Cherk

Reason for deletion: yeah im a little bitter....too much history


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Re: omg i met this girl *DELETED* [Re: Cherk]
    #26985461 - 10/14/20 04:09 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Reason for deletion: sorry


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I have considered such matters.

SIKE


Edited by Cherk (10/14/20 04:23 PM)


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Re: omg i met this girl *DELETED* [Re: Cherk]
    #26985469 - 10/14/20 04:11 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26985472 - 10/14/20 04:13 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

If you don't tongue fuck her fucking asshole I will


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: twighead]
    #26985483 - 10/14/20 04:19 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

this thread is extremely sad


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26985487 - 10/14/20 04:21 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

mod edit: dont be a weirdo please....


Edited by LogicaL Chaos (10/14/20 09:38 PM)


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26985652 - 10/14/20 05:35 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Dude have you ever licked an ass before? That shits awesome makes me feel like a fuckin animal. You’re missing out muchacho.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Cherk]
    #26985665 - 10/14/20 05:45 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Cherk said:
don't take dating advice from a lesbian like Saratonin.  She is fucked in the head and all her advice is by naturally squarely inverted!


hahah



Quote:

Cherk said:
how can she give advice to guys about dating women when she doesn't even like guys?  all she knows about guys is whatever man hate shit that lead her to dating women!  hahah  this is a little brash....take with salt

SARATONIN I AM COMING FOR YOU!



Cherk an appropriate name for you. It rhymes with.....


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: SporeJunkie]
    #26985689 - 10/14/20 05:55 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

no I haven't but I have done anal before and it was really good. Just the idea of putting my tongue inside a butt hole is to much for me.


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