|
christopera
Stranger


Registered: 10/13/17
Posts: 14,270
Last seen: 5 hours, 51 minutes
|
Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
#26985014 - 10/14/20 12:11 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Showers are a thing.
-------------------- Enjoy the process of your search without succumbing to the pressure of the result. A Dorito is pizza, change my mind. Bank and Union with The Shroomery at the Zuul on The internet - now with %'s and things I’m sorry it had to be me.
|
SporeJunkie
Pöåšt Šhïttēr



Registered: 11/30/18
Posts: 2,106
Loc: TheOnlyTenISee
Last seen: 3 months, 7 hours
|
Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
#26985031 - 10/14/20 12:18 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
If you’re with a girl that has a pile of poop you can lick off her asshole then find a new girl
-------------------- Royale with cheese
|
christopera
Stranger


Registered: 10/13/17
Posts: 14,270
Last seen: 5 hours, 51 minutes
|
|
She doesn't know how to use toilet paper, it's okay. She's a really smart girl though.
-------------------- Enjoy the process of your search without succumbing to the pressure of the result. A Dorito is pizza, change my mind. Bank and Union with The Shroomery at the Zuul on The internet - now with %'s and things I’m sorry it had to be me.
|
Kelazam
All


Registered: 05/18/17
Posts: 1,146
|
|
... there are these things that i say and they are called "jokes". sometimes I don't emphasize that I guess. she's beautiful and of course she showers wtf??? The poop in the butt hole thingwas a joke
-------------------- .
|
Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
|
Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam] 1
#26985163 - 10/14/20 01:34 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Real men lick the butthole.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
|
Cosmic_Flame
THE BREAKFAST EMPRESS


Registered: 11/16/12
Posts: 4,184
Loc: Under The Sea
|
|
-------------------- Pull the blinds and change their minds....
|
Kelazam
All


Registered: 05/18/17
Posts: 1,146
|
|
I don't think I'll ever lick a butt hole, well maybe lick but def not putting the tongue in... Just turns me off.
-------------------- .
|
qman
Stranger

Registered: 12/06/06
Posts: 34,927
Last seen: 12 hours, 53 minutes
|
Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
#26985310 - 10/14/20 02:48 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Kelazam said: I don't think I'll ever lick a butt hole, well maybe lick but def not putting the tongue in... Just turns me off.
That's a deal breaker for most women, don't be surprised if you get dumped in the near term.
|
Kelazam
All


Registered: 05/18/17
Posts: 1,146
|
Re: omg i met this girl [Re: qman]
#26985342 - 10/14/20 03:02 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
 That would be pretty shallow to dump someone over something like that..lmao Everyone has certain things they like and don't like, there's nothing wrong with that.
-------------------- .
|
morrowasted
Worldwide Stepper


Registered: 10/30/09
Posts: 31,378
Loc: House of Mirrors
Last seen: 10 days, 19 hours
|
Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam] 3
#26985345 - 10/14/20 03:04 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Congrats on talking to a girl OP
|
Cherk
Fashionable


Registered: 10/25/02
Posts: 46,493
Loc: International
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
|
Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
#26985414 - 10/14/20 03:46 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
she's already banged your cousin by now
--------------------
I have considered such matters. SIKE
|
Cherk
Fashionable


Registered: 10/25/02
Posts: 46,493
Loc: International
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
|
Re: omg i met this girl *DELETED* [Re: Cherk]
#26985457 - 10/14/20 04:07 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Post deleted by Cherk
Reason for deletion: yeah im a little bitter....too much history
--------------------
I have considered such matters. SIKE
|
Cherk
Fashionable


Registered: 10/25/02
Posts: 46,493
Loc: International
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
|
Re: omg i met this girl *DELETED* [Re: Cherk]
#26985461 - 10/14/20 04:09 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Post deleted by Cherk
Reason for deletion: sorry
--------------------
I have considered such matters. SIKE
Edited by Cherk (10/14/20 04:23 PM)
|
Cherk
Fashionable


Registered: 10/25/02
Posts: 46,493
Loc: International
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
|
Re: omg i met this girl *DELETED* [Re: Cherk]
#26985469 - 10/14/20 04:11 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Post deleted by Cherk
Reason for deletion: .
--------------------
I have considered such matters. SIKE
|
twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,686
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 10 hours, 38 minutes
|
Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
#26985472 - 10/14/20 04:13 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
If you don't tongue fuck her fucking asshole I will
|
Kelazam
All


Registered: 05/18/17
Posts: 1,146
|
Re: omg i met this girl [Re: twighead]
#26985483 - 10/14/20 04:19 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
this thread is extremely sad
-------------------- .
|
Cherk
Fashionable


Registered: 10/25/02
Posts: 46,493
Loc: International
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
|
Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
#26985487 - 10/14/20 04:21 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
mod edit: dont be a weirdo please....
Edited by LogicaL Chaos (10/14/20 09:38 PM)
|
SporeJunkie
Pöåšt Šhïttēr



Registered: 11/30/18
Posts: 2,106
Loc: TheOnlyTenISee
Last seen: 3 months, 7 hours
|
Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
#26985652 - 10/14/20 05:35 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Dude have you ever licked an ass before? That shits awesome makes me feel like a fuckin animal. You’re missing out muchacho.
-------------------- Royale with cheese
|
tyrannicalrex
Strange R



Registered: 04/24/03
Posts: 38,331
Loc: subtropics
|
Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Cherk]
#26985665 - 10/14/20 05:45 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Cherk said: don't take dating advice from a lesbian like Saratonin. She is fucked in the head and all her advice is by naturally squarely inverted!
hahah
Quote:
Cherk said: how can she give advice to guys about dating women when she doesn't even like guys? all she knows about guys is whatever man hate shit that lead her to dating women! hahah this is a little brash....take with salt
SARATONIN I AM COMING FOR YOU!
Cherk an appropriate name for you. It rhymes with.....
|
Kelazam
All


Registered: 05/18/17
Posts: 1,146
|
|
no I haven't but I have done anal before and it was really good. Just the idea of putting my tongue inside a butt hole is to much for me.
-------------------- .
|
|