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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26982191 - 10/12/20 07:29 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Get married on the bus!

Not the school bus, I am talking about the city bus.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: PreparationH]
    #26982366 - 10/12/20 08:35 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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PreparationH said:
Stick ice in her ass and pussy


:trollhide:

I literally haven't seen this quote posted in years



God that was a great timeless shroomery quote. Chicks passed out or ODing and he does that? Lol it was an interesting conversation


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #26982587 - 10/12/20 11:10 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #26982981 - 10/13/20 09:05 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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SARAtonin said:
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Nymphaea said:
CAREFUL MAN. 

She says she loves you.

At the end of it all there's a good chance you actually love her a lot more than she loves you.

Just saying.  Sorry for being a party pooper...

...but women tend to care about themselves and their children a lot more than any man out there when it comes down to it.  Not there's anything wrong with that per se.



With a sexist ass attitude like it’s only a wonder how you came to form your shitty little incel opinion. :smilingpuppy:




So what's sexist and what's incel about my opinion that it's ok to look out for yourself and women tend to do it more often than men because of their children?  :shrug:   

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LogicaL Chaos said:
OP, its time to Celebrate! You found an Rare Real One!



IMO, it takes several years to confirm this with any degree of certainty.

It's so very easy to fall head over heels in the early days.


The starving/crackers analogy here fits.




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Seriously_trippin said:
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Nymphaea said:
CAREFUL MAN. 

She says she loves you.

At the end of it all there's a good chance you actually love her a lot more than she loves you.

Just saying.  Sorry for being a party pooper...

...but women tend to care about themselves and their children a lot more than any man out there when it comes down to it.  Not there's anything wrong with that per se.



Don't listen to this. It's just projection from his bad experiences. It's a possibility that you'll love her more but sometimes love is just like. There's douche wife beaters and there's shitty women that use you and only say I love you to keep the cash flow going or some other selfish excuse. That happened with my ex fiance. However there's also amazing women that don't play mind games, are loyal to you and do love you like you love them. Those women make life worth living




I never said all women use men or most women use men.

I said deep down they look out for number 1 more often than men.  What's "sexist" about believing that.  That's just another point of view on life right?  Putting yourself first?

You think there's as many men out there beating their wives as there are women who are breaking guys hearts?  Breaking hearts goes both ways, I was just warning him about some of the reasons she might end up breaking his.


If this was posted by someone madly in love with a dude I would be warning her just the same.   


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26983004 - 10/13/20 09:19 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Kelazam said:
SHES SO AMAZING HOLY CRAP
I've found meaning. SHE IS SOOOO AWESOME. I feel like cloud 9 HHAHAH OMG I I LOVE HER and the best part is SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!



Enjoy it while it lasts but don't go psycho if\when it doesn't work out just as you planned.

Took me dozens of relationships before I finally met my Wife. Honestly I didn't think she was the one until I looked up one day and it had been 5 years.

We got engaged after those 5 years and the love has only grown stronger in the 3 years of Marriage. We NEVER argue which is super nice and a key to our success


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26983044 - 10/13/20 09:36 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Well well well...


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26983072 - 10/13/20 09:56 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: PreparationH]
    #26983088 - 10/13/20 10:03 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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PreparationH said:
Stick ice in her ass and pussy


:trollhide:

I literally haven't seen this quote posted in years




:pedropussy:


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: ChinChiller]
    #26983091 - 10/13/20 10:04 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

LOL, pedropussy. Was it fee?


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26983149 - 10/13/20 10:43 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Awesome stuff man! I am glad for you. I believe you needed something good in your life to happen.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Fridgedoor] * 1
    #26983185 - 10/13/20 11:06 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Op is so desperate he’s already divorced.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26983664 - 10/13/20 04:40 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Ofcourse you did bro


You're the man!!!!


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: SARAtonin]
    #26984042 - 10/13/20 08:29 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

SARAtonin said:
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Nymphaea said:
CAREFUL MAN. 

She says she loves you.

At the end of it all there's a good chance you actually love her a lot more than she loves you.

Just saying.  Sorry for being a party pooper...

...but women tend to care about themselves and their children a lot more than any man out there when it comes down to it.  Not there's anything wrong with that per se.



With a sexist ass attitude like it’s only a wonder how you came to form your shitty little incel opinion. :smilingpuppy:



Quote:

SARAtonin said:
Quote:

Nymphaea said:
CAREFUL MAN. 

She says she loves you.

At the end of it all there's a good chance you actually love her a lot more than she loves you.

Just saying.  Sorry for being a party pooper...

...but women tend to care about themselves and their children a lot more than any man out there when it comes down to it.  Not there's anything wrong with that per se.



With a sexist ass attitude like it’s only a wonder how you came to form your shitty little incel opinion. :smilingpuppy:



Quote:

SARAtonin said:
Quote:

Nymphaea said:
CAREFUL MAN. 

She says she loves you.

At the end of it all there's a good chance you actually love her a lot more than she loves you.

Just saying.  Sorry for being a party pooper...

...but women tend to care about themselves and their children a lot more than any man out there when it comes down to it.  Not there's anything wrong with that per se.



With a sexist ass attitude like it’s only a wonder how you came to form your shitty little incel opinion. :smilingpuppy:





I am going to take his advice and be cautious. I think this is just the way evolution works and women may not be aware of it. I still love her so much(i think) i am 99% sure I do and she loves me too. I love all of you and wish you all the best.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: azzbo]
    #26984050 - 10/13/20 08:33 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I love you man! I remember when you rated 5 shrooms on me like 3 years ago :,) Love you man! :smile:


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26984346 - 10/14/20 12:20 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

OmG OMG i LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHE IS SO AMAZING LIKE SERIOUSLY I CANT STOP GIGGLING OMG..!!! AHAHAH SHE.. AHA. OK. SO. LOLOPLOL I LOVE HER SO MUCH HAHHAHA I WISH ALL OF YOU SO MUCH LOVE I LOVE YOU ALL SINCERELY HAHAH LIFE IS SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26984393 - 10/14/20 01:09 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

:geicogecko: 
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Kelazam said:. LOLOPLOL!!!




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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Nymphaea]
    #26984467 - 10/14/20 03:56 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Nymphaea said:
CAREFUL MAN. 

She says she loves you.

At the end of it all there's a good chance you actually love her a lot more than she loves you.

Just saying.  Sorry for being a party pooper...



I get where you're coming from...
In my teens, I've seen it happen both ways among my peers and have experienced it myself. Young love tends not to last. But there are always exceptions.

Though let him enjoy it. That kind of intense mutual love during the honeymoon phase is like a drug. The real relationship starts after it settles which could take more than a year. If they stay together long after that than awesome! If hearts are broken shortly after, well... That shit builds character.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Nickoloxious]
    #26984974 - 10/14/20 11:46 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

and I fully understand that. It is a drug, love is 100% a drug and a very addictive one.. It makes me feel so amazingly good like no other drug I've taken before. I have come to understand that this most likely will not last and the relationship will fade which will take the good feelings along with it.. BUT I am riding out the love and doing my best to make it last.. It's still so strong! We talk all the time for so long and we both just want to melt into each other haha that makes no sense but sort of like mdma but not as.. idk mdma is mdma, totally different but for me it sort of relates to that. If we do end up breaking up or drifting apart then I'm as ready as someone could be for it and ready to take the pain(heart break?).. I think it's best not to think about that though and it's better to live in the present and do what I can to make the best out of right now.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: Kelazam]
    #26984978 - 10/14/20 11:47 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Ask her to tongue punch your fart box. Chicks love that.


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Re: omg i met this girl [Re: christopera]
    #26984983 - 10/14/20 11:51 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I can't even imagine... I'd be down for anal but idk about licking bro that's just a big turn off... Like what if you just lick up a big ol' pile of poop on accident  :poop:


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