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Just a few politically correct jokes
    #26975291 - 10/08/20 11:13 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Question: how many Biden supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: all of them together couldn't do it because A) lightbulbs are wasteful energy and god climate change is real and b) there is no money left for light bulbs because the new health care plans will cost like a billion dollars an hour so who has money for light bulbs anyway?

Ok next one question: how many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: only one. However if all the employees are fired at Trump Tower so Trump can save money because he owes over half a billion to the banks for bankruptcy then there will not even be one person left to screw in that light bulb. But as usual blame it on Antifa. They rioted all the department stores and stole all the light bulbs anyway.


:smirk: anybody want to contribute?


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Re: Just a few politically correct jokes [Re: imachavel]
    #26975357 - 10/08/20 11:46 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I feel that all that needed to be said, has been said.


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Re: Just a few politically correct jokes [Re: imachavel]
    #26975365 - 10/08/20 11:50 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

You seem to be very politically motivated.


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Re: Just a few politically correct jokes [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26975391 - 10/08/20 12:13 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

How many Biden supporters does to screw in a light bulb? None. Biden supporters pay Trump supporters minimum wage to change our lightbulb, and since all the mines are shutting down, bulbswaping about the only skill they have aside from domestic abuse and breaking into the safe where grandma keeps her Oxys.


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Re: Just a few politically correct jokes [Re: koods]
    #26975393 - 10/08/20 12:15 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Your contribution was almost as bad as the OPs.


Almost.


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Re: Just a few politically correct jokes [Re: koods] * 1
    #26975395 - 10/08/20 12:16 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
How many Biden supporters does to screw in a light bulb? None. Biden supporters pay Trump supporters minimum wage to change our lightbulb, and since all the mines are shutting down, bulbswaping about the only skill they have aside from domestic abuse and breaking into the safe where grandma keeps her Oxys.



classism, domestic abuse jokes and addiction jokes.

koods "Republicans want to hurt poor people."

also koods "fuck poor people, they're gross and stupid!"


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Re: Just a few politically correct jokes [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #26975399 - 10/08/20 12:18 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Thought it said politically incorrect.

I stick with my answer


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Re: Just a few politically correct jokes [Re: koods]
    #26975400 - 10/08/20 12:20 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
How many Biden supporters does to screw in a light bulb? None. Biden supporters pay Trump supporters minimum wage to change our lightbulbs





It’s better like that


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Re: Just a few politically correct jokes [Re: Asante]
    #26975405 - 10/08/20 12:27 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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koods said:
How many Biden supporters does to screw in a light bulb? None. Biden supporters pay Trump supporters minimum wage to change our lightbulb, and since all the mines are shutting down, bulbswaping about the only skill they have aside from domestic abuse and breaking into the safe where grandma keeps her Oxys.




:shrug:

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Asante said:
I feel that all that needed to be said, has been said.




Right on :smirk:

except I wanted to add



3rd time fanatical Trump supporter Kaitlin Bennett has taunted and provoked a thousand students and has been mobbed off campus today. How it relates?

Idk. Left vs right is getting uglier by the minute :shrug: damn the first two times she was mobbed off campus was hilarious enough. Now a 3rd time?

Never been a better time to be a gun supporter. Apparently.


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