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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante] * 12
    #26972933 - 10/06/20 09:18 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #26972940 - 10/06/20 09:30 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

If we BOTH shouted the name then why dont we BOTH get death :notsureif:


Also, I would choose to sacrifice myself( death) because I would rather die than let a giant spider bite my dick :house:


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26973051 - 10/06/20 11:14 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Next time do the DMT snuff at home where it's nice and safe.


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #26973144 - 10/07/20 02:49 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Asante said:
There is a STAL option.. and my apologies for the gendercentric question!




Dick and/or labia.

My dick is pretty useless already. Bring out the spider. I'd like to think I can kill the spider afterwards for biting my dick though. What's the punishment for trampling the sacred spider?


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #26973151 - 10/07/20 03:02 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:





Classical Asante hypothetical :lolsy:


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante]
    #26973187 - 10/07/20 03:58 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I eat the spider. Boom :micdrop:


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: birdeatingspider]
    #26973260 - 10/07/20 05:30 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I would explain in French that my buddie volunteers for spiderdick to safe his own life


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26973798 - 10/07/20 01:04 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

ill do any thing 4 my friend


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: charlie07]
    #26973887 - 10/07/20 01:55 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I'd take the hit for my buddy, but probably die of terror long before I was even bitten.  Fucking spiders, also the particular spider's bite is equivalent to a wasp sting for humans, not that bad. (It looks like a Goliath Birdeater)


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Ice9] * 1
    #26973917 - 10/07/20 02:09 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I have zero issues with spiders but for some reason grasshoppers creep me out :facepalm:


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26973947 - 10/07/20 02:29 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Locusts!

Are you an Egyptian?


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante]
    #26974139 - 10/07/20 04:39 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I'd stab the fuck out of my buddy.

Why the fuck did you bring me to some amazon tribal shit where a spider is going to bite my dick!? YOU ASSHOLE


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: TranceDaDude]
    #26974606 - 10/07/20 10:13 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Okay okay how about this one:

You're in Mongolia - and you've been captured by a group of Khan fanatics who haven't seen civilization for 700 years.

They give you the choice of either having a random bottle of either camel semen or cayenne pepper juice sprayed in your eyes every 5 hours, you also get pegged by the chieftians daughters alternating every 6 hours... one is 4'2" with a 8 inch dick and the other is 7'2" with a 2 inch dick.

Or you can refuse and your friend gets killed by dripping 1 drop of molten gold into his bhole and mouth alternating every 10 minutes.


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante]
    #26974608 - 10/07/20 10:15 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Locusts!

Are you an Egyptian?



Locusts and grasshoppers are ackhewally different


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: twighead]
    #26974625 - 10/07/20 10:33 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Asante, stop doing MXE if you're not gonna share.

:gooby:


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: twighead]
    #26974640 - 10/07/20 10:43 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

What's the issue with getting pegged by the chiefs daughters?


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: twighead]
    #26974914 - 10/08/20 04:40 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Locusts and grasshoppers are ackhewally different




I did some research and apparently they are closely related but locust are the only ones with the ability to fly and the predisposition to form swarms

Creep out rate is equal for both species and directly related to size of specimen encountered


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26974920 - 10/08/20 04:46 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Asante, stop doing MXE if you're not gonna share.

:gooby:





These are the poll questions that I think up while sober :smile:


Quote:

Tripsurfer said:
Quote:


Locusts and grasshoppers are ackhewally different




I did some research and apparently they are closely related but locust are the only ones with the ability to fly and the predisposition to form swarms

Creep out rate is equal for both species and directly related to size of specimen encountered





Sounds like one of your ancestors offended God :lol:


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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante]
    #26975460 - 10/08/20 01:01 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

:ancientaliens:

Ancient atheists


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