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Asante
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Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy?
#26972650 - 10/06/20 05:52 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Your buddy and you go way back. He's not you bestest buddy but, you guys are solid friends for many years.
When he called you "Drop everything you were doing! We have the opportunity to partake in a DMT Virola snuff in the Amazon with a newly discovered tribe!" you didnt hesitate, packed your bags and off you both went.
Buddies.
So there you're sitting in the Amazon blowing DMT snuff into each others noses and rolling around flailing your limbs on the mossy forest floor with the rest of the tribe.
Then it goes all wrong!
Apparently you and your buddy break a very serious tribal taboo by shouting out loud the name of a cursed ancestor.
Both you and your buddy are caught and tied up. Poison tipped spears are aimed. Shouting ensues, translated by the French priest who is your interpreter. Now, you are the only one who speaks French, so you can hear whats being said but not your buddy.
You are the only one hearing this!
The Shaman says: "You broke the ultimate taboo! For this, either we will spear your buddy to death, or, the choice is up to you, you get to live but we make the Sacred Spider bite you on the dick. It will burn like fire for twenty days and you may want to cut it off because it hurts so much and after that you cannot get it up for a year. But: your buddy and you will live. Behold: The Sacred Spider!" They open a basket and sweet mother of shit!

What will you decide?
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante] 3
#26972652 - 10/06/20 05:54 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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u r a mod?
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante]
#26972656 - 10/06/20 05:56 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Asante
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Duhrwood Stevens] 1
#26972657 - 10/06/20 05:56 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Duhrwood Stevens said: u r a mod?
Ah, nooo!
I'm an admin
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#26972659 - 10/06/20 05:58 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Duhrwood Stevens said: u r a mod?
You insulted the tribal chief. Bring out the spiders.
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante]
#26972676 - 10/06/20 06:12 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm surprised this would be a question at all for anyone.
Non-lethal/non-lasting injury vs a friend dying?
Total no-brainer (even if no-boner!)!!
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26972695 - 10/06/20 06:23 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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We'll see if a divide arises.
20 days of excruciating pain and a year of impotence by having been bit on the dick by a monster from your worst nightmares is quite severe too.
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante] 1
#26972718 - 10/06/20 06:31 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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This fangs are massive I am not letting a spider bight my dick under any circumstance.
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: budmanman] 3
#26972721 - 10/06/20 06:34 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hereby submit that any man who would let a friend die over a temporary situation for himself is a coward.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26972732 - 10/06/20 06:38 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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budmanman said: This fangs are massive I am not letting a spider bight my dick under any circumstance.
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Jokeshopbeard said: I hereby submit that any man who would let a friend die over a temporary situation for himself is a coward.
He has plans for that dick.
Seriously, its quite an extreme temporary situation.
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante] 1
#26972737 - 10/06/20 06:39 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Plot twist - spider becomes one with your dick - & you become a dickspider.
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante]
#26972740 - 10/06/20 06:40 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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No STAL option
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: SARAtonin]
#26972743 - 10/06/20 06:42 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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There is a STAL option.. and my apologies for the gendercentric question!
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante]
#26972780 - 10/06/20 07:06 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Asante said: Seriously, its quite an extreme temporary situation.
Going a year without being able to fuck is 'extreme'?
Jesus I went eighteen months just to test myself.
We must have different definitions of extreme.
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26972785 - 10/06/20 07:09 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said:
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Asante said: Seriously, its quite an extreme temporary situation.
Going a year without being able to fuck is 'extreme'?
Jesus I went eighteen months just to test myself.
We must have different definitions of extreme.
I've been 11 months apart from my girl because of covid this year. Shit sucks
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26972794 - 10/06/20 07:14 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Would you kill your buddy for a fuck right now?
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26972800 - 10/06/20 07:21 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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That depends, is a spider about to bite my dick if I don't?
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26972802 - 10/06/20 07:22 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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It is the whole enormous tarantula driving enormous fangs in your dick fillimng it with venom so painful that for 20 days you just want to cut it off to be rid of the pain.
Dont overlook that part.
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante]
#26972822 - 10/06/20 07:38 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Meh. There's still the death of a friend overhanging this whole thing.
No contest IMO. Pain is just pain. Look at how dogs deal with it; whine and moan until it goes away.
Humans, LOL.
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Re: Would you make this sacrifice for your buddy? [Re: Asante] 1
#26972826 - 10/06/20 07:40 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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this is why I stay away from cultural traditions...
clearly the only moral answer is to accept the spider bite, which luckily you couldn't take back. sounds like both me and my friend are dumbshits in this scenario tho
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