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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Your right hand is now a gun that just fired. [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #26969734 - 10/04/20 07:36 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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ONE OZ SLUG said:
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Newbie said:
How fucked are you?



I'm a dickless freak :wtfsonic:



But what happened with the finger gun?




He just  said he's a dickless freak...


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OfflineBANANA.MAN
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Re: Your right hand is now a gun that just fired. [Re: Patlal]
    #26969742 - 10/04/20 07:42 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Sugabearcrisp said:
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ONE OZ SLUG said:
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Newbie said:
How fucked are you?



I'm a dickless freak :wtfsonic:



But what happened with the finger gun?




He just  said he's a dickless freak...



woosh


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Offlinechristopera
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Re: Your right hand is now a gun that just fired. [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #26969819 - 10/04/20 08:42 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I'm really going to miss my hand.


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Offlinejesusfish
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Re: Your right hand is now a gun that just fired. [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #26969944 - 10/04/20 10:59 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Really out here causally jerking it to random shroomery threads, huh? :uhoh:


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InvisibleLophosaurus
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Re: Your right hand is now a gun that just fired. [Re: jesusfish]
    #26969961 - 10/04/20 11:39 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I would have shot through my laptop, TV, and the bullet would be lodged into my neighbors house. I think they would be to nervous to call the cops so I would probably just have to play Nintendo Switch until I got more entertainment.

I'm wishing my hand was pointed at the car that is blocking my driveway and this was real because that shit is pissing me off. What the fuck kind of ghetto trash bird parks their car in front of someones driveway.


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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: Your right hand is now a gun that just fired. [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #26970824 - 10/05/20 03:41 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Who would put a thumb tac on the ground in front of someone's tire? Could be you. 

:flyby:


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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InvisiblebodhisattaMDiscordReddit
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Re: Your right hand is now a gun that just fired. [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #26970826 - 10/05/20 03:45 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Hi people of the shroomery. I regret to inform you this way but bod's body was found with an apparent self inflicted gunshot wound to his head killing him instantly.


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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: Your right hand is now a gun that just fired. [Re: bodhisatta]
    #26970828 - 10/05/20 03:47 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

:feelsbatman:


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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OfflinePsion
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Re: Your right hand is now a gun that just fired. [Re: Shiithead]
    #26971468 - 10/06/20 12:33 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

i just shot my contact lens solution bottle, making a minor mess, assuming it didn't explode and just made a hole. also, assuming the shot trajectory didn't alter, it just went through my apartment wall and harmlessly out the third story of my apartment complex, where it presumably landed in someones backyard.


...probably.


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OfflineSporagami
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Re: Your right hand is now a gun that just fired. [Re: Psion]
    #27022166 - 11/04/20 07:23 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I think i just smoked my smoke alarm.


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