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Offlineimachavel
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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: Enlil]
    #26971347 - 10/05/20 09:29 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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I wouldn't fuck her with a rental dick.




With a rental dick I would do anything. Unless I lost my deposit over it.


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: Psilynut2]
    #26971691 - 10/06/20 08:03 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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I'd be all over that Supreme Court nominee though.



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That psycho  shit out 5  kids and masturbates with a crucifix . Your going to need a rental dick for that .




It would start out with her just wearing the judicial robes.

Seriously, she's obviously a high achiever, but that weird sect of Catholicism (that they refuse to say whether she's still a member) believes in the subservience of women.


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: Brian Jones]
    #26972968 - 10/06/20 09:51 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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that weird sect of Catholicism (that they refuse to say whether she's still a member) believes in the subservience of women.




Which is why I question her abilities as a judge even more than Boof Cryenough, who lost his shit and burst out in tears during his hearing.


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: Kryptos]
    #26972982 - 10/06/20 10:00 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Trump has become the CHYNA CURE!!!  HE IS INVINCIBLE!!


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: meltdowner] * 2
    #26972985 - 10/06/20 10:01 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah.  He was hospitalized for three days and on oxygen for a hoax virus that affects virtually no one.


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: Enlil]
    #26972988 - 10/06/20 10:03 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

3 days?  That's a fantastic turnaround.  Took my family almost 4 weeks to feel better.  Trump is Superman.

Why do you think it's a hoax?


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: meltdowner]
    #26972991 - 10/06/20 10:04 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Your family was hospitalized for 4 weeks?


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: Enlil] * 1
    #26973003 - 10/06/20 10:13 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Well, the way people that have recovered have been going, his family should be dying of strokes in their 40s.

To own the libs, of course.


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: Kryptos] * 1
    #26973020 - 10/06/20 10:28 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Steven Miller tests positive for Covid.

:haha:
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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: vinsue] * 1
    #26973169 - 10/07/20 03:37 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Hitler stood right next to a briefcase with explosives that went off in a bunker and he walked out proclaiming he was immortal.

Trump had early stages of COVID, had a million dollar experimental medical treatment then declared he felt great the day after.

I don't think the worst is over for Trump.


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: vinsue]
    #26973170 - 10/07/20 03:40 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Steven Miller tests positive for Covid.

:haha:





Only 35 years old too, they got some strong stuff going round.


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: Asante]
    #26973373 - 10/07/20 07:32 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Hitler stood right next to a briefcase with explosives that went off in a bunker and he walked out proclaiming he was immortal.

Trump had early stages of COVID, had a million dollar experimental medical treatment then declared he felt great the day after.

I don't think the worst is over for Trump.




Conway's daughter confirmed that. He's in terrible shape, hopped up on a drug cocktail. Apparently that video with him going up on the balcony took two takes, and even at his best he's sweating through his makeup, gritting his teeth, and his hands are purple.

At this point, he's probably staggering around the white house like a zombie, with terrified staff hiding behind furniture. That's not hyperbolic in any way.


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: Kryptos] * 1
    #26973541 - 10/07/20 10:03 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

He’s obviously in bad shape.

It will be funny to see him inside a plexiglass box for the debate. If it happens.


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: koods]
    #26973544 - 10/07/20 10:04 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

People are starting to ask questions about Chris Christie who hasn’t been heard from for four days.
Trump has treated Christie like crap so it would be icing on the cake if he ends up killing him


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: koods]
    #26973878 - 10/07/20 01:48 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

How has he treated Christie like crap? I thought they were buddy-buddy, hence why they were at the same super spreading event.

What motive would Trump have?


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: birdeatingspider]
    #26974093 - 10/07/20 03:59 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Chris Christie put Jared Kushners father in prison


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: koods]
    #26976244 - 10/08/20 10:28 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Trump defeated chyna virus in a few days.  He's literally Superman.

It's time we all just accept his victory and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

HARD WORK IS IT'S OWN REWARD BOYS!


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: meltdowner]
    #26976458 - 10/09/20 05:02 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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chyna




Is there any particular reason you can't spell China?


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26976559 - 10/09/20 07:15 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)



Chyna is his type of girl, he just can't get her off his mind.


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Re: Donald Trump and Melania have Covid [Re: christopera]
    #26977362 - 10/09/20 05:24 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I think we can assume Lindsey Graham has covid after he refused to provide a negative test result before his debate tonight. The debate has been cancelled.


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