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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: A.k.a] * 1
    #26956518 - 09/26/20 06:23 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

never break up a dog fight!  grab the back legs if u can and pull them apart or spray a hose at them. thats it!  dogs are tough people are not.


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: TedsDead] * 3
    #26956520 - 09/26/20 06:24 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

or stick your thumb up an ass


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: TedsDead]
    #26956526 - 09/26/20 06:26 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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The tip is still there!  I lost a pinky finger once but it got stiched back propper and works great!  you'll live;)




I've had friends lose digits with varying levels of success. Glad yours is working, you're lucky! My man almost died trying to have his pinky reattached because it kept not wanting to take. I'm certainly feeling fortunate. 💯

@Novler and A.k.a.

It was from not putting the blender blade assembly in a vice before attempting to drill a hole in it. Once it was almost all the way through it caught on the back side  and the torque of the drill kicked it out and around catching my thumb in the process. :facepalm:

@tryp

I know lol, don't rub it in:rofl:

Just a serious reminder to think things all the way through before using power tools lol

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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: TheBoJim]
    #26956557 - 09/26/20 06:54 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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this thread is the r/unclebens of shoomery




THIS I have to see :lol:

Not gonna lie been there done that. Thank god they linked me to the Shroomery

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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: CocaineBuffet] * 2
    #26956585 - 09/26/20 07:12 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Lol.. @FunkyMonkey..
Made this for ya  :flyhigh: 
Lots o love. I know that fucking hurt..

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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: c10h12n2o]
    #26956598 - 09/26/20 07:27 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

@ Funky; holy shit you weren't lying, you almost did lop the tip right off!

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grain prep was definitely a problem (too wet).

did you do any control jars? did all the jars do that or just one?  sterilization was also either ineffective or compromised afterwards. so either you didnt PC it properly, your jar seal/filter failed, or you got like 10+ kinds of contams in it while inoculating. what did you inoculate with, and how? (a2g? SAB? spores? g2g?)





That was like my third or fourth time doing grain. Got water to a boil, turned off heat, dumped oats in, let sit for 30-45 minutes, sterilized for 2 hours, vented properly. 5 jars out of 40 did that, and it wasn't until the myc was at ~50%, it was a sudden overnight change. Didn't look like anything growing on top of the grain, just that the grains all turned dark. Wedge inoculation, post shake. I have flipped lids and SFDs, RTV sealing them extremely well. Had to be a filter fail, but it's been a long time since it happened and hasn't happened since. Now i check my filters after every run to see if they are coming loose.

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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: MLPismyOPSEC]
    #26956746 - 09/26/20 09:33 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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@tryp

I know lol, don't rub it in:rofl:



Just a word to the wise. :wink: I've had my fair share of almost losing didgets.

and that's just one hand :lol:


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #26957229 - 09/27/20 10:01 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

This shoebox had a nice canopy but once I started harvesting it was more like a jizzy-snotty mangrove swamp :puke:



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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: One of Us]
    #26957234 - 09/27/20 10:03 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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This shoebox had a nice canopy but once I started harvesting it was more like a jizzy-snotty mangrove swamp :puke:






I’ve seen that before on really thick canopies. I think it’s pseudomonas getting a foothold as the colony starts to produce CO2 and heat at an increased rate.

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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #26957502 - 09/27/20 01:54 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Looks almost like the yeast infection I had on my first rw tub.


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #26957533 - 09/27/20 02:15 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Strange/ slow to pin/ mutant genetics that I spent a ton of time on expanding without testing first. About two dozen tubs all with the same characteristic.

Lesson learned...test before going big.



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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #26957630 - 09/27/20 03:50 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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This shoebox had a nice canopy but once I started harvesting it was more like a jizzy-snotty mangrove swamp :puke:






I’ve seen that before on really thick canopies. I think it’s pseudomonas getting a foothold as the colony starts to produce CO2 and heat at an increased rate.




Same, those things are so fuckin nasty



Ok so i noticed a major fuckup this week




Fuckup:
I like workin with lots of different grain types. Stupidly left opened  bags of like 8 types in my growroom

Been noticing all these weird mothlike bugs in the house all summer. Figured it was just summer

Then i realized i see more in grow room than anywhere else. I saw a worm climbing up the wall so i knew the source had to be close

Cocoon things all over the walls, and mating moth things. So i checked my grain bags, and yhey were covered in the fuckers!!

So i just threw out about 200lb of grain :/

Such a dumb mistake... i totally knew better

Gonna use dedicated air tight containers for each grain type moving forward,  rather than just random open bags

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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: c10h12n2o]
    #26957656 - 09/27/20 04:06 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Good post c10. I've been keeping my grain in a dedicated mono snapped shut. Holds about 75#. Ive seen lots of posts about grain pests fingers crossed I won't have it come my way.


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: c10h12n2o]
    #26957657 - 09/27/20 04:06 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Jesus that's some quality grain. You guys don't know how lucky you are. All I get locally is the worst shit you can imagine.

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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: Josex]
    #26957689 - 09/27/20 04:31 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

get feed for race horses. they don't fuck around with the quality of that. shit is sparkling clean and always the best quality

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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: Munchauzen]
    #26957691 - 09/27/20 04:35 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I have been thinking about a botch thread since I stared doing shroomery... super excited to share some fuckups (probably coming soon) :cheers:

Edited by shroomshine (09/27/20 04:37 PM)

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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: Munchauzen]
    #26957761 - 09/27/20 05:09 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

The best wheat I can get:


c10h12n2o's wheat:
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Does this count as a fail? :notlol:

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get feed for race horses. they don't fuck around with the quality of that. shit is sparkling clean and always the best quality



I've gone to great lengths trying to find decent quality grain, but I gave up long ago. The oats I can get is some shit from hell btw. I asked the guy at the feed store... he says the grain he gets is a mix of (the worst) grain from different farmers. My guess is it's just the leftover grain that nobody wants and they sell it for very cheap to the bunch of feed stores in my city.

Grain seems to get worse every passing year, must be the old shit from the bottom of the pile, old and dirty af. When I see people here saying the PC kills all endospores without exception, I think to myself "yeah try my shit and tell me, bitch".

Barley is the only grain I can use locally. Don't know what's up with it that it doesn't give me that much trouble and it's a tough grain that I like. Far from clean, but at least usable.

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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: One of Us]
    #26957769 - 09/27/20 05:19 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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This shoebox had a nice canopy but once I started harvesting it was more like a jizzy-snotty mangrove swamp :puke:






Woah....*vurp*
I ve never seen *vurp* that be- *vurp* -fore
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Did it smell *vurp* as bad as it *vurp* looks?

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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: Josex]
    #26957785 - 09/27/20 05:34 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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The best wheat I can get:


c10h12n2o's wheat:
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Does this count as a fail? :notlol:

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get feed for race horses. they don't fuck around with the quality of that. shit is sparkling clean and always the best quality



I've gone to great lengths trying to find decent quality grain, but I gave up long ago. The oats I can get is some shit from hell btw. I asked the guy at the feed store... he says the grain he gets is a mix of (the worst) grain from different farmers. My guess is it's just the leftover grain that nobody wants and they sell it for very cheap to the bunch of feed stores in my city.

Grain seems to get worse every passing year, must be the old shit from the bottom of the pile, old and dirty af. When I see people here saying the PC kills all endospores without exception, I think to myself "yeah try my shit and tell me, bitch".

Barley is the only grain I can use locally. Don't know what's up with it that it doesn't give me that much trouble and it's a tough grain that I like. Far from clean, but at least usable.




I've heard good things about Racehorse quality oats, as was mentioned, but I've found that SEED quality is the best for the money. You might have to buy more than 50#, but it's worth it. I found that it isnt as expensive as the Racehorse stuff, believe it or not.
  The way it was explained to me from a farmer was, they pull seed quality out first, then the food grade, then premium feed..then the rest goes to bulk feed, which is the dusty, dirty funky shit you find sometimes. 
 
  Feed stores ususally have 'seed' quality available if you ask. If not, they're boshie, and find another shop.

Again, that's my experience. Mileage may vary.

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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: Josex]
    #26957893 - 09/27/20 07:05 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I got seed grade millet, baking grade millet, baking grade rye, seed grade rye, 3 kinds of feed wheat, and racehorse oats

Bugs got in all of em :/ but i blame my handling, not the grain, they all work great (even with bugs in em haha)

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I see way less worms in yours haha


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