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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: c10h12n2o]
    #26955786 - 09/26/20 11:17 AM (2 months, 2 days ago)

I had this on my last blue oyster grow. It was on several of my jars.

Not really sure what it is.


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: NicodArleone]
    #26955831 - 09/26/20 11:59 AM (2 months, 2 days ago)

I let things go while I was moving, and I made LI from a clone plate that was massively overgrown cuz I didn’t feel like waiting for a transfer to grow out. Myc all up on the lid and stuff everywhere.

The myc was thin looking in the spawn but I rocked it anyway in some shoe boxes. 3 so far show the telltale “blank” patches of future trich. And something sprouted :lol: I’ve seen that one a few times but I’ve never had it happen till now.



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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: verum subsequentis]
    #26955903 - 09/26/20 12:57 PM (2 months, 2 days ago)

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verum subsequentis said:
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TedsDead said:
Ahem... verum... cough, cough.






What?




You posted the hua gu cubie not me.:shrug:


Ill have more fails to come


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: TedsDead]
    #26955986 - 09/26/20 02:06 PM (2 months, 2 days ago)

My first gourmet attempt of doing pink oysters on pasteurized coffee grounds seemed to go well until I grew impatient and transferred it from a flower pot into a shoebox. Thankfully I kept the lid on, otherwise the trich would have infested everything. Here's a humorous edit shortly before I buried it in a forest.



That incident convinced me to only use coco coir from now on, maybe with vermiculite.


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: LemonTekno]
    #26955991 - 09/26/20 02:11 PM (2 months, 2 days ago)

Coffee needs to be used sterile


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: TedsDead]
    #26956025 - 09/26/20 02:22 PM (2 months, 2 days ago)

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TedsDead said:
Quote:

verum subsequentis said:
Quote:

TedsDead said:
Ahem... verum... cough, cough.






What?




You posted the hua gu cubie not me.:shrug:


Ill have more fails to come




I'm still confused


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: c10h12n2o]
    #26956088 - 09/26/20 02:54 PM (2 months, 2 days ago)

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And learning to grow flower grade shitake, so i can grow flower grade cubes like Ted's 😄





I didnt grow it


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: TedsDead]
    #26956098 - 09/26/20 03:06 PM (2 months, 2 days ago)

Love the thread idea! :rockon:

Will have pictures to add shortly
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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: Puduwoke]
    #26956104 - 09/26/20 03:10 PM (2 months, 2 days ago)

this thread is the r/unclebens of shoomery


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: TheBoJim]
    #26956180 - 09/26/20 03:59 PM (2 months, 1 day ago)

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TedsDead said:
Quote:

c10h12n2o said:

And learning to grow flower grade shitake, so i can grow flower grade cubes like Ted's 😄





I didnt grow it




Im retarded 😄



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this thread is the r/unclebens of shoomery




Lol not quite. I think its a bit more self aware than that. More of a "heres something i fucked up, here why, and here is what i think shoulda done differently" and also an opportunity for others to chime in on the diagnostics

I figure if talented growers are making a mistake, less experienced people are even more likely to make it. So documenting and explaining it could help lots of people. Much more helpful to a noob than just flexing canopies


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: c10h12n2o] * 1
    #26956209 - 09/26/20 04:27 PM (2 months, 1 day ago)

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Lol not quite. I think its a bit more self aware than that. More of a "heres something i fucked up, here why, and here is what i think shoulda done differently" and also an opportunity for others to chime in on the diagnostics

I figure if talented growers are making a mistake, less experienced people are even more likely to make it. So documenting and explaining it could help lots of people. Much more helpful to a noob than just flexing canopies




I 150% agree! When I was researching, getting ready to go all in, the threads I found (across all forums running at the time) where an experienced cultivator puts up a " 'Look how epic this failure is' post were the most informative to me. Especially when said grower can specifically point out where they fucked up, how, etc.
 
  To an observant learner, having that presented in a humble, informative manner is solid titanium reinforcement of maintaining the basics, good practice, and even flights of fancy. Flights of fancy being all the crazy "what-ifs" that cross everyone's mind at some point or another, most specifically when you're just getting the hang of this thing we do.

I'm guilty as charged. The forum I helped with a while back, I would do shit like that. Specifically for the newer set. Mainly to give a documentation of it, rather than say "Trust me, don't do that", and also for my own experience. Sometimes I was surprised.

  Failure is real experience.  I, for one, am a firm believer in it. I also think it is a valuable teaching tool. If you really are passionate about helping others up the ladder, then, as someone with knowledge and experience it helps the inexperienced to see you fail on camera, and then explain the hows and whys.

Just my 2 cents. Long live the fail thread!


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: FlufferNutter]
    #26956342 - 09/26/20 06:02 PM (2 months, 1 day ago)

Probably my favorite fail, but unfortunately, i don't have a fucking clue what happened! The grains turned a deep green/brown, really weird to see.



I think my biggest (life) fail was not getting a new phone sooner, god damn those pictures sucked ass (Shroomery link).


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: MLPismyOPSEC]
    #26956382 - 09/26/20 06:27 PM (2 months, 1 day ago)

The black lagoon lol


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: Nobler Hino]
    #26956387 - 09/26/20 06:34 PM (2 months, 1 day ago)

well i think we can help you diagnose that one

lots goin on there waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too wet, lots of different kinds of bacteria, and if it turned green that means mold

so pretty much everything that could go wrong without a family of mice living in there :lol:


grain prep was definitely a problem (too wet).

did you do any control jars? did all the jars do that or just one?  sterilization was also either ineffective or compromised afterwards. so either you didnt PC it properly, your jar seal/filter failed, or you got like 10+ kinds of contams in it while inoculating. what did you inoculate with, and how? (a2g? SAB? spores? g2g?)

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The black lagoon lol




i dont even want to know what kind of black death 2.0 is living in that haha

i had a similar fuckup not long ago, testing new lid types, one got mold. went to empty it and it was that dreaded god awefull smoky stuff. shit looks so bizarre, it looks like you are watching an animated fire or halucination or something. i dont even wanna know what was in that. when you open it it is like a firework gets lit, these shimmery smoky looking spores start flying out like a firework


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: c10h12n2o]
    #26956393 - 09/26/20 06:40 PM (2 months, 1 day ago)

If you are squeamish about cuts and blood etc don't look at this fail...



The first time the ER bandaged it they did a hack job and the corner of my thumb spent all night detached so now I'm gonna lose it. I went back today and yelled at them, but the damage was done. So I told them to give me some better dressings and suck my dick. Medical professionals my ass.

The flap of skin is covering most of the damage, so it's actually worse than it looks that whole corner is fucked and gonna fall way leaving a big dent in that thumb. :lol: The way it happened I feel like a moron that doesn't know how to use power tools, maybe I'll just tell people I'm such a hardcore gamer I worked a dent into my thumb. 😂

I'm happy it wasn't worse though. :shrug: Fuck it. #CultFails

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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: Funky Monkey]
    #26956400 - 09/26/20 06:46 PM (2 months, 1 day ago)

The tip is still there!  I lost a pinky finger once but it got stiched back propper and works great!  you'll live:wink:


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: c10h12n2o] * 1
    #26956402 - 09/26/20 06:47 PM (2 months, 1 day ago)

Uncle Ben's TEK... I'm sure I don't need to elaborate. But...it led me here. For that, I am grateful.


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: MycoTricho]
    #26956455 - 09/26/20 07:30 PM (2 months, 1 day ago)

Hey funky monkey, was that from the blender lid taking flight?

I remember using a horrific modified blender lid that ended up throwing the jelly jar and all across my kitchen lol.


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: MycoTricho]
    #26956479 - 09/26/20 07:45 PM (2 months, 1 day ago)

Damn funky that’s gonna suck for a few weeks, what happened??


I got this from sticking my hand in to break up a chihuahua fight and it sucked. I pushed the flesh chunks back in but they were near bone deep and still ended up falling off, but now I’ve got these cool blank spots on my finger prints :lol: yours is gonna be half smooth.


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Re: Fail Thread: Share Your Fuckups and Feedback [Re: A.k.a]
    #26956517 - 09/26/20 08:22 PM (2 months, 1 day ago)

That wouldn't  happen if you were drilling through the lids while they were on the jars


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