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I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola
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because according to a TDEE calculator I need to eat 2000 calories to maintain, since I eat every other day that means I should eat 4000 calories to maintain, im definitely eating less then 4000 calories on a eating day, but im not losing anything, in fact for my month long egg experiment I was eating like 1400 calories every other day and I seemed to be losing weight, but when I started eating junkfood again it all came back in the last 10 or so days
I just ordered the book "good calories, bad calories" by gary taubes, im going to do that diet to lose weight since total calories are a scam, there must be good calories and bad calories, the books going to teach me those secrets
I just got a box of cereal I got to eat first till I go back on a keto diet, I saw cereal on sale for $4 and I had to buy it, its a huge box of resees pieces cereal
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher] 1
#26954456 - 09/25/20 12:53 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Calories absolutely are real, and are a thing.
If expend/burn more calories than you consume, you'll lose weight, and vice versa. The difficult part is calculating your expenditure, which is very difficult to track.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher] 3
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food is a scam started by the agriculture industry. Yuo can get all the energy you need by just staring at the sun for a couple hours a day.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: badchad] 1
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badchad said: Calories absolutely are real, and are a thing.
If expend/burn more calories than you consume, you'll lose weight, and vice versa. The difficult part is calculating your expenditure, which is very difficult to track.
I now subscribe 100% to the insulin theory of weight gain, insulin is the fat storage hormone so I got to spike insulin less often to lose weight, I will probably go off my medication too, im going to get my doctor to do blood work up, I want my fasted insulin tested, if its high im going to ditch the anti-psychotic and see if that helps, I was looking at my doctors website, I seen they have a dietitian, I was thinking about getting a referral to her, but itll probably be pointless, ill just get into an argument with her, cause she will be peddling canadas food guide info, and I will be like I want to start a carnivore diet but cant afford 2 pounds of steak every day
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher] 1
#26954493 - 09/25/20 01:16 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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It has nothing to do with calories.
Ive never paid attention to that, in fact most of my life ive only needed like 1200 cal to get through the day
Jus cut out finishing that soda, try to eat a fruit or something green everyday. Your body figures out the rest on its own. I stuff my face until I have diarreah the next day, yes i was 20 pounds overweight but I changed litterally nothing when I got a job and I lost most of that weight. To be 40 pounds overweight youd have to be eating nonstop, like every two hours or something.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher]
#26954523 - 09/25/20 01:41 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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gopher said: I now subscribe 100% to the insulin theory of weight gain, insulin is the fat storage hormone so I got to spike insulin less often to lose weight,
I'd be curious to know the data supporting this hypothesis. The most compelling evidence comes from weight gain associated with insulin therapy. For example, diabetics that begin insulin therapy often gain weight (and adipose tissue). However, this isn't related to the insulin per se.
When you increase your insulin (via an "insulin spike") glucose and sugars are removed from your bloodstream. The side effect is you get hungry and eat more.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: badchad]
#26954527 - 09/25/20 01:47 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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theres insulin secreting tumors that cause weight gain too, and drugs that increase/decrease insulin levels cause weight gain/weight loss too
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher] 5
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You talk about your eating schemes constantly, but I never hear you say anything about getting exercise
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: koods]
#26954531 - 09/25/20 01:53 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I dont exercise, I bought a skateboard this summer but I fell when I hit a stone and it made me deathly afraid of braking my left wrist, so I havnt rode it a second time
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher] 1
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Dude, just walk and do some pushups or something.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher]
#26954540 - 09/25/20 02:00 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Insulin Sucreting Tumors---my new band name!
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher] 2
#26954541 - 09/25/20 02:00 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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2000 calories a day if you don’t exercise is too much. You probably have very little muscle mass. Increase the muscle mass and you increase your resting rate of metabolism and you can eat more.
It seems like you just don’t want to put in the work required
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher]
#26954550 - 09/25/20 02:07 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hope you realize, anti psychs will make you gain, and not be able to lose.
Also, I understand your logic, but eating 4,000 cals a day is just that, it doesn't equal 2,000/spread over two days. Make sense?
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher] 1
#26954551 - 09/25/20 02:07 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gopher I got a fix for you.
Go to a bodybuilder/fitness forum, tell them you are lost in nutrition and exercise and that you'd like them to advise you. Chances are some of them will accept the challenge. These are a group of people who pulled it off to get nutrition and exercise working for them.
They generally have sound advice.
You do seem lost where it comes to diet. you swap from one wild scheme to the next without results.
Let the experts of sticking with the program tell you about their program.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher]
#26954573 - 09/25/20 02:23 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: stimpson]
#26954581 - 09/25/20 02:29 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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(Slight derail here, sorry folks) Hey there stimpy! What is the name of that movie your avvy is from?
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26954594 - 09/25/20 02:36 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is mr. matthew barney from the cremaster cycle.
wow you didn't have that on the tip of your tongue?
jeez we should start a matthew barney thread... i mean a pink floyd/matthew barney/college film student/young garage band/wal-mart/engineer/murika thread.
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#26954682 - 09/25/20 03:33 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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gopher said: because according to a TDEE calculator I need to eat 2000 calories to maintain, since I eat every other day that means I should eat 4000 calories to maintain, im definitely eating less then 4000 calories on a eating day, but im not losing anything, in fact for my month long egg experiment I was eating like 1400 calories every other day and I seemed to be losing weight, but when I started eating junkfood again it all came back in the last 10 or so days
I just ordered the book "good calories, bad calories" by gary taubes, im going to do that diet to lose weight since total calories are a scam, there must be good calories and bad calories, the books going to teach me those secrets
I just got a box of cereal I got to eat first till I go back on a keto diet, I saw cereal on sale for $4 and I had to buy it, its a huge box of resees pieces cereal
Now you're starting to get it. Hella good on you.
And that is an excellent book you ordered there. I won't lie, it is very densely packed with information you might find pretty boring. It took me a couple of times to read it to really absorb the information. But it's extremely informative and its completely changed my approach to dieting. Hopefully you'll get the same results I have gotten.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
#26954739 - 09/25/20 04:16 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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The reason people struggle is because in modern days we have made it extremely easy to ingest a high number of calories at little cost or effort. Your typical Starbucks candy drink probably has enough fuel for someone for the whole day if not more, yet they will still be hungry because it has no fiber.
People vastly underestimate their calorie intake. Often failing to acknowledge (whether intentionally or not) that they have eaten, akak absent-minded snacking.
People vastly overestimate their calorie expenditure. For survival the human body is vastly efficient in regards. Walking, while extremely healthy, burns little calories.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: badchad] 1
#26954921 - 09/25/20 06:40 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Don’t diabetics who inject insulin in the same spots frequently get fat build up in those particular places?Quote:
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gopher said: I now subscribe 100% to the insulin theory of weight gain, insulin is the fat storage hormone so I got to spike insulin less often to lose weight,
I'd be curious to know the data supporting this hypothesis. The most compelling evidence comes from weight gain associated with insulin therapy. For example, diabetics that begin insulin therapy often gain weight (and adipose tissue). However, this isn't related to the insulin per se.
When you increase your insulin (via an "insulin spike") glucose and sugars are removed from your bloodstream. The side effect is you get hungry and eat more.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
#26954965 - 09/25/20 07:17 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im no nutritionalist and don't know enough about the intricacies of the science behind it but I do know that eating regular small meals of fresh whole foods (unprocessed foods) that have good nutrient density and are high in dietary fibre, four or five times a day will help you to feel full and kickstart your metabolism. I understand that your medication can play a part in weight gain causing fluid retention and metabolic stress but there is a lot you can do do counteract this. This binge and purge cycle that it sounds like you are currently on is causing your body to store everything it gets as fat instead of being burnt for fuel, thus making you feel both lethargic and gain weight. Also, try some probiotics to help your body digest your food and unlock more nutritional benefit from it. High fibre whole food diets with probiotic supplements have been shown to improve mood, metabolism and energy levels. I know that fad diets and quick fixes are appealing but you need to play the long game on this one. Developing healthy eating habits to fix your metabolism/mood/weight will take a little time but you will find the right balance eventually. You can get there homie
Here's some links to back up what I am saying... https://pitherapy.com.au/how-increasing-fibre-intake-can-help-treat-depression/ https://www.verywellmind.com/could-probiotics-be-a-good-mood-food-5071406 https://medicalxpress.com/news/2018-10-large-scale-mediterranean-diet-mental-health.html#:~:text=They%20found%20a%20connection%20between,to%20follow%20these%20eating%20habits.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher]
#26955054 - 09/25/20 08:17 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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gopher said: theres insulin secreting tumors that cause weight gain too, and drugs that increase/decrease insulin levels cause weight gain/weight loss too
oh, btw, have you ever injected insulin? like, a tiny bit, just to see what it does/feels like?
you might be able to find a PEL or TLV from OSHA or ACGIH for insulin, or maybe a medical society... maybe if you inject slightly less, or slightly more?, than the TLV you might get a minor effect but still not blow up your kidneys.
i have not done this, but it's something i would like to try, you know just to know what it does.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: stimpson]
#26955143 - 09/25/20 09:34 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Try eating 70% steamed vegetables. Eat all the vegetables first, give it 10 mins and eat the protein. By this point you should be feeling pretty full while having eating a meal of maybe 400 calories.
Just say away from starchy vegies which are calorie dense.
As for insulin, it is needed to move amino acids into cells and form them into proteins. Severe burn victims often suffer burn induced muscle wasting, to combat this they are given pretty high constant doses of insulin as well as amino acids to keep net amino acid into the cell higher than net amino acids out of the cell.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher]
#26955564 - 09/26/20 05:04 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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made me deathly afraid of braking my left wrist
Your wacking side right? 
Also losing weights takes time. I feel like you have a new best idea every week
Set a calory goal and try and fill that with real and healthy food. Its impossible for that to not work. Also do excercise for at least 20 minutes a day. Even a walk will do
If you are on meds that make you take on weight, it may be different. If thats the case I would focus on increasing muscle mass as much as possible
Being fat and strong is still better than just being fat
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#26955572 - 09/26/20 05:13 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your wacking side right? 
I have no flexability in my left wrist cause I broke it twice, I think the small bones in the wrist are out of whack and healed wrong, I cant even bend my wrist like im going to do a push up
I fell on my right arm that I only broke once, and it mostly worked out fine, it hurt the tiniest bit, cause I lost a little flexabilty in that wrist too, but it made me think if I fell on my left wrist it would just snap like a twig instead of bend properly
weed fucked my wrist up back in grade 9, I broke my arm and when I had the cast on I dropped some weed under my bed, I tried to lift the mattress up to look under and I felt a snap in my wrist, well I thought it was my arm that was broke un-setting, but I know now it was my wrist, I was afraid of telling anyone cause I didnt want to get in trouble
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher]
#26955578 - 09/26/20 05:24 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I didn't read all the thread, so sorry if this has been covered.
A calorie is the amount of energy it takes to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centegrade.
There's 19,000,000 calories in a gram of uranium. But you can't live on that shit.
You can't live on soda either. Never drink that shit.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: Northerner] 1
#26955599 - 09/26/20 05:46 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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The calories associated with the energy content of food are actually kilocalories. So 1500 food calories is 1.5 million actual calories, enough energy to heat 50kg of water 30°C. A body that burns 1500 calories a day has a power output of 17 watts. It would take more than the total output of three people just to keep one 60 watt lightbulb lit continuously.
If you drank cold water instead of warm water, you will burn more calories. You burn 30 calories to maintain your body temperature if you drink one liter of ice cold water.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: Northerner]
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A calorie is the amount of energy it takes to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centegrade.
There's 19,000,000 calories in a gram of uranium. But you can't live on that shit.
You can't live on soda either. Never drink that shit.
19 billion calories 19 million kilocalories
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: koods]
#26955620 - 09/26/20 06:15 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Still can't carbonate that shit and sell it for $2
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: Northerner]
#26955631 - 09/26/20 06:26 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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The mass energy equivalent for an average human is about 150,573,613,000,000 kilocalories
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: koods]
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A calorie is the amount of energy it takes to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centegrade.
There's 19,000,000 calories in a gram of uranium. But you can't live on that shit.
You can't live on soda either. Never drink that shit.
19 billion calories 19 million kilocalories
Imagine you could explode that, a single gram of Uranium.. 19 tons of TNT.
If you could, you could deliver these with a sniper rifle.
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: Asante]
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: The Blind Ass]
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Kcals and food Cals with a capital c are widely used interchangeably.
For historical reasons, two main definitions of calorie are in wide use. The small calorie or gram calorie (usually denoted cal) is the amount of heat energy needed to raise the temperature of one gram of water by one degree Celsius (or one kelvin). [2][3] The large calorie, food calorie, or kilocalorie (Cal, calorie or kcal) is the amount of heat needed to cause the same increase in one kilogram of water.[4]
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: Northerner] 1
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There's 19,000,000 calories in a gram of uranium. But you can't live on that shit.
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they say there is 3500 calories in a pound of fat, so I would gain 5428 pounds if I ate a gram of uranium?
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher]
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: yeah]
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you cant post Fung on the shroomery, no one would listen
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher]
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gopher said:
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Northerner said:
There's 19,000,000 calories in a gram of uranium. But you can't live on that shit.
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they say there is 3500 calories in a pound of fat, so I would gain 5428 pounds if I ate a gram of uranium?
Im pretty sure you would die
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Re: I dont belive in calories anymore, calories are a scam invented by cocacola [Re: gopher] 2
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Gopher with all your extreme diet stuff you clearly have some crazy discipline to be able to stick to them. Imagine if you just got into a frequent exercise routine and worried a little less about food. It's a whole lot easier to do 20 minutes of pushups and core work every morning than to fast for weeks or eat your age in eggs.
It really seems like you're overthinking the nutrition part because these fringe theories interest you. Other than the genetics you're stuck with, eating less and moving more has a pretty well proven track record for being the best method for getting weight to normal levels.
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