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InvisibleKelazam
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26954157 - 09/25/20 09:45 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah. That's why I was banned for so long and just got unbanned a few months ago. I was banned for being underage


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Invisiblebirdeatingspider
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Shenmue]
    #26954164 - 09/25/20 09:48 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Shenmue said:




Wtf, I thought you were banned. Get out of here with your incel bs.


Kelazam, I think it's quite humorous that she ended up batting for the other team. Goes to show!
And your sig, the last one, can you get rid of it? With the amount of shitposting you roll out, it's causing me anxiety. Thanks.


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InvisibleKelazam
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: birdeatingspider]
    #26954167 - 09/25/20 09:48 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

no


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InvisibleKelazam
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: birdeatingspider]
    #26954169 - 09/25/20 09:49 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

and i dont shitpost retrd


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Invisiblebirdeatingspider
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
    #26954181 - 09/25/20 09:55 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Fine I hid your sig, dum dum.

Aren't you so proud of what your thread has become?


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InvisiblePsilyZee
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
    #26954182 - 09/25/20 09:56 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Lol this guy OP went from 800 posts to 1000 in 2 days. Deff not a troll.


Anyways, get a flesh light.

Dont set your sights on one girl. like lil wayne says "I just wanna fuck every girl in the world" . :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:


Let me put it like this ,

I DONT CHASE BITCHES.

Good luck.


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"The psychotic drowns in the same waters in which the mystic swims with delight." - Joseph Campbell

Cops are always trying to buy stuff from you that you arent even selling. You may have better luck at goodwill.


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InvisibleKelazam
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: PsilyZee] * 1
    #26954189 - 09/25/20 09:59 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

shut the fuck up mr.122 posts. I'm not a troll and your profile pic sucks btw it's not original and i've seen it a million times by other nobodies on this site.


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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
    #26954190 - 09/25/20 10:01 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:burn:


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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InvisibleKelazam
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Shiithead]
    #26954192 - 09/25/20 10:02 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:poast:


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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
    #26954193 - 09/25/20 10:02 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Kelazam said:
:poast:



:somefunnyshit:


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Invisiblebirdeatingspider
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
    #26954195 - 09/25/20 10:03 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

What about yours?!? :facepalm:












































SHOP FOR: Fleshlight.


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InvisiblePsilyZee
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: birdeatingspider] * 1
    #26954202 - 09/25/20 10:07 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Says the guy whos such a nobody he cant even get teenage girls to talk to him. I bet you end up using roofies to get laid. Otherwise , your the next 40 year old virgin. Obsessing over some pussy that your never going to get. Good luck with that.


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"The psychotic drowns in the same waters in which the mystic swims with delight." - Joseph Campbell

Cops are always trying to buy stuff from you that you arent even selling. You may have better luck at goodwill.


Have a cookie, its on me .


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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: birdeatingspider]
    #26954205 - 09/25/20 10:08 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I've seen some pretty good Fleshlight deals on Marketplace. Generally they are pretty lightly used.


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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: PsilyZee]
    #26954206 - 09/25/20 10:08 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Touche'!:thumbup:


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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: christopera]
    #26954209 - 09/25/20 10:08 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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christopera said:
I've seen some pretty good Fleshlight deals on Marketplace. Generally they are pretty lightly used.



:rimshot:


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InvisiblePsilyZee
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: PsilyZee]
    #26954211 - 09/25/20 10:10 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I remember being 18 and wanting to get layed. I did quite afew times. Then i stopped giving a fuck about getting laid, now im all about getting PAID. You should try it, stack money. Stop chasing girls still in the 12th grade.


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"The psychotic drowns in the same waters in which the mystic swims with delight." - Joseph Campbell

Cops are always trying to buy stuff from you that you arent even selling. You may have better luck at goodwill.


Have a cookie, its on me .


:cookiemonster:


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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: christopera]
    #26954215 - 09/25/20 10:12 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: PsilyZee]
    #26954216 - 09/25/20 10:12 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

PsilyZee said:
Stop chasing girls still in the 12th grade.




QFTMFT. Best advice I've heard today!


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InvisiblePsilyZee
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: PsilyZee]
    #26954217 - 09/25/20 10:12 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I got my fleshlight used from some guy in india for about $3 . Had some kinda crusty stuff inside. But the dishwasher solved that problem, well except the lips melted a little bit at the end in drying... But deformed pussy is still pussy right?


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"The psychotic drowns in the same waters in which the mystic swims with delight." - Joseph Campbell

Cops are always trying to buy stuff from you that you arent even selling. You may have better luck at goodwill.


Have a cookie, its on me .


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