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InvisibleKelazam
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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26951897 - 09/23/20 09:28 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Of course you don't see it! You can't look at yourself for what you really are but you think you know everything and know what everyone should do.


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InvisibleKelazam
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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26951899 - 09/23/20 09:29 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

You clearly need it. Take a heroic dose ffs, you are not a good mod and by the looks of it not a good person in general.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Kelazam] * 1
    #26951914 - 09/23/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Given the sheer number of people I've met, know and am friends with all around the world IRL; I hope you'll forgive me for trusting the opinions, reactions and the love that they have for me moreso than the opinion of some guy on a forum that's only interacted with me twice.

I know you youngsters tend to judge the entire world that you haven't seen by the electronic media fed directly into your brain though, so I forgive you for your assumptions.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #26951923 - 09/23/20 09:44 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Idek wtf happened here why is everyone so upset


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26951924 - 09/23/20 09:46 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Because us humans tend to take life waaaaaaaay to seriously?


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #26951929 - 09/23/20 09:51 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Im just eatin a spicy chicken sandwich from chic fil a


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26951934 - 09/23/20 09:53 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I just cooked a whole pack of wings for a couple of guys I invited over to mine from the big parking lot where I sometimes walk my dog at night.

No gay sex.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #26951941 - 09/23/20 09:59 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Today a black guy who had paint splattered all over him came up to me and my friend who were sitting in the park and told us "Think of two trees. They need space to grow their roots. Ya'll remember that" and then walked away. His wisdom will stick with me.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26951947 - 09/23/20 10:03 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

LOL.

The universe is cryptic, a man once said.


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Offlinetwighead
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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #26952011 - 09/23/20 11:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

JSB gettin' da hash again  :highdog:

For what? I could not elucidate it whatsoever in this thread - it seemed his beard was well kempt and exhibited tact :lol:


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Offlinenmd_myco
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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26952036 - 09/23/20 11:35 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Asante said:
Its passive aggressive as fuck but record one of their screaming matches and then play it back loud sometime on your stereo :evil:




that's aggressive-aggressive


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26952215 - 09/24/20 06:07 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
I just cooked a whole pack of wings




:highfive1:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Niffla]
    #26952235 - 09/24/20 06:45 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Spooning out a portion cup of unsweetened applesauce.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26952239 - 09/24/20 06:51 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Asante said:
Spooning out a portion cup of unsweetened applesauce.




I approve on the lack of decadence sir

:regretthumbsup:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26952242 - 09/24/20 06:54 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Near Dylan said:
Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Why don't you go upstairs and talk to him?



My thoughts exactly. The guy literally lives above you and your solution is to have these bizarre passive aggressive matches through walls. I get being nervous about confronting a dude who has shown himself to have a temper, but talking to him is gonna be a lot harder now that you have made yourself his 'enemy' with you fight-fire-with-fire antics. Couldve just asked the guy how comes there's so much banging and if everything is alright and shit. If it continued after that then sure call the cops on em a few times if it seems like its a situation where they can do something. But i really dont see your endgame with these banging matches. Setting yourself up for an endless cycle of passive aggressive, faceless matches, the potential for some real awkward accidental encounters in the parking lot, and an all around hellish experience living there in general.





Fwiw i think this is sound advice.

No winners in a primate faeces slinging match.

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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: The Thing]
    #26952330 - 09/24/20 08:34 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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The Thing said:
Quote:

Near Dylan said:
Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Why don't you go upstairs and talk to him?



My thoughts exactly. The guy literally lives above you and your solution is to have these bizarre passive aggressive matches through walls. I get being nervous about confronting a dude who has shown himself to have a temper, but talking to him is gonna be a lot harder now that you have made yourself his 'enemy' with you fight-fire-with-fire antics. Couldve just asked the guy how comes there's so much banging and if everything is alright and shit. If it continued after that then sure call the cops on em a few times if it seems like its a situation where they can do something. But i really dont see your endgame with these banging matches. Setting yourself up for an endless cycle of passive aggressive, faceless matches, the potential for some real awkward accidental encounters in the parking lot, and an all around hellish experience living there in general.





Fwiw i think this is sound advice.

No winners in a primate faeces slinging match.

Our brains evolved to the size you inherited for a purpose my friend.



Yeah,they evolved to have sound battles now not faces battles :awehigh:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26952333 - 09/24/20 08:37 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Near Dylan said:
Today a black guy who had paint splattered all over him came up to me and my friend who were sitting in the park and told us "Think of two trees. They need space to grow their roots. Ya'll remember that" and then walked away. His wisdom will stick with me.




Lol that is awesome

:mindblown:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26952396 - 09/24/20 09:19 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Near Dylan said:
Idek wtf happened here why is everyone so upset



You got me! It's really weird.:shrug:

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
No gay sex.



awwwww.:sad::smirk:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Niffla]
    #26952415 - 09/24/20 09:32 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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Near Dylan said:
Today a black guy who had paint splattered all over him came up to me and my friend who were sitting in the park and told us "Think of two trees. They need space to grow their roots. Ya'll remember that" and then walked away. His wisdom will stick with me.




Lol that is awesome

:mindblown:



Are you a tree? You sure he wasnt tripping nuts? Lol :notsureif:


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