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Strip Club War by Jimmy Carr
    #26951465 - 09/23/20 05:02 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

STRIP CLUB WAR
Jimmy Carr

Young men getting slaughtered, Bazookas everywhere

Privates standing to attention, grabbing their helmets, weapons going off

Sobbing men desperately clawing at gashes as bodily fluids dribble out

Sweethearts back at home wondering whether they are ever gona see you again

The number of stiffs growing by the hour

Freshly shaven twats shooting at anything with a beard

And regretting they’d come

The next generation spilling out of shoppers onto hot baron mounts

Its more expensive than you think it’ll be when you go in and the whole thing will leave a mess that takes years to clean up

And of cause Muslims don’t like it

I blame Bush.


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