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My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy!
    #26950659 - 09/23/20 08:22 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

This asshole who loves to bang loudly all the time right above me, started up at it again this morning.  I gave a couple loud bangs back at the bathroom ceiling cuz it’s solid af and this asshole bangs back way louder than he ever has to try to piss me off.  It’s funny because he doesn’t know who I am and neither do I know him.  The advantage is he has loud screaming matches with his gf/wife or whatever and I usually just look the other way.  Nope ima call the cops on this fucker next time I hope they take his ass away on cuffs.  Dude is fuckin scum from the shit I hear.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever] * 3
    #26950661 - 09/23/20 08:25 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Its passive aggressive as fuck but record one of their screaming matches and then play it back loud sometime on your stereo :evil:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Asante]
    #26950662 - 09/23/20 08:26 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #26950665 - 09/23/20 08:28 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I’m jealous of a domestic dispute?

@asante- I like that idea,  I will have to do that in the future.  They have had so many fights since I moved in 7 months ago it’s unbelievable.  It’s a matter of when I get the chance to put this in action, not if.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever] * 1
    #26950672 - 09/23/20 08:34 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

There's only one way to solve this, suck his dick.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: christopera] * 1
    #26950689 - 09/23/20 08:48 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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There's only one way to solve this, suck his dick.




That is quite the peculiar strategy but

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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Niffla]
    #26950692 - 09/23/20 08:51 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Noise battle! :rockman:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever] * 2
    #26950703 - 09/23/20 08:56 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Why don't you go upstairs and talk to him?


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever] * 1
    #26950709 - 09/23/20 08:59 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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They have had so many fights since I moved in 7 months ago it’s unbelievable.




I have never understood why anyone would stay with someone they obviously hate enough to scream obscenities at at least once a week, like to the point where police are called.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #26950713 - 09/23/20 09:02 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Why don't you go upstairs and talk to him?



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They have had so many fights since I moved in 7 months ago it’s unbelievable.




I have never understood why anyone would stay with someone they obviously hate enough to scream obscenities at at least once a week, like to the point where police are called.



I agree here on both.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #26950714 - 09/23/20 09:02 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Why is it my responsibility to help him avoid consequences he is bringing on himself?  If it was just loud music it would be really different.  Or conversation that is happy but too loud.  Or a party.  I don’t have to ask nicely when your interrupting my sleep and making your gf scream so loud that the cops will lock you up cuz it sounds like she’s being beaten.

I’m not involving myself with someone who seems VIOLENT where then if they don’t comply (let’s face it some humans are the worst) then if I ever do retaliate or of the other neighbors do (THEY HAVE) I’m the one who gets targeted with resentment. 

Damn man your whole honorable routine is wearing bro


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26950725 - 09/23/20 09:07 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Excellent point. Call the cops next time in that case.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26950730 - 09/23/20 09:10 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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I’m jealous of a domestic dispute?

@asante- I like that idea,  I will have to do that in the future.  They have had so many fights since I moved in 7 months ago it’s unbelievable.  It’s a matter of when I get the chance to put this in action, not if.



it sounded like you were saying they "bang" loudly lol and compete to see who can scream louder whilst fucking


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: morrowasted]
    #26950737 - 09/23/20 09:12 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Oh hahah no not the case


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26950751 - 09/23/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Go up there, and bang the shit out of them, loudly.

You won't even be home to notice the racket.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: christopera]
    #26950756 - 09/23/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe I’ll warn him thhru the floor, thus retaining my honor and anonymity?

I do hate the cops


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26950763 - 09/23/20 09:29 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck the police, just not literally.

Your neighbors on the other hand...


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever] * 2
    #26950764 - 09/23/20 09:30 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

A shotgun would resolve the problem quickly.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26950768 - 09/23/20 09:30 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Damn man your whole honorable routine is wearing bro



Yes, I'm sure it's all probably just 'virtue signalling' to you.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26950772 - 09/23/20 09:32 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah right because I definitely don’t live my life with any honor


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever] * 2
    #26950777 - 09/23/20 09:34 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

On a side note, you're really cocky and defensive/offensive today. I hope your day, week, month, year gets better.:heart:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever] * 2
    #26950778 - 09/23/20 09:35 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

You're not acting honourably in this situation. Banging on the ceiling? Calling the cops? Not even considering going and talking to the man face to face, forgoing to know what he even looks like?

That's all pretty damn cowardly behaviour, and I think you know it is.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26950786 - 09/23/20 09:39 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

You better not lose this sound battle,op :kingcrankey: start up the ol beast of a stereo and blast them with music :awehigh:

Edit: preferably right in the MIDDLE of their fights. Make it so loud it forces them to work as a team to make you stop.....then charge them for couples counseling you just gave them when they show up at your door :house:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever] * 2
    #26950984 - 09/23/20 12:20 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, JSB is right. You should talk to him

Its almost zero effort and if it doesnt work you can still do all those other things


Talking to people can be surprisingly effective. Just be super mature about it and they will cower down in shame and contemplate their childish ways in silence


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26951008 - 09/23/20 12:42 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

JSB you talk one game but you live another bro. Why didn’t you show up to the gathering again!?
@trex I hope your day gets better too; I see you post negative opinions all the time; just under a thinly veiled disguise of indifference


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever] * 1
    #26951014 - 09/23/20 12:48 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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JSB you talk one game but you live another bro. Why didn’t you show up to the gathering again!?
@trex I hope your day gets better too; I see you post negative opinions all the time; just under a thinly veiled disguise of indifference



Wow. You really are acting like a teenage girl on her period right now huh?

Keep bitching brother!


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26951019 - 09/23/20 12:50 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Glad I could return the favor of pissing you off!


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26951025 - 09/23/20 12:54 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, I can be a cynical fuck, and a bit jaded too.:shrug: I understand the breaking point(s) and how sometimes you just have to say things and not keep them in. Sometimes later on you may find out it was not the best thing to say/do, but it's out at least. Sometimes it is the best thing you could've done.:shrug:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26951034 - 09/23/20 12:58 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Yeah, I can be a cynical fuck, and a bit jaded too.:shrug: I understand the breaking point(s) and how sometimes you just have to say things and not keep them in. Sometimes later on you may find out it was not the best thing to say/do, but it's out at least. Sometimes it is the best thing you could've done.:shrug:



Thanks for understanding. I’m at that point with this community in general.  Most people who post about how kind and accepting and generous they are, are anything but.  So I’m calling out every hypocrite that wants to comment on my life. Especially when they are being condescending and rather dense as to the consequences of addressing a neighbor with obvious anger problems.  He doesn’t seem like the type tovent his frustrations on a forum , maybe my car or something.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26951035 - 09/23/20 12:58 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Oh I'm not pissed off in the slightest. I think it's a little sad that you seem to be unable to reflect upon your actions and instead are choosing to lash out at the community because we don't all agree with them, but it's hardly something I'm unaccustomed to seeing around here.

I hope you can choose to handle the situation with your neighbor respectfully going forward. FWIW I had a very similar situation a few months ago when I had a new neighbor move in upstairs. Kept waking me up in the middle of the night with pounding and arguing and smashing. After a few days in a row of it I went upstairs to talk it out at 1am with him and we're friends now.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26951040 - 09/23/20 01:01 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Dude you say this same thing to everyone that calls you out.  I don’t care if you’re a mod.  You’re behavior is not consistent with your philosophy.  I reflect on everything I do, which is why I haven’t called the cops on this asshole yet. Bout if you want to side with a wide beater or whatever the fuck he’s got goin on it wouldn’t surprise me.  You seem to love to turn on people in your “own” community quick and I’m sick of your double standard hullshot cuz you’re a mod.  Ban me if you like but I’ve broken no rules.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26951041 - 09/23/20 01:02 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Yeah, I can be a cynical fuck, and a bit jaded too.:shrug: I understand the breaking point(s) and how sometimes you just have to say things and not keep them in. Sometimes later on you may find out it was not the best thing to say/do, but it's out at least. Sometimes it is the best thing you could've done.:shrug:



Thanks for understanding. I’m at that point with this community in general.  Most people who post about how kind and accepting and generous they are, are anything but.  So I’m calling out every hypocrite that wants to comment on my life. Especially when they are being condescending and rather dense as to the consequences of addressing a neighbor with obvious anger problems.  He doesn’t seem like the type tovent his frustrations on a forum , maybe my car or something.



Yeah, trust your gut on this one.

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Oh I'm not pissed off in the slightest. I think it's a little sad that you seem to be unable to reflect upon your actions and instead are choosing to lash out at the community because we don't all agree with them, but it's hardly something I'm unaccustomed to seeing around here.

I hope you can choose to handle the situation with your neighbor respectfully going forward. FWIW I had a very similar situation a few months ago when I had a new neighbor move in upstairs. Kept waking me up in the middle of the night with pounding and arguing. After a few days in a row of it I went upstairs to talk it out at 1am with him and we're friends now.



umm, If I was making noise in an apartment and I saw your buffed up self with all those tats knocking on my door at 1am, I'd make friends with you too, lol!


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26951043 - 09/23/20 01:02 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Go upstairs and kick his ass
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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #26951047 - 09/23/20 01:04 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Go upstairs and spit roast his chick. Assuming they are into that.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26951054 - 09/23/20 01:09 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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umm, If I was making noise in an apartment and I saw your buffed up self with all those tats knocking on my door at 1am, I'd make friends with you too, lol!



LOL, I have a feeling that may have helped my cause. I was leaning against the corner of the hallway breathing deep to steel myself and his door flung open and a woman went storming down the hall away from me. He ducked his head out to look after her, not realising I was there. So when I said 'Hello mate' to the back of his head I think he was a little taken aback by my presence.

He took me in and explained everything quite calmly though; he was half my size again so I don't think he was too concerned. We had a nice moment of shared understanding at the end of the visit and we've been cool ever since.

Still, this is America, where siege mentality runs rife and most people are scared and suspicious due to it, and will often lash out at the first opportunity. Especially skinny white guys.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26951059 - 09/23/20 01:14 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Who are you tellin'? LOL, I've seen it a LOT growing up in Texas especially.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26951061 - 09/23/20 01:14 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

So :strokebeard: he was banging the house and u banged on the wall too? I think thats fucking hilariouse.

Back when i lived in a high riser we often get some dick either upstairs / downstairs/ side ways bang the shit out of the flat :gethigh:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #26951105 - 09/23/20 01:36 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Why don't you go upstairs and talk to him?




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    #26951108 - 09/23/20 01:38 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

LOL


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    #26951114 - 09/23/20 01:43 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Why don't you go upstairs and talk to him?



My thoughts exactly. The guy literally lives above you and your solution is to have these bizarre passive aggressive matches through walls. I get being nervous about confronting a dude who has shown himself to have a temper, but talking to him is gonna be a lot harder now that you have made yourself his 'enemy' with you fight-fire-with-fire antics. Couldve just asked the guy how comes there's so much banging and if everything is alright and shit. If it continued after that then sure call the cops on em a few times if it seems like its a situation where they can do something. But i really dont see your endgame with these banging matches. Setting yourself up for an endless cycle of passive aggressive, faceless matches, the potential for some real awkward accidental encounters in the parking lot, and an all around hellish experience living there in general.


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    #26951115 - 09/23/20 01:45 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I woudlnt go

He might be a maniac and u paint yourself open, introduce yourself and attract attention

Banging on the wall is alot more impersonal :stoned:

Be like a ninja :crazy2:

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    #26951122 - 09/23/20 01:52 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Dylan your not cool bro shut up


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26951124 - 09/23/20 01:55 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

He did state that this dude has anger issues and I don't blame him for not engaging someone like that. Times are fucking weird right now and who knows who'll blow up and lash out at any time for anything. My 1st thought was just go talk as well. When we moved into our house the neighbor on the side of us gave us shit about a chain link fence we had cut down, he went out and stopped the workers while we were at work! Now he has cut a tree with dead branches all in it, but for some reason the dead parts that hang over onto our property haven't been cut, and a pretty sizable branch is hanging over the spot we're getting a new shed put in.:rolleyes: He's still being a passive aggressive prick obviously.

We'll have to have it cut when we get our other tree trimmed. I even had to semi threaten this guy with small claims court to get the fence cut down, and also drew up a letter/form stating "we will not damage your wood fence you put up" etc...and we all 4 signed it (him and his wife, me and the hubby). He also admitted he went a foot onto his property away from the chain link fence on the property line, fucker! I also had to do this with the house behind us that was for sale and the realtor didn't want to pay for ANY of the fence. I looked up zoning laws etc...and had to threaten them with court to get any money. They paid half what they should but it was better than nothing and we needed that fence up.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26951125 - 09/23/20 01:55 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Hey JSB you might be able to get a bunch of people to back your bullshitnup but why don’t your answer my questions? If your so honorable why so quick to be so condescending to your “tribe”
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    #26951128 - 09/23/20 01:57 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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i really dont see your endgame with these banging matches. Setting yourself up for an endless cycle of passive aggressive, faceless matches



I dated a girl in my twenties that used to do this with her downstairs neighbor.

It always baffled me how senseless it was to carry on like that.

It's like getting stung by a wasp and then going and banging on the wasps nest to express your displeasure, only to get stung again and banging again; perpetuating the cycle over and over.

Oh and then saying fuck the police and then calling the police when you realize the futility of your actions.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26951129 - 09/23/20 01:58 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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He did state that this dude has anger issues and I don't blame him for not engaging someone like that.




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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26951132 - 09/23/20 01:59 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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If your so honorable why so quick to be so condescending to your “tribe”



If someone I know behaves stupidly, whether they're my best friend or my enemy, I will express my feelings that they're behaving stupidly. I have a voice and I use it. I suppose in my own weird way I'm trying to do good in the world. I have always appreciated when people alert me to my bullshit, and I try to return the favour to the world.

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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26951156 - 09/23/20 02:19 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

A couple weeks ago there was this situation with new renters parking their car "illegally" around the designated parking spaces of our building

They are from Eastern Europe and they look kinda menacing; huge physique, shaved heads, tattoos all over. Over a few weeks my and some other neighbors annoyance was increasing. So one day I come home from work and they parked in my spot.

I think enough is enough I must confront these dudes. So I walk up there all mentally armed and ready for a confrontation and they turn out to be very nice people that didnt really understand the rules and how to apply for a parking permit locally.

I explained how it works here and where to go online for a permit and so on and now we are in good standing


Not saying your situation is the same. But imagine this coming to some sort of confrontation between you two and the police gets involved. Would you rather be the reasonable one or just one of two crazy lowlifes acting out against eachother?


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26951169 - 09/23/20 02:22 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Before calling cops you can maybe ask your apartment manager to talk to that dude and tell him to stop yelling..


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #26951173 - 09/23/20 02:24 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Before calling cops you can maybe ask your apartment manager to talk to that dude and tell him to stop yelling..



Another good option, but  that guy may take that as an insult and a "why didn't you come to me 1st" thing and be even more aggressive.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26951174 - 09/23/20 02:24 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

OR , bald / head shaven dudes could have shovbed u in the trunk of their car, drove off, and u never seen again :shrug:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Gypsy Boy]
    #26951184 - 09/23/20 02:27 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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OR , bald / head shaven dudes could have shovbed u in the trunk of their car, drove off, and u never seen again :shrug:



LOL. You've been watching too many movies. He'd have a better chance of winning the lottery than that happening.

Whatever happened to handling things like a mature adult? Didn't anyone here get the memo about tattling when they were growing up?


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Gypsy Boy] * 1
    #26951199 - 09/23/20 02:31 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Nah, Im quite large and with some martial arts training myself

Other people dont really scare me


For real. Being calm, confident and mature will go a loooong way in getting what you want.


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    #26951203 - 09/23/20 02:33 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Gypsy Boy]
    #26951209 - 09/23/20 02:35 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

JSB I don’t respect you at all.  I think you are the biggest fucking fake on this site bro.


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    #26951212 - 09/23/20 02:37 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I’ve been nothing but supportive of almost everyone in the whole community and all people can do is try to kick me when I’m down.  Fuck that.  There is no honor in how you guys behave with your fuckin clique behaviors.


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    #26951217 - 09/23/20 02:41 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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JSB I don’t respect you at all.  I think you are the biggest fucking fake on this site bro.





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    #26951224 - 09/23/20 02:43 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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    #26951417 - 09/23/20 04:25 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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LOL. You've been watching too many movies. He'd have a better chance of winning the lottery than that happening.




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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Gypsy Boy]
    #26951586 - 09/23/20 06:06 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

This thread is the metaphorical banging on my ceiling, shall I respond by banging back or should I walk upstairs, knock on the door and calmly ask if they could keep it down?

Or should I pour motor lubricant all over the floor outside their door and line the stairs with banana peels?


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    #26951674 - 09/23/20 06:53 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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I’ve been nothing but supportive of almost everyone in the whole community and all people can do is try to kick me when I’m down.  Fuck that.  There is no honor in how you guys behave with your fuckin clique behaviors.






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    #26951703 - 09/23/20 07:11 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

For the sake of the OP. I mentioned that a shotgun would solve your problem.

I apologize for that solution.

A sawed off shotgun would be much more efficient.


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    #26951706 - 09/23/20 07:14 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26951717 - 09/23/20 07:24 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I agree. He's a complete egotistical fake. HumbleStudent my ass I can see right through you and I know you don't even realize it yourself.


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    #26951720 - 09/23/20 07:26 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Lmao you are wildin dude. What are you so mad at us about we just said to talk to the guy


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    #26951724 - 09/23/20 07:27 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Oh and then saying fuck the police and then calling the police when you realize the futility of your actions.



The amount of people who thought I was bein deadass serious in the kyle rittenhouse thread despite well-knowing my typical antics is astounding


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    #26951725 - 09/23/20 07:28 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

This is exactly right. You think you're above and better then everyone but when shit comes down to it, you're a dick and easily broken


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    #26951735 - 09/23/20 07:34 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Meh.

Both options are reasonable and arguable. Making friends and such is easy but can be better with those not next to you.

It's true you don't want to get involved, and it's also true you could become friends if you talk to them.


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    #26951835 - 09/23/20 08:47 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

SOUND BATTLE!!!! :rockman: :machinegun: :rockman:


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    #26951858 - 09/23/20 09:06 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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He's a complete egotistical fake. HumbleStudent my ass I can see right through you and I know you don't even realize it yourself.



Quote:

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This is exactly right. You think you're above and better then everyone but when shit comes down to it, you're a dick and easily broken



LOL, so this is what grown ups call 'the arrogance of youth'. It's very, very sweet to see it; never fails to bring a smile to my face.


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Point proven


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    #26951865 - 09/23/20 09:13 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Gives me a warning for pointing out the truth, you're not humble and you have a massive MASSIVE ego.


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    #26951870 - 09/23/20 09:13 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

What, that you can know all about a human through a few words on a screen?

If it's not that, would you please enlighten me as to what your point is?


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    #26951873 - 09/23/20 09:15 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

No I gave you a warning for calling ND a 'dick'. That won't fly here.

I don't care one iota what you have to say about me, however.


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    #26951887 - 09/23/20 09:23 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I was calling you a dick, smart one.


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    #26951889 - 09/23/20 09:25 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

OK but what's the point that you've so eloquently proven?


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    #26951891 - 09/23/20 09:25 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

It astonishes me that you some how manged to squirm your way into a mod position, considering how you talk to the community and how you think about them in general.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Kelazam]
    #26951892 - 09/23/20 09:27 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I'm still not seeing this point you feel you've proven.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26951894 - 09/23/20 09:27 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

That you're a fake. You think you are better then everyone and you are always quick to criticize everyone for anything they do that you don't 100% agree with. I would feel threatened by just being near you and honestly disgusted.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Kelazam]
    #26951896 - 09/23/20 09:28 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Gotcha. I appreciate you elucidating for me.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26951897 - 09/23/20 09:28 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Of course you don't see it! You can't look at yourself for what you really are but you think you know everything and know what everyone should do.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26951899 - 09/23/20 09:29 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

You clearly need it. Take a heroic dose ffs, you are not a good mod and by the looks of it not a good person in general.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Kelazam] * 1
    #26951914 - 09/23/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Given the sheer number of people I've met, know and am friends with all around the world IRL; I hope you'll forgive me for trusting the opinions, reactions and the love that they have for me moreso than the opinion of some guy on a forum that's only interacted with me twice.

I know you youngsters tend to judge the entire world that you haven't seen by the electronic media fed directly into your brain though, so I forgive you for your assumptions.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #26951923 - 09/23/20 09:44 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Idek wtf happened here why is everyone so upset


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26951924 - 09/23/20 09:46 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Because us humans tend to take life waaaaaaaay to seriously?


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #26951929 - 09/23/20 09:51 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Im just eatin a spicy chicken sandwich from chic fil a


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26951934 - 09/23/20 09:53 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I just cooked a whole pack of wings for a couple of guys I invited over to mine from the big parking lot where I sometimes walk my dog at night.

No gay sex.


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    #26951941 - 09/23/20 09:59 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Today a black guy who had paint splattered all over him came up to me and my friend who were sitting in the park and told us "Think of two trees. They need space to grow their roots. Ya'll remember that" and then walked away. His wisdom will stick with me.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26951947 - 09/23/20 10:03 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

LOL.

The universe is cryptic, a man once said.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #26952011 - 09/23/20 11:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

JSB gettin' da hash again  :highdog:

For what? I could not elucidate it whatsoever in this thread - it seemed his beard was well kempt and exhibited tact :lol:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26952036 - 09/23/20 11:35 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Its passive aggressive as fuck but record one of their screaming matches and then play it back loud sometime on your stereo :evil:




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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26952215 - 09/24/20 06:07 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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I just cooked a whole pack of wings




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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Niffla]
    #26952235 - 09/24/20 06:45 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Spooning out a portion cup of unsweetened applesauce.


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26952239 - 09/24/20 06:51 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Spooning out a portion cup of unsweetened applesauce.




I approve on the lack of decadence sir

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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26952242 - 09/24/20 06:54 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Why don't you go upstairs and talk to him?



My thoughts exactly. The guy literally lives above you and your solution is to have these bizarre passive aggressive matches through walls. I get being nervous about confronting a dude who has shown himself to have a temper, but talking to him is gonna be a lot harder now that you have made yourself his 'enemy' with you fight-fire-with-fire antics. Couldve just asked the guy how comes there's so much banging and if everything is alright and shit. If it continued after that then sure call the cops on em a few times if it seems like its a situation where they can do something. But i really dont see your endgame with these banging matches. Setting yourself up for an endless cycle of passive aggressive, faceless matches, the potential for some real awkward accidental encounters in the parking lot, and an all around hellish experience living there in general.





Fwiw i think this is sound advice.

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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: The Thing]
    #26952330 - 09/24/20 08:34 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Why don't you go upstairs and talk to him?



My thoughts exactly. The guy literally lives above you and your solution is to have these bizarre passive aggressive matches through walls. I get being nervous about confronting a dude who has shown himself to have a temper, but talking to him is gonna be a lot harder now that you have made yourself his 'enemy' with you fight-fire-with-fire antics. Couldve just asked the guy how comes there's so much banging and if everything is alright and shit. If it continued after that then sure call the cops on em a few times if it seems like its a situation where they can do something. But i really dont see your endgame with these banging matches. Setting yourself up for an endless cycle of passive aggressive, faceless matches, the potential for some real awkward accidental encounters in the parking lot, and an all around hellish experience living there in general.





Fwiw i think this is sound advice.

No winners in a primate faeces slinging match.

Our brains evolved to the size you inherited for a purpose my friend.



Yeah,they evolved to have sound battles now not faces battles :awehigh:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Near Dylan]
    #26952333 - 09/24/20 08:37 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Today a black guy who had paint splattered all over him came up to me and my friend who were sitting in the park and told us "Think of two trees. They need space to grow their roots. Ya'll remember that" and then walked away. His wisdom will stick with me.




Lol that is awesome

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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26952396 - 09/24/20 09:19 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Idek wtf happened here why is everyone so upset



You got me! It's really weird.:shrug:

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No gay sex.



awwwww.:sad::smirk:


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Re: My stupid fuckin neighbor just made a new enemy! [Re: Niffla]
    #26952415 - 09/24/20 09:32 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Today a black guy who had paint splattered all over him came up to me and my friend who were sitting in the park and told us "Think of two trees. They need space to grow their roots. Ya'll remember that" and then walked away. His wisdom will stick with me.




Lol that is awesome

:mindblown:



Are you a tree? You sure he wasnt tripping nuts? Lol :notsureif:


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