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New Spaghetti Cooking Method
#26947011 - 09/20/20 10:41 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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So if you are like me and don't have a stove or microwave but have spaghetti that you want to eat, fear not! For this guide will teach you a new and efficient way to prepare your favourite spaghetti noodles.
step 1: get spaghetti
step 2: get bowl
step 3: get plate
step 4: walk to a sink of your choice as long as it can run hot water
step 5: break the noodles in half so they fit in your bowl then place the noodles in the bowl.
step 6: fill noodle filled bowl with warm or hot water until the noodles are fully submerged
step 5: remove bowl from sink
step 7: place a plate or something over the bowl
step 8: wait
step 9: eat
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Kelazam]
#26947013 - 09/20/20 10:44 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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they will still be a bit hard but it's better then brittle
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Kelazam] 2
#26947021 - 09/20/20 10:58 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you don't care about the water bill or wasting water you're better off running hot water the whole time instead of just letting it sit. Will work better with angel hair too.
Also get an electric kettle, will get you hotter water and only requires an outlet.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: jewunit]
#26947024 - 09/20/20 10:59 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh yeah I didn't even think of. that what a great idea
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: jewunit]
#26947025 - 09/20/20 11:00 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can't leave the tap running for that long though because I pay half of the bill
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: jewunit]
#26947026 - 09/20/20 11:01 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: PatrickKn] 2
#26947028 - 09/20/20 11:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Looks like I'm gonna have to. It just finished and I took one bite.. its really gross and smushy
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: PatrickKn]
#26947030 - 09/20/20 11:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah definitely get like a hot plate and an Instant Pot if you can afford 'em if you live in a studio or somewhere else that you don't have access to a stove or microwave.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: jewunit]
#26947033 - 09/20/20 11:14 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Put noodles in coffee pot and run scalding water over it through the coffee maker. Let sit for a couple minutes. Recycle water through but strain starches through a papertowel so you don't ruin your coffee maker. Repeat until cooked. Or just dump starchy water if you don't care about the penny it costs. The way things are I'm sure a paper towel costs more than a gallon of tap water.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Shiithead] 1
#26947117 - 09/21/20 12:50 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I substitutes by biking across town at 1:30am to get a box of brownies, 2 bags of gummies, bread, peanut butter, and 3 monster energy's. It's a special type of diet like the keto
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Kelazam]
#26947202 - 09/21/20 05:02 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I second getting the instant pot, get the 7 in 1 that has the yogurt function, you can make your own sugar free yogurt, and you can use high fat milk, the stuff I used was 3.25%, that was the highest I could find in canada, its called homo milk
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: gopher]
#26947236 - 09/21/20 06:10 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes to instant pot. I have a nice full kitchen, and I use it at least once a week.
Also, what shroomer doesn't need a PC? It doesn't get to 15PSI, but it definitely sterilizes agar
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: flugelizor]
#26947242 - 09/21/20 06:14 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im using it to cook dry beans today, 30 minutes PC and 30 minutes NR, so 1 hour total, then I remove the bean and cook rice which is 1:1 water to rice, 3 minutes PC, 10 minutes NR, then I stir the beans back in and add sauce
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: gopher] 1
#26947305 - 09/21/20 07:11 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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You guys have managed to make cooking pasta not only harder, but also with shittier results.
The normal process is;
1) Put water in pot, add some salt 2) put water on stove and turn stove on 3) dick around until the water is boiled 4) add pasta to boiling water 5) strain 6) serve
What the fuck is so hard about that?
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: christopera]
#26947316 - 09/21/20 07:21 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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No stove apparently.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: psi]
#26947320 - 09/21/20 07:26 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hot water always tastes worse because it's sitting in the water heater between uses. Just buy an electric kettle like someone said above.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: christopera]
#26947383 - 09/21/20 08:21 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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wHAT DO you think im rich or something?! I don't have a stove or microwave. I plan on getting a hotplate though
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Kelazam]
#26947389 - 09/21/20 08:25 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Make a fire out of camel dung and squat in the dirt while you heat up the water  Just kidding. Sorry about your finances. Tough times friend.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: flugelizor]
#26947448 - 09/21/20 09:15 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Best Buy has a 6 quart multi-function cooker for $30
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Buster_Brown]
#26947451 - 09/21/20 09:20 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh yeah thanks for sharing! I'll probably go buy one today or tomorrow along with a hot plate and pots n stuffs
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