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New Spaghetti Cooking Method
#26947011 - 09/20/20 10:41 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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So if you are like me and don't have a stove or microwave but have spaghetti that you want to eat, fear not! For this guide will teach you a new and efficient way to prepare your favourite spaghetti noodles.
step 1: get spaghetti
step 2: get bowl
step 3: get plate
step 4: walk to a sink of your choice as long as it can run hot water
step 5: break the noodles in half so they fit in your bowl then place the noodles in the bowl.
step 6: fill noodle filled bowl with warm or hot water until the noodles are fully submerged
step 5: remove bowl from sink
step 7: place a plate or something over the bowl
step 8: wait
step 9: eat
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Kelazam]
#26947013 - 09/20/20 10:44 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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they will still be a bit hard but it's better then brittle
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Kelazam] 2
#26947021 - 09/20/20 10:58 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you don't care about the water bill or wasting water you're better off running hot water the whole time instead of just letting it sit. Will work better with angel hair too.
Also get an electric kettle, will get you hotter water and only requires an outlet.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: jewunit]
#26947024 - 09/20/20 10:59 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh yeah I didn't even think of. that what a great idea
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: jewunit]
#26947025 - 09/20/20 11:00 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can't leave the tap running for that long though because I pay half of the bill
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: jewunit]
#26947026 - 09/20/20 11:01 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: PatrickKn] 2
#26947028 - 09/20/20 11:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Looks like I'm gonna have to. It just finished and I took one bite.. its really gross and smushy
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: PatrickKn]
#26947030 - 09/20/20 11:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah definitely get like a hot plate and an Instant Pot if you can afford 'em if you live in a studio or somewhere else that you don't have access to a stove or microwave.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: jewunit]
#26947033 - 09/20/20 11:14 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Put noodles in coffee pot and run scalding water over it through the coffee maker. Let sit for a couple minutes. Recycle water through but strain starches through a papertowel so you don't ruin your coffee maker. Repeat until cooked. Or just dump starchy water if you don't care about the penny it costs. The way things are I'm sure a paper towel costs more than a gallon of tap water.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Shiithead] 1
#26947117 - 09/21/20 12:50 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I substitutes by biking across town at 1:30am to get a box of brownies, 2 bags of gummies, bread, peanut butter, and 3 monster energy's. It's a special type of diet like the keto
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Kelazam]
#26947202 - 09/21/20 05:02 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I second getting the instant pot, get the 7 in 1 that has the yogurt function, you can make your own sugar free yogurt, and you can use high fat milk, the stuff I used was 3.25%, that was the highest I could find in canada, its called homo milk
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: gopher]
#26947236 - 09/21/20 06:10 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes to instant pot. I have a nice full kitchen, and I use it at least once a week.
Also, what shroomer doesn't need a PC? It doesn't get to 15PSI, but it definitely sterilizes agar
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: flugelizor]
#26947242 - 09/21/20 06:14 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im using it to cook dry beans today, 30 minutes PC and 30 minutes NR, so 1 hour total, then I remove the bean and cook rice which is 1:1 water to rice, 3 minutes PC, 10 minutes NR, then I stir the beans back in and add sauce
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: gopher] 1
#26947305 - 09/21/20 07:11 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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You guys have managed to make cooking pasta not only harder, but also with shittier results.
The normal process is;
1) Put water in pot, add some salt 2) put water on stove and turn stove on 3) dick around until the water is boiled 4) add pasta to boiling water 5) strain 6) serve
What the fuck is so hard about that?
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: christopera]
#26947316 - 09/21/20 07:21 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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No stove apparently.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: psi]
#26947320 - 09/21/20 07:26 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hot water always tastes worse because it's sitting in the water heater between uses. Just buy an electric kettle like someone said above.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: christopera]
#26947383 - 09/21/20 08:21 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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wHAT DO you think im rich or something?! I don't have a stove or microwave. I plan on getting a hotplate though
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Kelazam]
#26947389 - 09/21/20 08:25 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Make a fire out of camel dung and squat in the dirt while you heat up the water  Just kidding. Sorry about your finances. Tough times friend.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: flugelizor]
#26947448 - 09/21/20 09:15 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Best Buy has a 6 quart multi-function cooker for $30
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Buster_Brown]
#26947451 - 09/21/20 09:20 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh yeah thanks for sharing! I'll probably go buy one today or tomorrow along with a hot plate and pots n stuffs
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Kelazam]
#26947492 - 09/21/20 09:53 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah those would give you a decent range of cooking options.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: psi]
#26947495 - 09/21/20 09:55 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I suggest paying more for an instant pot with the yogurt option, other then pressure cook, yogurt is the only other function I use
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: gopher]
#26947544 - 09/21/20 10:25 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've been living on a bread and energy drink diet for a while now and I think it has some good benefits. I lost a bit of weight, not that I was over weight though. More energy due to the energy drinks. Low cost. No preparation. Low calories.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Kelazam]
#26947566 - 09/21/20 10:38 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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However, there are also concerns that energy drinks may contribute to heart problems.
One review showed that energy drink use has been implicated in several cases of heart problems, which required emergency room visits (8Trusted Source).
Additionally, over 20,000 trips to the emergency department are associated with energy drink use every year in the US alone (9Trusted Source).
Furthermore, multiple studies in humans have also shown that consuming energy drinks may increase blood pressure and heart rate and decrease important markers of blood vessel function, which could be bad for heart health (10Trusted Source, 11Trusted Source).
Most experts believe that heart problems associated with energy drink use occur as a result of excessive caffeine intake.
This seems reasonable, since many of the people who suffered serious heart problems after drinking energy drinks were consuming more than three energy drinks at a time or also mixing them with alcohol.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Kelazam]
#26947669 - 09/21/20 11:42 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kelazam, you need a RICE COOKER in your life. costs maybe $15-30, prepares whole meals:
Rice cookers accept rice, beans, lentils, macaroni, spaghetti etc based meals that may include veggies, fish, chicken, the works.
You stuff the ingredients in it, press the button, and return to a fully cooked meal.
Very cheap, very convenient.
See if they have a Chinese/Asian store where you live where they sell rice and so, they usually have the cheapest, yet good quality rice cookers.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Kelazam]
#26947671 - 09/21/20 11:46 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
So if you are like me and don't have a stove or microwave
For someone in your situation you spend way too much time on this forum
Get a jerb
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26947675 - 09/21/20 11:48 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thanks Asante, I'll add that to my shopping list for the next time I go out along with some wide-mouth jars and vermiculite.Quote:
Tripsurfer said:
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So if you are like me and don't have a stove or microwave
For someone in your situation you spend way too much time on this forum
Get a jerb 
I have one. sorta.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: gopher]
#26947678 - 09/21/20 11:49 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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gopher said: I suggest paying more for an instant pot with the yogurt option, other then pressure cook, yogurt is the only other function I use
That one is #10 more. It's got 'yogurt' in the specs
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Buster_Brown]
#26947935 - 09/21/20 02:52 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I guess more spawn bags would fit into that device than jars,
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: Kelazam]
#26947942 - 09/21/20 02:55 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kelazam said: Looks like I'm gonna have to. It just finished and I took one bite.. its really gross and smushy
Yup lol there was no scenario that was going to work
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: psi] 1
#26947964 - 09/21/20 03:08 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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psi said: No stove apparently.
In that case, I have to apologize. I have been in that same situation for various financial reasons and it's nothing to make light of.
Carry on, OP. I understand you are a young person from your other posts. Keep up the hard work, you will get there! I believe in you!
I'm just mad Spicy isn't up in here offering up a 12 cubic meter air fryer that's too small for the entire family of chickens he cooks for lunch.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: christopera] 1
#26948139 - 09/21/20 04:39 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have been there. In my first place I cooked on a Coleman camp stove.
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Re: New Spaghetti Cooking Method [Re: flugelizor]
#26948916 - 09/22/20 08:00 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I like hobo stoves.
Also, you'd be surprised what you can cook in a coffee pot. Thrift stores, if we still have those, usually have several of them.
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