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Asante
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Confirmed, kombucha has some yeast and therefore it produces not just lactic acid etc but also alcohol.
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larry.fisherman
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The Blind Ass said: Hu? much alcohol is in a regular 16oz bottle of kombucha?
Asking bc I don’t want to fail a drug test bc of it 
It's the same as a near-beer. Literally like a microdose of alcohol
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K good. Last month I got called in bc I failed for alcohol. The culprit? One of those shots of panax ginseng. It’s a 10mL bottle but it’s 17.5% alcohol! I never noticed till I tried to find the source of whatever made me fail, 
The test & lab they use can tell if you’ve even drank 1 beer if it was drank sometime within 3 -4 days before the test....it’s nutty.
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gopher said: Well I just follow his youtube videos im not actually being coached by him
So please tell me why, on God's green earth - of ALL the people on YouTube that are available to coach one through getting in great physical shape - would you choose this asshole?
There must be some allure/USP I'm not getting here, and I'm fascinated.
I think you know that I know a thing or two about being in great shape too, right gopher?
Him and Dr. Jason Fung are the only two people who preach fasting who arnt crazy vegans, Also he is the only one who preaches to take electrolytes on a fast, which are kinda important if you want to feel good at all and do more then just lay in bed, Fung says you can take electrolytes but dosnt really promote them, Fung says electrolytes stay relatively stable during a fast, which is true about serum levels, but when you refeed you can get refeeding syndrome as the little electrolytes you have are ripped from your blood, the netflix show unwell hints at a guy who got refeeding syndrome and bashed his brains in on the stairs
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The Blind Ass said: Hu? much alcohol is in a regular 16oz bottle of kombucha?
Asking bc I don’t want to fail a drug test bc of it 
Store bought bottled kombucha is supposed to be <0.5%. It is very possible that a sweet enough tea will ferment into a batch that will give you a good buzz. If it's not pasteurized and was stored un-refrigerated, the culture could come back to life and make more alcohol. I remember a few years ago hearing about a company having legal troubles when their kombucha at the health food store tested at 4 or 5%.
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Re: Anyone Here MicroDose Alcohol? [Re: gopher]
#26936709 - 09/15/20 09:57 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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gopher said: Him and Dr. Jason Fung are the only two people who preach fasting who arnt crazy vegans
It took me thirty seconds to find tens of people that fit into this category.
Seeing as there's not only two people on YouTube who peach a certain method on almost anything; I still remain baffled.
Perhaps you have other reasons?
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https://selfhacked.com/blog/fasting-insulin-test/
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6) Alcohol in Moderation
Studies show that moderate alcohol consumption (1 drink per day) can lower insulin [76, 77].
However, heavier consumption has a negative effect and increases the risk of type 2 diabetes. Discuss your alcohol intake with your doctor.
I think this microdosing alcohol could work, this says it lowers insulin
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Re: Anyone Here MicroDose Alcohol? [Re: gopher]
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I heard microdosing lsd and mushrooms are good.
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Re: Anyone Here MicroDose Alcohol? [Re: PatrickKn]
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who takes the time to make an entire meme just to insult someone who was just giving his two cents for only positive reasons? sure it was off topic whatever doesn't mean you have to be a dick and make a picture throwing me out a window for it, just ignore my comment. you're very funny
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#26946439 - 09/20/20 03:47 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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That was pretty tame and not actually directed at you as a person. No worries though, we'll completely corrupt that unchallenged sensitivity in no time.
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Re: Anyone Here MicroDose Alcohol? [Re: PatrickKn]
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buddy, you have no idea what I've been through.
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Re: Anyone Here MicroDose Alcohol? [Re: Kelazam]
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Neither do you of any of us, buddy.
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Re: Anyone Here MicroDose Alcohol? [Re: Shiithead]
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Some alcohol is produced in small amounts of juice. Therefor, any Muslim that drinks juice they is going to hell.
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Re: Anyone Here MicroDose Alcohol? [Re: Shiithead]
#26946695 - 09/20/20 06:46 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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#facts
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Kelazam
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I've never seen a more two faced admin in my life
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Re: Anyone Here MicroDose Alcohol? [Re: Kelazam]
#26946835 - 09/20/20 08:16 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shoulda been here for Pris
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Re: Anyone Here MicroDose Alcohol? [Re: Shiithead]
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Shiithead said: Shoulda been here for Pris
Agreed, but I think it was good for him to seperate himself from us and all our bullshit. I hope he's doing well.
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Re: Anyone Here MicroDose Alcohol? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Same. I have nothing against him.
Except for that time he banned me.
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