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Buckomcdoogle
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Gnarly co-worker stories? 2
#26945207 - 09/20/20 12:18 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Here's one for ya.
I used to work with this guy, lets call him Ralph. Ralph used to have this ritual where he would go down to Mexico every 6 months or so to bang prostitutes.
Weird guy, supposedly, he would only have anal sex with them.
So this one time, he comes back and notices this burning sensation coming from down under...
Thinking it was some kind of creepy crawly, he goes to the doctor. They run some tests and are completely puzzled, eventually they go for this exploratory procedure.
Turns out, Ralph had a jalapeno seed stuck in his peehole...

Any gnarly co worker stories of your own?? I'd love to hear em.
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BeardedWizard
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Damn thats is gnarly
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BeardedWizard
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Way back when i was a line cook one of my dudes on the line farted then looks at us an says fuck i think i just shit my pants... anyway hes guves his pant leg a shake and a single cooked like from a can or off the cob corn kernal falls out onto the floor next to his foot. We about died laughing we were all baked and it was pretty messed up but still hilarious.
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Shiithead
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Nothing funny like that but it was gnarly nonetheless. I seen this kids foot after he tipped a forklift on it. It looked like it went through a blender. No saving it but decided they would amputate at the knee. He's lucky he crushed an extremity.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Buckomcdoogle
Atypical obsessive.


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"Way back when i was a line cook one of my dudes on the line farted then looks at us an says fuck i think i just shit my pants... anyway hes guves his pant leg a shake and a single cooked like from a can or off the cob corn kernal falls out onto the floor next to his foot. We about died laughing we were all baked and it was pretty messed up but still hilarious."
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-------------------- "Nothing is more dangerous to your creativity than comfort and familiarity" "Nihilism is the most basic truth in existence, the only consistency throughout the world, and the universe is chaos and decay" "Logic leads to nihilism"
Edited by Buckomcdoogle (09/20/20 01:29 AM)
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