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InvisibleKelazam
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
    #26944558 - 09/19/20 04:53 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

and I don't even feel like I'm high. I'm not euphoric or tripping or anything, that's not why I take stims. They make me feel normal and productive. I'm much more confident and efficient when I take more stims then I'm prescribed. which is the max dose btw.


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
    #26944563 - 09/19/20 04:57 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Next thing you know you’ll start a gang, build up an entire jenkum empire from scratch, and grow the deadliest beard known to mankind.
Killing lesser beings simply by willing it so.  So beware of the googley eyed stare - it tells of a story that’s yet to come.  :tweakin:


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26944573 - 09/19/20 05:01 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Not gonna happen. I have ambitions and goals in life, and it's not to jenkum shit in a bottle. Just yesterday I ordered $800 worth of computer components that I'm going to put together and make a working gaming computer to then sell for a profit. I am also going to start cultivating once the supplies arrive


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
    #26944576 - 09/19/20 05:03 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

and since I love video games and have a killer setup I started streaming on Twitch for something fun to do. I play survival horror games and people watch at like 1 in the morning to 5


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam] * 1
    #26944580 - 09/19/20 05:07 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Your fate is written in stone....it cannot be changed.  You are the Muad'Dib of our world.  Accept it, for you cannot escape your own infinite prescient vision.

Lead us oh bearded Kelazam, we will wage a mighty jihad in your name & honor.

:evolutionofman:


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26944584 - 09/19/20 05:09 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

are you saying im going to die


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
    #26944594 - 09/19/20 05:14 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Streaming in a market thats been over saturated for a decade? The balls on this guy. Good for you if its working out. I dare not to even try in the face of all the numbers. Id need a time machine to even sample it


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26944608 - 09/19/20 05:31 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I don't stream for money I only do it because it's fun. I don't even have a donate button so there is no way for me to make money anyways.


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
    #26944660 - 09/19/20 06:11 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Oh passion? Thats even better.


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26944668 - 09/19/20 06:18 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

You have a point to these post of yours?


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: The Influence]
    #26944695 - 09/19/20 06:34 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Just making conversation...


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
    #26944707 - 09/19/20 06:41 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Kelazam said:
are you saying im going to die




I’m saying - he who controls the spice controls the universe.


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26944726 - 09/19/20 06:51 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I feel like my trips and meditation has failed because I don't understand what you mean by spice. I think I do but still spice wouldn't be the word idk im kinda tweaking in my head rn so I'm gonna take a break from shroomery and anything social while I come down from this and get back to normal.


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
    #26944742 - 09/19/20 06:56 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Shave your balls, grab some glue, find a good playlist.


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: GreenLotus]
    #26944769 - 09/19/20 07:16 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

im not even really tweaking now that I think about it.. It's just my mind that is racing and extremely focused. I feel like my overall life and personality has greatly improved over the past couple years though despite the normal ups and downs.
I figured out a good trick to use when trimming/grooming/shaving your beard.
Just use a protractor to make sure the lines are straight and clean looking



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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
    #26944780 - 09/19/20 07:21 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

You should get one of those laser sighting systems



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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: koods]
    #26944781 - 09/19/20 07:23 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: The Influence]
    #26944803 - 09/19/20 07:39 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Hey I know the protractor thing sounds weird but "if it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam] * 1
    #26944824 - 09/19/20 07:55 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)



I searched protractor beard.


Edited by PatrickKn (09/19/20 07:56 PM)


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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
    #26944898 - 09/19/20 08:39 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Kelazam said:
Hey I know the protractor thing sounds weird but "if it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."


No I was responding to Koods post with the laser level. That would be funny shit.


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