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I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls
#26944423 - 09/19/20 03:41 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have had a new growing beard for about 2 years now and have always just trimmed the neck beard part of it and clip off long hairs that stand out but my friend suggested a beard style for me so I tried it. I messed it up BIG TIME and I don't know how to recover it or what I should do to my beard so that it looks at least half decent.
p.s please ignore the acne and redness and shit im still only 18 so it happens.

In the first picture you can see that I cut lower then the rest and I'm afraid that if I lowered the rest of it to match then it would be to thin and look weird.
My chin hair is a lot thicker then the rest of my beard. Should I leave it as is or some how thin it out to match the rest?
Or should I just shave it all off?
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944430 - 09/19/20 03:46 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd just try to get the jaw lines to match more or less for now. Shouldn't take long for the cheek hairs to start growing back in.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: psi]
#26944438 - 09/19/20 03:49 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Should I cut the rest of the cheek hairs lower so it matches with the lowest point?
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944445 - 09/19/20 03:52 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I'd say cut the other side low to match so it looks like you did it on purpose.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: psi]
#26944455 - 09/19/20 03:55 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Okay thanks! For next time I think I'll only cut to the corners of my mouth or something
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944464 - 09/19/20 03:59 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I see your sig grow each week.
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It's still evolving into it's final form. It will be a masterpiece
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944472 - 09/19/20 04:02 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944477 - 09/19/20 04:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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For the chin part, yeah trimming it a little to at least have a smooth transition to the sides might make sense.
And I would suggest growing out the mustache a bit more to match the rest in coverage. Though maybe it's just the color.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: psi]
#26944482 - 09/19/20 04:07 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ive thought about asking beard advice here lately...too risky for me
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: psi] 1
#26944484 - 09/19/20 04:08 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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psi said: I'd just try to get the jaw lines to match more or less for now. Shouldn't take long for the cheek hairs to start growing back in.
Your beard looks good man. Trim it up a bit so it matches. When its your face and shaving you are bound to be way more critical and notice imperfections than others looking at you. I know from experience.
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I ordered a spore syringe yesterday so I can finally start growing mushrooms like I've always wanted. Once they have been dried I will then take probably 4-4.5ish grams. On the peak of the trip I'm going to add something to my signature that I think is very meaningful at the time but will probably look dumb. This will be my first time cultivating mushrooms, specifically b+.
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Thanks for the advice guys I appreciate it! brb while I fix this mess of a beard
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Lift heavy shit. I only trim stache and shave my neck. Mine grows pretty thick. Thinner on the side though. Using conditioner helps it look more full.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Shiithead]
#26944509 - 09/19/20 04:25 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm probably over thinking this like I do with everything though. it's whatever. You live and you learn. im just going to leave it as is and let it grow back

and i swear to god if i hear one thing about my damn acne.. ill probably agree with you.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam] 1
#26944543 - 09/19/20 04:42 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Drink more water. I wouldn't wish a pimple under some beard hair on my worst enemy.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944549 - 09/19/20 04:48 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lmao dude its a little acne, quit beating yourself up. Ive had a couple friends with shit on their lip thats got some shit on its lips.
Your 18, it will be gone by your twenties.
Now young man lets get to the real issue about your age and registration date
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Shiithead]
#26944550 - 09/19/20 04:49 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Them amphetamine dilated pupils tho
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Shiithead]
#26944551 - 09/19/20 04:50 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I have a hard time remembering to drink enough water every day because of my meds. I splash water on my face a few times a day though because it feels nice and I think it helps with the acne a bit. and NO MORE PIZZA AT ALL i've spent more money on friggin pizza then what i pay for rent for 3 months
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...... i told you guys.. I knew it was noticable but everyone said it's just me focusing on it. yea im a bit high so what its every once in a while and im doing good im staying healthy and at least im not doing heroine on the streets or in a gang or something.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944558 - 09/19/20 04:53 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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and I don't even feel like I'm high. I'm not euphoric or tripping or anything, that's not why I take stims. They make me feel normal and productive. I'm much more confident and efficient when I take more stims then I'm prescribed. which is the max dose btw.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944563 - 09/19/20 04:57 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Next thing you know you’ll start a gang, build up an entire jenkum empire from scratch, and grow the deadliest beard known to mankind. Killing lesser beings simply by willing it so. So beware of the googley eyed stare - it tells of a story that’s yet to come.
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Not gonna happen. I have ambitions and goals in life, and it's not to jenkum shit in a bottle. Just yesterday I ordered $800 worth of computer components that I'm going to put together and make a working gaming computer to then sell for a profit. I am also going to start cultivating once the supplies arrive
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944576 - 09/19/20 05:03 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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and since I love video games and have a killer setup I started streaming on Twitch for something fun to do. I play survival horror games and people watch at like 1 in the morning to 5
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam] 1
#26944580 - 09/19/20 05:07 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your fate is written in stone....it cannot be changed. You are the Muad'Dib of our world. Accept it, for you cannot escape your own infinite prescient vision.
Lead us oh bearded Kelazam, we will wage a mighty jihad in your name & honor.
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are you saying im going to die
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944594 - 09/19/20 05:14 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Streaming in a market thats been over saturated for a decade? The balls on this guy. Good for you if its working out. I dare not to even try in the face of all the numbers. Id need a time machine to even sample it
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I don't stream for money I only do it because it's fun. I don't even have a donate button so there is no way for me to make money anyways.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944660 - 09/19/20 06:11 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh passion? Thats even better.
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You have a point to these post of yours?
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Just making conversation...
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944707 - 09/19/20 06:41 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kelazam said: are you saying im going to die
I’m saying - he who controls the spice controls the universe.
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I feel like my trips and meditation has failed because I don't understand what you mean by spice. I think I do but still spice wouldn't be the word idk im kinda tweaking in my head rn so I'm gonna take a break from shroomery and anything social while I come down from this and get back to normal.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944742 - 09/19/20 06:56 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shave your balls, grab some glue, find a good playlist.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: GreenLotus]
#26944769 - 09/19/20 07:16 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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im not even really tweaking now that I think about it.. It's just my mind that is racing and extremely focused. I feel like my overall life and personality has greatly improved over the past couple years though despite the normal ups and downs. I figured out a good trick to use when trimming/grooming/shaving your beard. Just use a protractor to make sure the lines are straight and clean looking
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944780 - 09/19/20 07:21 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should get one of those laser sighting systems
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: koods]
#26944781 - 09/19/20 07:23 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hey I know the protractor thing sounds weird but "if it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam] 1
#26944824 - 09/19/20 07:55 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I searched protractor beard.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26944898 - 09/19/20 08:39 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kelazam said: Hey I know the protractor thing sounds weird but "if it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."
No I was responding to Koods post with the laser level. That would be funny shit.
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Don't shine it in your eyes though.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: psi]
#26944907 - 09/19/20 08:45 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yea best to point it at the mirror and line it up that way I bet.
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: Kelazam]
#26945023 - 09/19/20 09:52 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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You could try using a brown sharpie to fill it in and draw a solid line around the contour
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Re: I NEED BEARD ADVICE pls [Re: trees]
#26946405 - 09/20/20 03:33 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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one time I wanted to see what I would look like with eye shadow and all that eye makeup stuff so I asked my friend to do it and she made me look like minus the face and hair and all that. I got some very interesting looks that day and made some new friends. Never again though. your comment reminded me of that
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