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Asante
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Philosophy Funnies Thread
#26896576 - 08/24/20 08:22 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Is it possible?
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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: Asante]
#26896667 - 08/24/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Life is a donut" said one philosopher helping himself to a plateful "Everything exists around a hole".
The other philosopher takes the plate of donuts and sits on it "Now it's a waffle" he said.
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that makes me feelafel
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That one's got to be a contender in the Guinness Book of World Records for the stupidest joke you ever heard.
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LOL, Ah fell outta da pita, through the hole of the donut, into the akashic record.
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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: Asante] 1
#26897933 - 08/24/20 10:32 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Great idea for a thread man.
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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: RJ Tubs 202] 3
#26901510 - 08/27/20 12:46 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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redgreenvines
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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: DisoRDeR]
#26901635 - 08/27/20 05:50 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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So much cash goes to quash the truth.
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Quashing the truth produces cash though, you just reinvest the difference.
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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: PatrickKn] 3
#26902842 - 08/27/20 06:22 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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A friend and I have an idea, where we gather together and discuss a philosopher and eat a food, which rhyme.
Bagels with Hegel Raspberry tart with Descarte Grilled cheese with Socrates Bacon with Bacon Matz with Watts (matzo ball soup... is this too much of a stretch? I think not) Stew with Camus Eclair with Voltaire
Stupid? Yes! Delicious? Of course!
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Bacon Lettuce Tomato with Plato Wine Bottle with Aristotle Tequila Shots with Watts Liquorice with Pythagoras Lima Beans with Diogenes
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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: PatrickKn]
#26903427 - 08/28/20 02:51 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
PatrickKn said: Tequila Shots with Watts
Now there's an interesting night and a hangover.
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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: Forrester] 2
#26903437 - 08/28/20 03:06 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle And Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
Monty python.
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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: pineninja] 1
#26903538 - 08/28/20 06:16 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: Asante]
#26905461 - 08/29/20 05:06 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: sudly]
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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: Asante]
#26943321 - 09/18/20 11:18 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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There is this site: https://existentialcomics.com and it has links to other sites at the bottom of every page.
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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: ChRnZN]
#26946051 - 09/20/20 11:43 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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