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I just found out fainting goats are a thing
    #26940002 - 09/17/20 01:22 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Stupid goats



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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: GreenHorns]
    #26940012 - 09/17/20 01:30 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

They don't faint, have a genetic disease that causes all their muscles to go completely rigid when they are startled.  It's kind of sickening to keep breeding them for that trait.


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: Ice9]
    #26940021 - 09/17/20 01:42 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I looked into it and read about that chloride build up and assumed they didn't actually "faint" which does seem like a terrifying life to live. I guess we keep them around as meat goats which is odd cause they are so small. The breed should probably die off.


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: GreenHorns] * 1
    #26940076 - 09/17/20 03:57 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

It said they are indigenous to Americas, thats a good reason to keep them, screw European goats, (even though I have 4)



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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: gopher] * 2
    #26940084 - 09/17/20 04:11 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: feevers]
    #26940093 - 09/17/20 04:31 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I read (wiki) they were bred in the 1800 in tennesee. Or are they naturally occurring? I didn't research much more than wiki and a nat geo article.


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: GreenHorns]
    #26940095 - 09/17/20 04:35 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I went to a geyser in Cali awhile back that had fainting goats on the property. They had signs up around the cage not to startle the goats. I was there for probably 30 minutes and saw 3 different groups of people run or yell at the goats and make them drop :facepalm:


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: feevers]
    #26940171 - 09/17/20 06:23 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Without the sign, people might have assumed they were regular goats.


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: psi]
    #26940181 - 09/17/20 06:29 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Pretty fucked up. If I were the farmer I would (not have retarded goats firstly) not stand for people startling my animals.


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: GreenHorns]
    #26940207 - 09/17/20 06:47 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I like fainting goats

Fainting goats FTW


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26940222 - 09/17/20 07:09 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Hey I thought you were on hiatus?


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: GreenHorns]
    #26940225 - 09/17/20 07:11 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

If you shout "IRS AUDIT!" they drop like bricks.


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: GreenHorns]
    #26940228 - 09/17/20 07:22 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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My hiatus was a complete failure


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26940229 - 09/17/20 07:23 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:nowaydude:


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: psi] * 2
    #26940247 - 09/17/20 07:39 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Well you know the old adage.. "If at first you don't succeed burn all evidence of failure". Something like that. :goat:


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: GreenHorns]
    #26940371 - 09/17/20 09:12 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:yeahgoodadvice:


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26940494 - 09/17/20 10:46 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Fainting Goats--hmmmmm, new band name?:smirk:


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26940545 - 09/17/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Fainting Goats--hmmmmm, new band name?:smirk:




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So....where can I acquire these fainting goats


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: Niffla]
    #26940562 - 09/17/20 11:42 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

At the fainting goat store:cheer:


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Re: I just found out fainting goats are a thing [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #26940584 - 09/17/20 11:57 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

theres a joke in the movie "Just go with it" about selling sheep online, and someone made the website from the movie gotprettysheep dot com https://gotprettysheeps.weebly.com/


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