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 Rat-a-Tat
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 Don't Masturbate at Work 
#26936941 - 09/15/20 12:18 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey Guys,
I just published a story on Medium titled, "Don't Masturbate at Work & Other Insightful Recommendations." I would love for you to check it out and let me know what you think!
https://medium.com/@directsourcemktg1/dont-masturbate-at-work-and-other-enlightening-recommendations-602a061d794b
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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Rat-a-Tat]
#26937030 - 09/15/20 01:07 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quite a counterintuitive piece of advice, since getting paid to get off is living the dream.
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Tripsurfer
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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Rat-a-Tat]
#26937031 - 09/15/20 01:07 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Everyday for 6 weeks straight??
You degenerate! 
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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Rat-a-Tat] 1
#26937038 - 09/15/20 01:11 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I got fired. Thanks! All we did at my job was jerk off. I stopped, thanks to your advice, and my boss said I wasn’t doing anything and let me go.
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Rat-a-Tat
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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: christopera]
#26937059 - 09/15/20 01:23 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
christopera said:
I got fired. Thanks! All we did at my job was jerk off. I stopped, thanks to your advice, and my boss said I wasn’t doing anything and let me go.
HAHAH
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Rat-a-Tat
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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26937060 - 09/15/20 01:23 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Tripsurfer said:
Everyday for 6 weeks straight??
You degenerate!
Yes, I guess I am a degenerate
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Baby_Hitler
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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26937062 - 09/15/20 01:24 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I haven't done it at work in probably 20 years, but the first 8 of those I was either self-employed, or in school living off of loans and scholarships, and I definitely did it at school, and with such a large variety of bathrooms, I quickly compiled a list of favorites. After I graduated, though, I can't think of any time I did it anywhere other than in my own home.
Back when I was in my 20's it was rough going just 8 hours without. These days it's maybe 2-3 times a week. Any more than that, and it's just a puff of dust, anyway.
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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#26937313 - 09/15/20 03:04 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Does this advice apply to Working From Home?
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Rat-a-Tat
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Quote:
flashbulbgulf said:
Does this advice apply to Working From Home?
Nah bro- when you work at home, you are required to jerk it like 4 times a day minmum. You gotta get those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Rat-a-Tat]
#26938014 - 09/15/20 08:56 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ive definitly done more then my fair share. Even with a beautiful woman it gets unfullfiling after awhile. Id much rather a beautiful woman then my hand though 
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Psyche delics
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Quote:
flashbulbgulf said:
Does this advice apply to jerking From Home?
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Loaded Shaman
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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Rat-a-Tat] 1
#26938288 - 09/16/20 01:41 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomhunts
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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Rat-a-Tat]
#26938372 - 09/16/20 04:28 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I used to do it on the way to work. And at work. It's an addiction, just fuck your girl man.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Shroomhunts]
#26938397 - 09/16/20 05:09 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ive jerked it at work but only because I'm habituated to getting one off to help me get to sleep. So if I'm tired sometimes I get frisky so wandering off to the bathroom for a couple sweaty minutes is better than standing around with a stiff one.
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Rat-a-Tat
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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Shroomhunts]
#26938693 - 09/16/20 09:47 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomhunts said:
I used to do it on the way to work. And at work. It's an addiction, just fuck your girl man.
One time I did it in church, while I was running the slides for the songs, in the back sound booth. Good times!
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Rat-a-Tat
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larry.fisherman said:
Ive jerked it at work but only because I'm habituated to getting one off to help me get to sleep. So if I'm tired sometimes I get frisky so wandering off to the bathroom for a couple sweaty minutes is better than standing around with a stiff one.
LOL - I'm happy to report no more jerking at work!
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