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OfflineRat-a-Tat
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Don't Masturbate at Work
    #26936941 - 09/15/20 01:18 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

Hey Guys,

I just published a story on Medium titled, "Don't Masturbate at Work & Other Insightful Recommendations."  I would love for you to check it out and let me know what you think!

https://medium.com/@directsourcemktg1/dont-masturbate-at-work-and-other-enlightening-recommendations-602a061d794b


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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Rat-a-Tat]
    #26937030 - 09/15/20 02:07 PM (4 days, 2 hours ago)

Quite a counterintuitive piece of advice, since getting paid to get off is living the dream.


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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Rat-a-Tat]
    #26937031 - 09/15/20 02:07 PM (4 days, 2 hours ago)

Everyday for 6 weeks straight??

You degenerate! :oldman:


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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Rat-a-Tat] * 1
    #26937038 - 09/15/20 02:11 PM (4 days, 2 hours ago)

I got fired. Thanks! All we did at my job was jerk off. I stopped, thanks to your advice, and my boss said I wasn’t doing anything and let me go.


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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: christopera]
    #26937059 - 09/15/20 02:23 PM (4 days, 2 hours ago)

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christopera said:
I got fired. Thanks! All we did at my job was jerk off. I stopped, thanks to your advice, and my boss said I wasn’t doing anything and let me go.




HAHAH


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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26937060 - 09/15/20 02:23 PM (4 days, 2 hours ago)

Quote:

Tripsurfer said:
Everyday for 6 weeks straight??

You degenerate! :oldman:




Yes, I guess I am a degenerate


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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26937062 - 09/15/20 02:24 PM (4 days, 2 hours ago)

I haven't done it at work in probably 20 years, but the first 8 of those I was either self-employed, or in school living off of loans and scholarships, and I definitely did it at school, and with such a large variety of bathrooms, I quickly compiled a list of favorites. After I graduated, though, I can't think of any time I did it anywhere other than in my own home.

Back when I was in my 20's it was rough going just 8 hours without. These days it's maybe 2-3 times a week. Any more than that, and it's just a puff of dust, anyway.


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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #26937313 - 09/15/20 04:04 PM (4 days, 1 hour ago)

Does this advice apply to Working From Home?:grin:


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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: flashbulbgulf]
    #26937878 - 09/15/20 08:18 PM (3 days, 20 hours ago)

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Does this advice apply to Working From Home?:grin:




Nah bro- when you work at home, you are required to jerk it like 4 times a day minmum.  You gotta get those numbers up.  Those are rookie numbers in this racket.


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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Rat-a-Tat]
    #26938014 - 09/15/20 09:56 PM (3 days, 19 hours ago)

Ive definitly done more then my fair share. Even with a beautiful woman it gets unfullfiling after awhile. Id much rather a beautiful woman then my hand though :freewilly:


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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: flashbulbgulf]
    #26938214 - 09/16/20 12:34 AM (3 days, 16 hours ago)

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flashbulbgulf said:
Does this advice apply to jerking From Home?:grin:




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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Rat-a-Tat] * 1
    #26938288 - 09/16/20 02:41 AM (3 days, 14 hours ago)



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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Rat-a-Tat]
    #26938372 - 09/16/20 05:28 AM (3 days, 11 hours ago)

I used to do it on the way to work. And at work. It's an addiction, just fuck your girl man.


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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Shroomhunts]
    #26938397 - 09/16/20 06:09 AM (3 days, 10 hours ago)

Ive jerked it at work but only because I'm habituated to getting one off to help me get to sleep. So if I'm tired sometimes I get frisky so wandering off to the bathroom for a couple sweaty minutes is better than standing around with a stiff one.


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Re: Don't Masturbate at Work [Re: Shroomhunts]
    #26938693 - 09/16/20 10:47 AM (3 days, 6 hours ago)

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Shroomhunts said:
I used to do it on the way to work. And at work. It's an addiction, just fuck your girl man.




One time I did it in church, while I was running the slides for the songs, in the back sound booth.  Good times!


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