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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
#26930552 - 09/11/20 06:32 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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The judge might have liked it better if you had whipped out a fake big black dick
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
#26930567 - 09/11/20 06:43 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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liloldme said: God dammit, I just got in trouble with my court program. I thought I would make an awkward situation better by putting googly eyes on my weiner for a monitored urinalysis at the courthouse. The judge didn't think it was very funny and now I have a court-ordered three-page essay to write. I find out on Monday what it entails. FML
Nice makes sense. I'm glad you don't take it seriously though but your the one that's freedom is on the line.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#26930629 - 09/11/20 07:27 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Shiithead]
#26930632 - 09/11/20 07:28 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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So did you pass?
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OP should have us write it
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lets start OP's essay one word at a time
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: gopher]
#26930703 - 09/11/20 08:16 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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K. I go first:
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I'll write it for 60 dollars if you decide to play it safe. 100 percent original.
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Thread will be the bigger than chikkin wingz before it's done at one word a post. Could maybe try adding one sentence at a time rather?
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner] 2
#26930841 - 09/11/20 09:29 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just got an idea......you should pay enlil to write it....by the time the judge is done reading it he will be the one getting drug tested
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner]
#26930937 - 09/11/20 10:26 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Chicken wingz thread is gone gone now that Nifflas is gone and 1234go is banned for a year

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Where'd Niffla go?
Darn, a year. That's a big holiday. Ban hammer swung hard. I thought he got a month.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Psicomb]
#26930961 - 09/11/20 10:45 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Psicomvb said: Amazing story, sad outcome i hope you thank yourself later for doing it anyway. I've done something different but similar and have no ragretz
Fuck da police
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lol that is a great story youll have later. fuck it write your essay its worth teh cred you get heh
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner] 1
#26930965 - 09/11/20 10:49 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I did pass the UA test!
I'll let you guys know what the essay is about on monday
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
#26930984 - 09/11/20 11:17 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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What happened with Niffla and 1234Go?
Niffla is a pretty good poster. Can't say that I'll be missing 1234Go though. He had it coming and could use the time to straighten out his life, attitude, and behavior.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Lophosaurus] 1
#26931001 - 09/11/20 11:48 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Looking back I see Niffla got to 33,333 posts, said "where do I go from here?" and never posted again. Maybe he pm'd someone his intentions.
1234go, Hamhead, shenmue, Led Zeppelin and blewmeanie all caught the banhammer for some fuckery the other day, Led Zeppelin is perma'd. 
You might have noticed how much bullshit about the Rona and vaccines isn't clogging up the pub. I reckon it's a welcome relief.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
#26931002 - 09/12/20 12:00 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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liloldme said: I did pass the UA test!
I'll let you guys know what the essay is about on monday
This is the wildest legal "punishment" I've ever heard of. It's like highschool. Lol.
What happens if you don't get a good grade? I can't for the life of me figure how this works.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner] 2
#26931034 - 09/12/20 12:29 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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You are my hero OP. A modern day freedom fighter.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner] 4
#26931101 - 09/12/20 01:43 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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this court program I'm in is an Alternative to my current pending charges. I ended up in a psychosis for almost 3 months, spent a month in the loony bin. after I was detained. I was in a dark place mentally and didn't care for my life after having gone through so much.My deployment in Iraq, my daughter passing away, my marriage ended, I wanted to die but couldn't muster up the strength to kill myself. went through about 5-6 viles of lucy, 200 or so grams of DMT, and a hockey puck size worth of meth before I snapped.. I remember it all started when I woke up on the bathroom floor in my flack vest, rifle in hand to the sound of helicopters hovering overhead.. I was mf out of my mind, trying to make sense of it all in the most scientific ways possible as I have never had experience with being in this mindset. My "visions" where as real as any sober event, no psychedelic look or feel to them what so ever. I could not determine them from reality. I experienced the world from every spectrum possible, some of it was pure bliss/beauty, while a lot of it was terrifying. I would have home invasions almost every night, example: 1 night of many, this mf dude popped out of my bathroom overhead vent upside-down starring at me all creepy like dressed in a godd damn rabbit suit of all things. I pulled out my .357 revolver n blew his head clean off, yes the gun was real. I blew my bathroom fan into bits and the hole is still there to this day lol. There was one point about a month into my "trip" I dissembled my microwave and made a mobile turret/weapon out of it, directional shield and all to make a focal point out of the magnetron radio waves to kill these intergalactic rodents of some type. I shit you not I could melt the carpet with it from across the room, anything reflective would bounce it back and burn my skin, very fucking dangerous shit.
I had these rats that would broadcast a frequency that made them invisible to trick you, they were parasitic, I was convinced they were real and couldn't see them unless I redirected their signal back at them with concaved shields made of stainless steel that would hurt them and make them temporarily visible. They would freak out and scurry away. After years of dumping mushroom substrate in my back yard I thought they were eating I thought maybe I had attracted a new breed of mice or some crazy ass shit mutated in my back yard. Hell I even had Owls back there because of the mice/rats, real owls verified by even my neighbors afterwards. If you know much about rats, when they eat drugs of any type their urine is a concentrated form of the drugs theyy've been ingesting. They were piddling pure psilocybin crystals all over my stuff or so I thought from ingesting the hundreds of pounds of mycelium. You could honestly do some crazy breaking bad shit with a handful of rats and a little creativity..
Facing up to a year in jail, two felonies charges as well as possession of High explosives.. Looong story I could write an entire book about it. ended up with around 40 police officers fully armed with rifles with ballistic shields surrounding me before I was detained, FBI, ATF, CID, bomb squads(yes multiple) you name it they were here... Go big or go home I guess aha.
I am back now, lucky AF and wiling to talk about my experiences if anyone is interested. After MONTHS of doctors, counseling and therapy I am lucky to not be diagnoses with Schizophrenia. Please take it easy on me as I am still digesting this "Trip" lol
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