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Just got in trouble :( * 10
    #26930198 - 09/11/20 03:12 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

God dammit, I just got in trouble with my court program. I thought I would make an awkward situation better by putting googly eyes on my weiner for a monitored urinalysis at the courthouse. The judge didn't think it was very funny and now I have a court-ordered three-page essay to write. I find out on Monday what it entails. FML


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme] * 1
    #26930220 - 09/11/20 03:23 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

:confused: Them people have no sense of humor. Reminds me of how well the powdered doughnut(Baby powder/corn starch in your crack) went over with the strip searchers after returning to camp from fighting forest fires.

No waves Brother!:2cents:


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme] * 1
    #26930233 - 09/11/20 03:28 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Amazing story, sad outcome :sad: i hope you thank yourself later for doing it anyway.  I've done something different but similar and have no ragretz

Fuck da police


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Psicomb] * 2
    #26930274 - 09/11/20 03:52 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Take that shit to trial bwoi...
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Shiithead] * 2
    #26930285 - 09/11/20 03:59 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

If it makes you feel any better Ive been having a bad day and that story brightened it a little.

You followed the order to give a urine sample. I dont see why the judge would care about some googly eyes on your weiner. pretty lame if you ask me.


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #26930291 - 09/11/20 04:04 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Lol... That's hilarious. Totally worth writing that essay.


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #26930292 - 09/11/20 04:05 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah I'd fight that.... freedom of expression. Take that all the way to the Supreme Court and tell the judge to shove his essay. Or write an awful essay full of spelling mistakes as well as coffee and grease stains.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme] * 3
    #26930302 - 09/11/20 04:11 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

You piss in front of the actual judge? :lol:

Never imagined watching people urinate was part of that job description



And now you have to write an essay as punishment...

An essay??? Your joking right?


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26930308 - 09/11/20 04:15 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

It's the bailiff I think. Also yea, that's county courts for you.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Shiithead]
    #26930316 - 09/11/20 04:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

suppose some guy had eyes tatted on his weiner, would he automatically have to write an essay every time he pissed infront of an officer of the court?


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #26930322 - 09/11/20 04:24 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: thats hilarious

A justice system that has a penalty range from writings essays to death by lethal injection


And then someone has to read the essay too, and give it a grade? Like put a police stamp on it and put it in your file :lol:


Man, best thing I read all day. I would write a killer essay on my googly eyed penis


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #26930327 - 09/11/20 04:25 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

That is funnies shit I've heard in a long time hahahha :lol:


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26930331 - 09/11/20 04:27 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

If something is not explicitly against the law people shouldn't be punished for it imo.

the only way to get him on weiner eyes would be some stupidly vague law that only exists to mess with people you can't pin a real charge on.


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26930333 - 09/11/20 04:28 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Make sure the essay focuses on how it’s nobodys business what you draw on your body


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: koods] * 1
    #26930369 - 09/11/20 04:56 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah and it should def include a paragraph on the Founding Fathers too


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner]
    #26930381 - 09/11/20 05:00 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Lol... That's hilarious. Totally worth writing that essay.




Amen!


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26930431 - 09/11/20 05:30 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

This is the funniest thing I’ve read today. Free speech though. You can put google eyes wherever you want.


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: The Blind Ass] * 2
    #26930432 - 09/11/20 05:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

My essay would be about how judges are fucking scum. In the hopes they'd make me write a 30 page one explaining it even more.


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: bodhisatta] * 1
    #26930503 - 09/11/20 06:08 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Don't forget to cite sources in text and in your reference page OP. There's many avenues to go with this. Get creative and refuse to be oppressed. They are pretty much punishing you for being you. Don't take this shit man...

I'd start a Gofundme to fight it... I'll send to everyone I know if you do. I'd also go to the news.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Shiithead] * 3
    #26930529 - 09/11/20 06:23 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

That's funny. Just turn in 3 pages of penis with googly eye drawings.


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