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Just got in trouble :( 10
#26930198 - 09/11/20 03:12 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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God dammit, I just got in trouble with my court program. I thought I would make an awkward situation better by putting googly eyes on my weiner for a monitored urinalysis at the courthouse. The judge didn't think it was very funny and now I have a court-ordered three-page essay to write. I find out on Monday what it entails. FML
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme] 1
#26930220 - 09/11/20 03:23 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Them people have no sense of humor. Reminds me of how well the powdered doughnut(Baby powder/corn starch in your crack) went over with the strip searchers after returning to camp from fighting forest fires.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme] 1
#26930233 - 09/11/20 03:28 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Amazing story, sad outcome i hope you thank yourself later for doing it anyway. I've done something different but similar and have no ragretz
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Psicomb] 2
#26930274 - 09/11/20 03:52 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Take that shit to trial bwoi...

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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Shiithead] 2
#26930285 - 09/11/20 03:59 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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If it makes you feel any better Ive been having a bad day and that story brightened it a little.
You followed the order to give a urine sample. I dont see why the judge would care about some googly eyes on your weiner. pretty lame if you ask me.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: BANANA.MAN] 1
#26930291 - 09/11/20 04:04 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol... That's hilarious. Totally worth writing that essay.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#26930292 - 09/11/20 04:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I'd fight that.... freedom of expression. Take that all the way to the Supreme Court and tell the judge to shove his essay. Or write an awful essay full of spelling mistakes as well as coffee and grease stains.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme] 3
#26930302 - 09/11/20 04:11 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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You piss in front of the actual judge? 
Never imagined watching people urinate was part of that job description
And now you have to write an essay as punishment...
An essay??? Your joking right?
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26930308 - 09/11/20 04:15 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's the bailiff I think. Also yea, that's county courts for you.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Shiithead]
#26930316 - 09/11/20 04:19 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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suppose some guy had eyes tatted on his weiner, would he automatically have to write an essay every time he pissed infront of an officer of the court?
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Shiithead] 1
#26930322 - 09/11/20 04:24 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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thats hilarious
A justice system that has a penalty range from writings essays to death by lethal injection
And then someone has to read the essay too, and give it a grade? Like put a police stamp on it and put it in your file 
Man, best thing I read all day. I would write a killer essay on my googly eyed penis
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: BANANA.MAN] 1
#26930327 - 09/11/20 04:25 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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That is funnies shit I've heard in a long time hahahha
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26930331 - 09/11/20 04:27 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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If something is not explicitly against the law people shouldn't be punished for it imo.
the only way to get him on weiner eyes would be some stupidly vague law that only exists to mess with people you can't pin a real charge on.
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Make sure the essay focuses on how it’s nobodys business what you draw on your body
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: koods] 1
#26930369 - 09/11/20 04:56 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah and it should def include a paragraph on the Founding Fathers too
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner]
#26930381 - 09/11/20 05:00 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Northerner said: Lol... That's hilarious. Totally worth writing that essay.
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This is the funniest thing I’ve read today. Free speech though. You can put google eyes wherever you want.
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My essay would be about how judges are fucking scum. In the hopes they'd make me write a 30 page one explaining it even more.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: bodhisatta] 1
#26930503 - 09/11/20 06:08 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Don't forget to cite sources in text and in your reference page OP. There's many avenues to go with this. Get creative and refuse to be oppressed. They are pretty much punishing you for being you. Don't take this shit man...
I'd start a Gofundme to fight it... I'll send to everyone I know if you do. I'd also go to the news.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Shiithead] 3
#26930529 - 09/11/20 06:23 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's funny. Just turn in 3 pages of penis with googly eye drawings.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
#26930552 - 09/11/20 06:32 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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The judge might have liked it better if you had whipped out a fake big black dick
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
#26930567 - 09/11/20 06:43 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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liloldme said: God dammit, I just got in trouble with my court program. I thought I would make an awkward situation better by putting googly eyes on my weiner for a monitored urinalysis at the courthouse. The judge didn't think it was very funny and now I have a court-ordered three-page essay to write. I find out on Monday what it entails. FML
Nice makes sense. I'm glad you don't take it seriously though but your the one that's freedom is on the line.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#26930629 - 09/11/20 07:27 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Shiithead]
#26930632 - 09/11/20 07:28 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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So did you pass?
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OP should have us write it
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lets start OP's essay one word at a time
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: gopher]
#26930703 - 09/11/20 08:16 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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K. I go first:
Cats
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I'll write it for 60 dollars if you decide to play it safe. 100 percent original.
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Thread will be the bigger than chikkin wingz before it's done at one word a post. Could maybe try adding one sentence at a time rather?
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner] 2
#26930841 - 09/11/20 09:29 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just got an idea......you should pay enlil to write it....by the time the judge is done reading it he will be the one getting drug tested
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner]
#26930937 - 09/11/20 10:26 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Chicken wingz thread is gone gone now that Nifflas is gone and 1234go is banned for a year

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Where'd Niffla go?
Darn, a year. That's a big holiday. Ban hammer swung hard. I thought he got a month.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Psicomb]
#26930961 - 09/11/20 10:45 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Psicomvb said: Amazing story, sad outcome i hope you thank yourself later for doing it anyway. I've done something different but similar and have no ragretz
Fuck da police
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lol that is a great story youll have later. fuck it write your essay its worth teh cred you get heh
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner] 1
#26930965 - 09/11/20 10:49 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I did pass the UA test!
I'll let you guys know what the essay is about on monday
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
#26930984 - 09/11/20 11:17 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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What happened with Niffla and 1234Go?
Niffla is a pretty good poster. Can't say that I'll be missing 1234Go though. He had it coming and could use the time to straighten out his life, attitude, and behavior.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Lophosaurus] 1
#26931001 - 09/11/20 11:48 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Looking back I see Niffla got to 33,333 posts, said "where do I go from here?" and never posted again. Maybe he pm'd someone his intentions.
1234go, Hamhead, shenmue, Led Zeppelin and blewmeanie all caught the banhammer for some fuckery the other day, Led Zeppelin is perma'd. 
You might have noticed how much bullshit about the Rona and vaccines isn't clogging up the pub. I reckon it's a welcome relief.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
#26931002 - 09/12/20 12:00 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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liloldme said: I did pass the UA test!
I'll let you guys know what the essay is about on monday
This is the wildest legal "punishment" I've ever heard of. It's like highschool. Lol.
What happens if you don't get a good grade? I can't for the life of me figure how this works.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner] 2
#26931034 - 09/12/20 12:29 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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You are my hero OP. A modern day freedom fighter.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner] 4
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this court program I'm in is an Alternative to my current pending charges. I ended up in a psychosis for almost 3 months, spent a month in the loony bin. after I was detained. I was in a dark place mentally and didn't care for my life after having gone through so much.My deployment in Iraq, my daughter passing away, my marriage ended, I wanted to die but couldn't muster up the strength to kill myself. went through about 5-6 viles of lucy, 200 or so grams of DMT, and a hockey puck size worth of meth before I snapped.. I remember it all started when I woke up on the bathroom floor in my flack vest, rifle in hand to the sound of helicopters hovering overhead.. I was mf out of my mind, trying to make sense of it all in the most scientific ways possible as I have never had experience with being in this mindset. My "visions" where as real as any sober event, no psychedelic look or feel to them what so ever. I could not determine them from reality. I experienced the world from every spectrum possible, some of it was pure bliss/beauty, while a lot of it was terrifying. I would have home invasions almost every night, example: 1 night of many, this mf dude popped out of my bathroom overhead vent upside-down starring at me all creepy like dressed in a godd damn rabbit suit of all things. I pulled out my .357 revolver n blew his head clean off, yes the gun was real. I blew my bathroom fan into bits and the hole is still there to this day lol. There was one point about a month into my "trip" I dissembled my microwave and made a mobile turret/weapon out of it, directional shield and all to make a focal point out of the magnetron radio waves to kill these intergalactic rodents of some type. I shit you not I could melt the carpet with it from across the room, anything reflective would bounce it back and burn my skin, very fucking dangerous shit.
I had these rats that would broadcast a frequency that made them invisible to trick you, they were parasitic, I was convinced they were real and couldn't see them unless I redirected their signal back at them with concaved shields made of stainless steel that would hurt them and make them temporarily visible. They would freak out and scurry away. After years of dumping mushroom substrate in my back yard I thought they were eating I thought maybe I had attracted a new breed of mice or some crazy ass shit mutated in my back yard. Hell I even had Owls back there because of the mice/rats, real owls verified by even my neighbors afterwards. If you know much about rats, when they eat drugs of any type their urine is a concentrated form of the drugs theyy've been ingesting. They were piddling pure psilocybin crystals all over my stuff or so I thought from ingesting the hundreds of pounds of mycelium. You could honestly do some crazy breaking bad shit with a handful of rats and a little creativity..
Facing up to a year in jail, two felonies charges as well as possession of High explosives.. Looong story I could write an entire book about it. ended up with around 40 police officers fully armed with rifles with ballistic shields surrounding me before I was detained, FBI, ATF, CID, bomb squads(yes multiple) you name it they were here... Go big or go home I guess aha.
I am back now, lucky AF and wiling to talk about my experiences if anyone is interested. After MONTHS of doctors, counseling and therapy I am lucky to not be diagnoses with Schizophrenia. Please take it easy on me as I am still digesting this "Trip" lol
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme] 1
#26931112 - 09/12/20 02:00 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Holy shit. I'm assuming they took away your guns right? If not it may be wise to avoid having too much around the house you would accidentally hurt someone with. I'd blame the meth out of that list you mentioned. I think 1 hockey Puck sized amount is the official amount required to lose your marbles.
Welcome back to society sorry it's such a mess right now. Good luck getting your life back on track.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: GreenHorns]
#26931117 - 09/12/20 02:13 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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No guns/rifles, no ammo, no primers, no blasting caps, no blasting gels, no binaries, an entire page of stuff I'm not allowed to have on top of "no dangerous devices". Thank you brother, I can use all the support I can get at this point in my life. Things are starting to look better for me finally, hoping to get through this program successfully. I think I'm gonna throw the rest of my googly eyes away so I'm not temped lol
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
#26931144 - 09/12/20 02:53 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jeezus liloldme, that's a wild story. Glad you made it out alive and healing.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner]
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Northerner said: Looking back I see Niffla got to 33,333 posts, said "where do I go from here?" and never posted again. Maybe he pm'd someone his intentions.
I think Niffla said he was going to ban himself for 60 days, the first 30 is like climbing up a mountain and the second 30 is the decent back down, he said something like that
I also think he wanted 1234go to join him, but 1234go said he might need the information in the shroomery and didnt want to get the ban hammer
I think I got all this info from the wing thread, I have read 80% of the posts in it from inception
I asked 1234go in chat whos going to post in the wing thread now, and he said that thread needs to die
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: gopher]
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Hang onto the googly eyes.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: GreenHorns]
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There was one point about a month into my "trip" I dissembled my microwave and made a mobile turret/weapon out of it, directional shield and all to make a focal point out of the magnetron radio waves to kill these intergalactic rodents of some type. I shit you not I could melt the carpet with it from across the room, anything reflective would bounce it back and burn my skin, very fucking dangerous shit

That’s some Jimmy Neutron type shit.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
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You sound like a fun guy to hang out with sometime..
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Amanita86]
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Would you get in trouble for plagiarism I wonder??
....Actually, what I am really wondering is where did you put the eyes? I am imagining on the head like a snake or maybe mid shaft or upper testicular area so the wang forms a nose. Perhaps you wouldn’t have gotten into trouble if you had a top hat and a monocle.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner]
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Northerner said: Looking back I see Niffla got to 33,333 posts, said "where do I go from here?" and never posted again. Maybe he pm'd someone his intentions.
1234go, Hamhead, shenmue, Led Zeppelin and blewmeanie all caught the banhammer for some fuckery the other day, Led Zeppelin is perma'd. 
You might have noticed how much bullshit about the Rona and vaccines isn't clogging up the pub. I reckon it's a welcome relief.
I leave for a day and niff and 1234go is gone? Wtf?
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I wonder what would happen if you wrote a legit anti-googley eye essay, but then put googly eyes on the last page?
Glad you came back from your crazy trip OP!
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Omg OP if I knew you IRL I would call you googley eyes from now on. Amazing story.
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Lophosaurus said: I wonder what would happen if you wrote a legit anti-googley eye essay, but then put googly eyes on the last page?
Glad you came back from your crazy trip OP!
Just write the apology on your Wang. "sorry my dick had a face.. Your bad for being bothered. I forgive you." something to that extent. It may make for a good limerick.
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Essay title:
The American Penal Code
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Essay title #3
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner]
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Shiithead]
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: koods]
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Thanks Obama!
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That sucks. I wouldn't even no where to begin with a three page essay.
I knew a kid way back in the early 2000's. There was a big house party at the animal house he lived at. Before the party got rolling some of the guys ordered pizza. This kids cut a hole in the bottom of the box and set it on his lap ( I think you know where this is going). Everyone that walked into the room when they got to the party was asked if they wanted "the last slice of suasage pizza". People would open the pizza box and he had his hog resting across the last slice of cheese. It was pretty funny. But I think today people consider it some sort of sexual assault.
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Liloldme,
I'm very interested to hear specifics of what happened before, during, and after your arrest if you can remember or want to share those details. Sounds like those officers knew you weren't well and helped.
Most cop killers are ex-military.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Shiithead]
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Sure.. about 24 hours before I was detained I was running around like Zelda with a giant shield and a spear poking holes in my ceiling and in my walls trying to kill whatever was hurting me. I would hear full on conversations from an unknown group of people, or these rodents that were manned by people which I thought were hiding in my attic, subfloor, and walls. For some time I was convinced that these rodents or if not them someone with a microwave Transformer pointed at me was trying to hurt me. I thought my two-story house was eight or nine stories tall with executive director type folks walking around all dressed up and by then they were getting curious as to how I could see them, conversing with one another. A lot of the other people I was seeing in my home were dressed up like doctors with clipboards just watching me and taking notes. Those weren't the only beings observing me, I had a lot of attention from some type of intergalactic federation of true elites. They were dresses up like animals and would make sniper positions up in the trees, swinging from limb to limb.. I saw what looked like an intern, a young boy in my master bathroom, he was sitting on my bathtub ledge. I walked straight up to him looking directly into his eyes. He panicked and said I wasn't supposed to see him with extreme fear. I decided to leave him alone and walked towards my bed, The blankets that were all balled up had taken shape of 3 people, two of them I could recognize but one I could not till later. One of them was my mother while the other one was my ex, they looked very sad. The one I couldn't recognize had somewhat of a shit eating grin on his face laying on his side supporting his head with his arm.
Anyways I spent the majority of that night hiding in a spare refrigerator I had yet to assemble or put anything in. When I would hide in this fridge with the majority of my body I could not feel pain from these frequency sound weapons that were being directed at me. I was convinced something or someone was trying to hurt me and using these military grade acoustic weapons. This big giant refrigerator would block those signals because of the metallic shielding that would ground out those horrible waves of hell. They would burn me, extremely disorientating making i difficult to even finish my train of thought rendering me inoperable. I couldn't even tie my shoes when being hit with these inaudible sound weapons. I could even see and feel the refrigerator rocking around while I was holding still when it absorbed these frequencies.
I had fallen asleep sobbing late that night after living another night of hell, hiding on the landing of my stairwell decked out in full battle rattle like most nights, flack vest, armored plates, 308 AR with a drum mags, 2 pistols and tons of ammo, I mean decked the F out.. I ended up calling the police that morning around 8am and telling them I needed help because somebody was trying to hurt me and I wanted to talk with an officer. 911 dispatch was kinda rude but once I hung up the phone I felt a bit of relief. At this point I had had enough and felt like it was time to ask for help. The police were called to my house numerous times during this psychosis but nothing came of it luckily? "Sir we have numerous reports that you're shooting off a gun in your house?" I would laugh and they would leave. IDK how the FUCK I pulled that off 5-6 times.. I think they were starting to think someone was prank calling them to mess with me. As I was walking up the stairs after I hung up the phone with 911 dispatch with my rifle the thing damn nearly blew my leg off, the first misfire I've ever had in my life. It was weird too when it went off my whole body was pulled horizontally towards the wall I swear to this day I didn't pull the trigger but who knows, I still am not sure as to what was real or not. It was a 7.62x39 round, very loud several people called it in from what I've heard. I started hiding my weapons in crazy places to keep them from taking them away from me, I had a feeling they would after that rifle went off and I was obviously fucked up, my only means of protection besides explosives in this world. I often have nightmares of being in combat situations with absolutely no way to protect myself and if I did have a weapon it would generally start falling apart in my hands piece by piece while simultaneously being shot at and surrounded, not fun. I started hiding them everywhere I thought they wouldn't find them mostly outside which really didn't help things when I thought about it later.
I was convinced that I had found a frequency that I could duplicate and wanted to show the police so they would believe me. This frequency was capable of making you extremely intoxicated and start hallucinating profusely for 20-30 minutes. I swore up and down I could get entire football stadium full of people high with less than $5 worth of electricity and minimal side effects. I used a microwave Transformer coupled to an inductor, capacitor and with the right size spark gap off of a metallic plate the vibrations would put you into a whole new world, comparable to DMT. I put this device on my front porch along with hiding a few firearms in the BBQ. Over 2 hours passed after I called the police and the misfire that almost blew my leg off, but still nobody showed up, I had started to question if I even had called them, but hen it started.. I saw a group of officers up by the mailbox, as well as a squad of policeman at my neighbor's house and I decided to walk out into the street and confront them so I could show them my findings and prove that I was being harassed. That's when at least 30 others with Ballistic Shields popped out of another neighbor's yard that were hiding and surrounded me. They were screaming at me to drop whatever I had which was a cell phone covered with aluminum tape I had in my hand. I stopped and looked around at each of the officers who were pointing rifles directly at me. "I called you guys over 2 hours ago, I'm really starting to lose faith in not only you but your entire system." I yelled. They were silent some looked at one another then back at me. I Remember a woman police officer yelling he's in a psychosis while I was being instructed to lay on the ground and to drop "it".
I remember reading on the police reports how this person I will not speak of turned my life into a goddamn Doctor Who episode I called him Doctor JaiWho(I've never even seen this show LOL) They started walking towards my home and I said "where is your f****** search warrant let me see it now" and they stopped. I was escorted to an ambulance and heard one of their radios while I was being questioned said that it looks like I had a bomb on my front porch in a panicked voice. They strapped my ass to a stretcher, head arms, body feet, everything.. I couldn't move.. When I got to the hospital a man came into my room and out of nowhere said "So I hear you grow mushrooms eh??" I said WTF are you talking about???
I had cleared my house from everything of that nature shortly after one of many police visits so I knew he was told this by someone else, not the police, even then they were still waiting outside for a judge to submit a search warrant. "So I've been told you're hallucinating?" he said, "No I'm not sir, only if and when I eat psychedelics do I hallucinate." "AAAHH HAH so you do hallucinate!!" I proceeded to tell him ANYONE will hallucinate, if they eat a hallucinogen. That's completely normal and there is nothing wrong with me lol. Come to find out the third character that I saw made of my blankets with the shitty grin on his face was HIM. That asshat that admitted me to the loony bin was the one sitting on my bed with my ex and mother. Everything about him was the same, ponytail, balding hair and all..
After about 6 hours this nice guy working at the hospital asked me if I'm going to behave, unstrapped and fed me a meal for which I was very grateful, it was the first one I'd had in days. I was given a UA there at the hospital and came up hot for only THC which I found rather interesting.. I was still smoking meth so I think it must have been bathsalts or something else not detectable with a standard piss test. Whatever the fuk my old roommate was giving me. While I was in that room I kept hearing voices tell me to "Ruuuuuunnn" and was seeing visions that were implying new ways to escape from these people that had detained me. I feel like I'm lucky to be alive in all honestly, either that or I died and woke up in a shittier version of this world.. Still not sure lol
I often wonder to this day, how do you know when you die? I went though soo much during this trip I still don't know what to think of it...
I had a roommate for two months of this scenario. for the first month I would have this "Thing" I could hear buzzing in my floor, it followed me EVERYWHERE in my home, when I held still for more than a few seconds I could feel burning and what felt like flea bites running up my legs. Well after about a month of this shit I decided I had had enough and used a silencer attached to a .22 and blasted it while it was in my bedroom floor.. That same exact day my roommate comes home and claims he was hurt at work by falling off a ladder. He Ended up with massive swelling and internal bleeding, he ended up in the ER a few days later and got surgery to stop the bleeding. I still don't know what to think of this as of the 60 days he was there, I had only shot at the this thing once and he just so happened to get fucked from blunt force trauma to the abdomen the same day.. WTF?? Either way I'm glad it's over with.
These few stories I'v shared over the last few posts are only a fraction of what I experienced for MONTHS, it gets much crazier lol God I wish I could smoke a joint right now..
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
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Wow. Very very interesting. Firstly I'm glad your feeling better now and seem lucid. How much of these hallucinations are you still experiencing? What's the point again in making the contraption you had on the porch? You were counter acting the auditory hallucinations or trying to cause mass hallucinations? Sounds like you were massively malnourished and sleep deprived. How much sleep were you getting leading up to the episode? Or in general?
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
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Epic story, thanks for sharing it. Sounds truly frightening. Glad you're doing better.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme] 1
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God I wish I could smoke a joint right now..
Me too man. You earned it. I'd get your mind right first man.
Also, thanks for sharing. Be sure to get better. You seem pretty intelligent despite all this shit. I think you're great.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( *DELETED* [Re: Shiithead]
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Post deleted by birdeatingspider
Reason for deletion: Didn't see the last post OP made.
Bad taste joke.
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We or at least i love you liloldme! keep your head up. you got this little bump in the road.
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Awr, sorry you feel that way. My wit fails me sometimes.
Btw I was involved in protesting the Pebble Mine, but things changed and I dropped off. Did we win?
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all good. just been really defensive lately. Please except my apologies?
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What’s the story behind the pebble mine? For some reason whenever I click on the image dogo just gets bigger.
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It's all good, it was poor taste, regardless.
BA, it's a proposed mining site that would taint the surrounding watershed. Would impact many people and cause environmental carnage. https://www.earthworks.org/stories/bristol_bay/
Oh, great. Looks like Trump juuust reversed the ban. What a guy..
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God I wish I could smoke a joint right now..
Me too man. You earned it. I'd get your mind right first man.
Also, thanks for sharing. Be sure to get better. You seem pretty intelligent despite all this shit. I think you're great.
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