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GreenHorns
some kind of boogin



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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme] 1
#26931112 - 09/12/20 02:00 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Holy shit. I'm assuming they took away your guns right? If not it may be wise to avoid having too much around the house you would accidentally hurt someone with. I'd blame the meth out of that list you mentioned. I think 1 hockey Puck sized amount is the official amount required to lose your marbles.
Welcome back to society sorry it's such a mess right now. Good luck getting your life back on track.
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liloldme
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: GreenHorns]
#26931117 - 09/12/20 02:13 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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No guns/rifles, no ammo, no primers, no blasting caps, no blasting gels, no binaries, an entire page of stuff I'm not allowed to have on top of "no dangerous devices". Thank you brother, I can use all the support I can get at this point in my life. Things are starting to look better for me finally, hoping to get through this program successfully. I think I'm gonna throw the rest of my googly eyes away so I'm not temped lol
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Northerner
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
#26931144 - 09/12/20 02:53 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jeezus liloldme, that's a wild story. Glad you made it out alive and healing.
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gopher
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner]
#26931157 - 09/12/20 03:24 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Northerner said: Looking back I see Niffla got to 33,333 posts, said "where do I go from here?" and never posted again. Maybe he pm'd someone his intentions.
I think Niffla said he was going to ban himself for 60 days, the first 30 is like climbing up a mountain and the second 30 is the decent back down, he said something like that
I also think he wanted 1234go to join him, but 1234go said he might need the information in the shroomery and didnt want to get the ban hammer
I think I got all this info from the wing thread, I have read 80% of the posts in it from inception
I asked 1234go in chat whos going to post in the wing thread now, and he said that thread needs to die
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GreenHorns
some kind of boogin



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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: gopher]
#26931181 - 09/12/20 03:55 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hang onto the googly eyes.
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: GreenHorns]
#26931237 - 09/12/20 05:26 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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There was one point about a month into my "trip" I dissembled my microwave and made a mobile turret/weapon out of it, directional shield and all to make a focal point out of the magnetron radio waves to kill these intergalactic rodents of some type. I shit you not I could melt the carpet with it from across the room, anything reflective would bounce it back and burn my skin, very fucking dangerous shit

That’s some Jimmy Neutron type shit.
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Amanita86
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: liloldme]
#26931279 - 09/12/20 06:31 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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You sound like a fun guy to hang out with sometime..
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Atreyu
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Amanita86]
#26931390 - 09/12/20 08:50 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Would you get in trouble for plagiarism I wonder??
....Actually, what I am really wondering is where did you put the eyes? I am imagining on the head like a snake or maybe mid shaft or upper testicular area so the wang forms a nose. Perhaps you wouldn’t have gotten into trouble if you had a top hat and a monocle.
Off to the arts and craft store I go
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spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner]
#26931406 - 09/12/20 09:04 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Northerner said: Looking back I see Niffla got to 33,333 posts, said "where do I go from here?" and never posted again. Maybe he pm'd someone his intentions.
1234go, Hamhead, shenmue, Led Zeppelin and blewmeanie all caught the banhammer for some fuckery the other day, Led Zeppelin is perma'd. 
You might have noticed how much bullshit about the Rona and vaccines isn't clogging up the pub. I reckon it's a welcome relief.
I leave for a day and niff and 1234go is gone? Wtf?
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Lophosaurus
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I wonder what would happen if you wrote a legit anti-googley eye essay, but then put googly eyes on the last page?
Glad you came back from your crazy trip OP!
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ichugwindex
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Omg OP if I knew you IRL I would call you googley eyes from now on. Amazing story.
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GreenHorns
some kind of boogin



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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Lophosaurus] 1
#26931829 - 09/12/20 01:24 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lophosaurus said: I wonder what would happen if you wrote a legit anti-googley eye essay, but then put googly eyes on the last page?
Glad you came back from your crazy trip OP!
Just write the apology on your Wang. "sorry my dick had a face.. Your bad for being bothered. I forgive you." something to that extent. It may make for a good limerick.
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FrancoAmerican
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: GreenHorns] 3
#26931851 - 09/12/20 01:36 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Essay title:
The American Penal Code
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi



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Essay title entry # 2:
My penis is not the problem:
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Northerner
splelling chceker


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Essay title #3
Overcoming fear of Trouser Snakes
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Northerner]
#26931959 - 09/12/20 02:50 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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#4
The Judicial System's Shortcomings and Phalacies
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koods
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: Shiithead]
#26931988 - 09/12/20 03:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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My three eyed trouser snake
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Tripsurfer
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: koods]
#26931994 - 09/12/20 03:13 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thanks Obama!
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Re: Just got in trouble :( [Re: koods] 1
#26932003 - 09/12/20 03:20 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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That sucks. I wouldn't even no where to begin with a three page essay.
I knew a kid way back in the early 2000's. There was a big house party at the animal house he lived at. Before the party got rolling some of the guys ordered pizza. This kids cut a hole in the bottom of the box and set it on his lap ( I think you know where this is going). Everyone that walked into the room when they got to the party was asked if they wanted "the last slice of suasage pizza". People would open the pizza box and he had his hog resting across the last slice of cheese. It was pretty funny. But I think today people consider it some sort of sexual assault.
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NothingsChanged
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I think being a peter gazer is a prerequisite to being probation officer.
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