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Failed hair drug test
    #26928522 - 09/10/20 03:22 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Sup pub,

So I've been working at the place for close to a year and with all the covid stuff haven't actually taken my drug test. Initially i was contracting but got converted to full time like 6 months ago and they sprung me with the drug test well into my full time position.

Well it ended up being a hair test and I knew i'd fail for weed since I have a mmj card but I had done cocaine probably 45 days prior to the test on one occasion , one or two lines not a lot, and after several hair cleaning methods still ended up failing for the one time cocaine use.

Anywho just got the call from the testing facility letting me know I failed, i'm sure HR will be reaching out to me soon for some bad news. It just sucks cuz i'm definitely the top performer on my team.

:feelssadman:

Wish me luck fam! And don't underestimate the hair test!!! I did the majuco method step by step probably 10 times, along with special expensive shampoo's and a relaxer treatment. No dice even tho i'm not a heavy user at all.  Time to start applying again.


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Re: Failed hair test [Re: usudor]
    #26928523 - 09/10/20 03:24 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

That sucks :feelsbadman:


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Re: Failed hair test [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26928535 - 09/10/20 03:33 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

yeah it does but hoping for the best! Luckily my savings are decent right now.

Just looking for some :moralsupport:

I'm about to get fucked.


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Re: Failed hair test [Re: usudor] * 3
    #26928613 - 09/10/20 04:26 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

That suck man. Purity testing like that has no relevance on you as a worker or a person.

A better employer deserves you.


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Re: Failed hair test [Re: Northerner]
    #26928696 - 09/10/20 05:34 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Northerner said:
That suck man. Purity testing like that has no relevance on you as a worker or a person.

A better employer deserves you.




Good way to think about it. Thanks man!


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: usudor] * 1
    #26928749 - 09/10/20 06:05 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Any company drug testing their employees during a pandemic is just such a waste of resources.  You know what, even not in a pandemic it's a waste of resources.
You sound like a smart person, you'll be fine.


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 4
    #26928834 - 09/10/20 06:54 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I get tested randomly at my work, saliva swab, and breathalyzed for blood alcohol. But I work in a dangerous environment. The tests only detect use in the last 24-48 hours. It's a different thing when people's lives are on the line. I can accept that as part of my job.

Testing hair is simply puritanical bullshit though. Would be cool to suggest introducing that into Congress and see the reaction, even into board member certification, the police force and judiciary as well. See how the boot fits on the other foot. I bet the wailing would fill the airwaves.


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: Northerner]
    #26928845 - 09/10/20 07:03 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Drug tests are bullshit. Sorry to hear that, man.


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: usudor]
    #26928852 - 09/10/20 07:07 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

That's bad news! Weird that people can do mushrooms and LSD, but can't smoke a joint or eat an edible. Good luck on the next job.


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: usudor]
    #26928878 - 09/10/20 07:28 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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usudor said:

It just sucks cuz I'm definitely the top performer on my team.






Probably because of all the blow.

:whatyougonnado:


Don't sweat it man. Shave your body and head next time. Also, you were there for a year. That's good enough to move on from. No shame.


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: Shiithead]
    #26928883 - 09/10/20 07:30 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I think I read somewhere they'll take a arm or leg hair sample if no hair is on the head.


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26928895 - 09/10/20 07:35 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

those hairs arnt as old I think though, probably better chance


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: gopher]
    #26928902 - 09/10/20 07:39 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Waxing your whole body is always an option.


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: Northerner]
    #26928903 - 09/10/20 07:40 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

leave the pubes though, sue them for sexual sadism when they pluck a pube


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: gopher]
    #26928911 - 09/10/20 07:44 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

:rollsafe:


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: Northerner]
    #26928914 - 09/10/20 07:47 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

They go for eyebrows. Nose or ear would work too.


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: Northerner]
    #26928918 - 09/10/20 07:48 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Northerner said:
Waxing your whole body is always an option.




Instant fail unfortunately. I had cut down to 1/4 an inch on the head and shaved everything else. still failed smh.

Usually in my field drug testing isn't required but here it is for some reason.


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You'll see an classic example of real world exponential decay when a first year engineering course shrinks into a second year course and even more by third year. - Chem E prof


Edited by usudor (09/10/20 07:49 PM)


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: Northerner] * 1
    #26928919 - 09/10/20 07:49 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

If they fire you then fuck em and any other place that imposes restrictions on your freedom and life in order to contribute your skills to their company for shit pay, start your own thing somehow


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: trees]
    #26928920 - 09/10/20 07:50 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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trees said:
If they fire you then fuck em and any other place that imposes restrictions on your freedom and life in order to contribute your skills to their company for shit pay, start your own thing somehow




My man, i've been thinking about doing this for a long time. maybe this is the push iv'e needed.


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Re: Failed hair drug test [Re: Shiithead]
    #26928922 - 09/10/20 07:51 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I already pluck my nose hairs and it makes me sneeze, how often do eyebrows recycle are they even 45 days old

yikes I just thought I could shave everything, even eyebrows and fill it in with a sharpie so I dont look weird, but would they take an eyelash, I couldnt pluck all my eyelashes, sounds scary


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