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Anonymous #1
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I am wiping my ass with kleenex
#26925930 - 09/09/20 09:00 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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During the TP shortage earlier this yeat I bought 4 boxes of kleenex since there was nothing else but ended up getting TP before breaking into it. Seemed wasteful not to use it so I recently started wiping with it.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #1]
#26925952 - 09/09/20 09:14 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sounds Shitty.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #2]
#26926054 - 09/09/20 10:23 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Doesn't it rip?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #3]
#26926084 - 09/09/20 10:40 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Actually works okay, you use two pieces and fold it. Haven't had any ripping to speak of.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #3]
#26926093 - 09/09/20 10:43 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wiping with kleenex is still a waste, fuck Kimberly Clark. Get a bidet.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #4]
#26926545 - 09/09/20 03:22 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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The kleenex is non returnable, what else do you suggest I do with it if not wipe my ass as I had originally intended.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #1]
#26926554 - 09/09/20 03:25 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Probably feels like an angels hand cleaning your bum.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #5]
#26926639 - 09/09/20 04:01 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kleenex is too soft, it doesn't create enough friction against itself so it just slides all over unless you death grip it. Charmin 3 ply also has this problem
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #6]
#26926753 - 09/09/20 05:04 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #6 said: Kleenex is too soft, it doesn't create enough friction against itself so it just slides all over unless you death grip it. Charmin 3 ply also has this problem
Thats the shit my wife insists on. Ive seen her asshole, doesnt look any prettier than if the more affordable 2 ply was used. Try telling her that though.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #5]
#26950198 - 09/22/20 09:57 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I used a kleenex before. My finger poked right thru it and into my buttwhole
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Anonymous #8
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #7]
#26971484 - 10/06/20 01:20 AM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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I only wipe my ass with silk handkerchiefs scented with lavender. Just be sure to flush an orange to pig out the pipes afterwards.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #1]
#26971549 - 10/06/20 03:49 AM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: During the TP shortage earlier this yeat I bought 4 boxes of kleenex since there was nothing else but ended up getting TP before breaking into it. Seemed wasteful not to use it so I recently started wiping with it.
You expect to never blow your nose again?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #9]
#26971579 - 10/06/20 04:58 AM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #9 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: During the TP shortage earlier this yeat I bought 4 boxes of kleenex since there was nothing else but ended up getting TP before breaking into it. Seemed wasteful not to use it so I recently started wiping with it.
You expect to never blow your nose again?
I have puffs plus lotion for blowing my nose, this kleenex is subpar for my nose but an upgrade for my ass
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Anonymous #10
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #1]
#26986355 - 10/15/20 02:12 AM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Even though I had toilet paper, I still bought a 12 pack of those huge industrial toilet paper rolls that look like cheese wheels.
Now nobody is hoarding shit anymore and I'm left with this shitty quality thin toilet paper that has no perforation so you have to tear every piece you want.
I also have a shit ton of overpriced rice that I bought from online back in March because there was absolutely no fucking rice at the stores but now there is more rice than ever at the stores again. So now I have like 15 fucking pounds of black rice.
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Anonymous #9
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15 pounds of rice isnt much.
Eat rice once a week and its gone in a year.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #9]
#27013329 - 10/31/20 06:09 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Psst, I heard you can grow magic mushrooms with rice, supposedly a website out there will tell you how.
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Anonymous #3
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I fucking love black rice though, especially cooked in coconut milk and white wine, if I had that much is definitely be eating it more than once a week too
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Anonymous #10
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Re: I am wiping my ass with kleenex [Re: Anonymous #3]
#27014060 - 10/31/20 03:15 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Right now I'm finishing my red rice before I start the black rice.
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