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budmanman
OTD Masterbater



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Don't worry they all get old and fat and then they will want you and you will have your chance to raise 3 of their kids.
-------------------- Everything I have ever said is total bogus bs I am full of crud therefore everything I say should never be taken literal. And I am mentally unstable.
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InnerWisdom


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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: budmanman]
#26922824 - 09/07/20 11:05 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Entertaining thread. What's with the title? You didn't get laid, so how are you/your nuts?
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Brian Jones
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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: InnerWisdom] 1
#26928468 - 09/10/20 02:56 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Trying to get laid frequently involves getting a bit nuts, or at least suspending normal judgement, but that doesn't stop too many guys.
-------------------- "The Rolling Stones will break up over Brian Jones' dead body" John Lennon I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either. The worst thing about corruption is that it works so well,
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theRealrollforever
I DID-DENT



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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: Brian Jones] 3
#26929424 - 09/11/20 06:22 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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This was funny, thank u OP. That’s not how you do it. Is English your first language ?
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sunshine said: The order has to be secret and no one is sure.
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THT
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Are you some kind of Saudi-royalty douchebag or something? Your family "rules" the business she works for and "orders" her to come feed a dog even though you "could totally do it" and you creeped her out by asking to see her boobies?
I have to admit this is pretty hilarious. The best part is that it sounds almost plausible.
OP: you're never supposed to ASK a concubine, you're clearly in a position to TAKE, so just go for it! As far as developing normal human social skills, I wouldn't put yourself through the stress of trying.
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi



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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: THT]
#26930472 - 09/11/20 05:54 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Saudi royalty that just hit puberty and now, on a whim, wants to see the maid’s boobies immediately.... or else....
This OP....
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pachoo
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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: THT] 1
#26931072 - 09/12/20 01:08 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
THT said: OP: you're never supposed to ASK a concubine, you're clearly in a position to TAKE, so just go for it! As far as developing normal human social skills, I wouldn't put yourself through the stress of trying.

Hey! Excuse yourself. Consent is sexy.
Also some of these ‘serious’ replies. Omg.... oh em gee. “Alpha” men? Talking about women being like any other primates? Give me a break.
Glad to see there’s a good amount of replies that look at this in opposition. Appreciate it other fellas.
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pineninja
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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: pachoo] 1
#26931093 - 09/12/20 01:31 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Stop messing up their stats
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poofdargon
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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: pineninja]
#26931617 - 09/12/20 11:12 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I know I should say that the concept of the alpha male is a myth but why shatter illusions when I can leave them be.
-------------------- You think yourself immune to madness? Are you certain it has yet to take hold? I'm gonna be the greatest music star in all of Riboflavin. -Grup
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