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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Invisiblebudmanman
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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: Spiralspider]
    #26922816 - 09/07/20 10:57 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Don't worry they all get old and fat and then they will want you and you will have your chance to raise 3 of their kids.


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Everything I have ever said is total bogus bs I am full of crud therefore everything I say should never be taken literal.

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OfflineInnerWisdom
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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: budmanman]
    #26922824 - 09/07/20 11:05 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Entertaining thread.
What's with the title? You didn't get laid, so how are you/your nuts?
:lol:


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OfflineBrian Jones
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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: InnerWisdom] * 1
    #26928468 - 09/10/20 02:56 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Trying to get laid frequently involves getting a bit nuts, or at least suspending normal judgement, but that doesn't stop too many guys.


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I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: Brian Jones] * 3
    #26929424 - 09/11/20 06:22 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

This was funny, thank u OP.
That’s not how you do it.  Is English your first language  ?


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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26929898 - 09/11/20 12:16 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Are you some kind of Saudi-royalty douchebag or something? Your family "rules" the business she works for and "orders" her to come feed a dog even though you "could totally do it" and you creeped her out by asking to see her boobies?

I have to admit this is pretty hilarious. The best part is that it sounds almost plausible.


OP: you're never supposed to ASK a concubine, you're clearly in a position to TAKE, so just go for it! As far as developing normal human social skills, I wouldn't put yourself through the stress of trying.

:howyoudoing:


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: THT]
    #26930472 - 09/11/20 05:54 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Saudi royalty that just hit puberty and now, on a whim, wants to see the maid’s boobies immediately.... or else.... :pirate:

This OP....
:mypoorbrain:


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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: THT] * 1
    #26931072 - 09/12/20 01:08 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

THT said:
OP: you're never supposed to ASK a concubine, you're clearly in a position to TAKE, so just go for it! As far as developing normal human social skills, I wouldn't put yourself through the stress of trying.

:howyoudoing:





Hey! Excuse yourself. Consent is sexy.

:penisisevil:

Also some of these ‘serious’ replies. Omg.... oh em gee. “Alpha” men? Talking about women being like any other primates? Give me a break. :lol:

Glad to see there’s a good amount of replies that look at this in opposition. Appreciate it other fellas.


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Invisiblepineninja
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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #26931093 - 09/12/20 01:31 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Stop messing up their stats:mad2:


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Re: am i nuts to get laid? [Re: pineninja]
    #26931617 - 09/12/20 11:12 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I know I should say that the concept of the alpha male is a myth but why shatter illusions when I can leave them be.


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