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things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single
    #26918907 - 09/05/20 09:26 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

well the title says it all . maybe we can have some fun for a few days๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผ


things a mushroom cultivator may say or do that will keep them single or make them become single....


srry we cant go to my place cuz i got a psychedelic mushroom farm in my bedroom.

umm i cant make it tonite cuz im waiting on a tray that i planned on printing and im waiting for exactly the perfect time and i have to hover over it like a crazy person.

look im sorry i left you waiting there but i was just getting ready to leave and then i noticed that spores started dropping so i had no choice but to harvest right then n there.

i wasnt ignoring you i couldnt answer my phone or reply to your texts cuz my hands were completely covered in wet horse shit

oh no ๐Ÿคข plz tell me u didnt just cook dinner in that big pot and use that big spoon.

im sorry if your hot. but the windows need to be closed and the air conditioner has to be off cuz ive gtta pour agar pitri dishes when u leave here in an hour.

hey will you hold this big garbage bag open for me above the bath tub so i can dump this molded tray of horse manure and straw in there?

look im sorry i dont have any pictures of you on my phone. but my memory is full and i dont wanna lose any of my great shots.

you know its a really nice day out today. how about we take a drive out in the country and look for a house that has horses so i can see if i can walk their field and collect their poo.

for the last time your parents are gnna have to get a hotel room cuz i turned the spare room into a grow room/ lab area

oh quit ur cryin i think it smells good.

hey where did the tin foil go?? oh sorry i forget to tell u that i used the last of it for a print giveaway.

hey u cant take a bath tonite. ive got my trays soaking in a dish soap and bleach mix over night so i can clean the manure out easier cuz otherwise it gets stuck in all the cracks and grooves.

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im sure theres a ton more so  feel free to add to the list


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: jcm4620]
    #26919141 - 09/05/20 11:59 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Invite her/him for dinner and load your dehydrator full with PE


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: Goatrider]
    #26919183 - 09/05/20 12:24 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Aye girl wanna see my huge cock? -hands a PE-


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: Goatrider]
    #26919185 - 09/05/20 12:24 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

"Sorry, I did not make it last week I just birthed some cakes, sorry I can't make it this week I am waiting on pins. Next week is tough those pins are growing."


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: Yumyumyumyum]
    #26919206 - 09/05/20 12:37 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

"I swear I am a good guy, but what I do when I'm not with you is top secret..."


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: Funky Monkey]
    #26919208 - 09/05/20 12:38 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Her: Awww you got my kids their own little kiddie pools?!  You're so sweet!
Me:...


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: alaskappalachian]
    #26919241 - 09/05/20 12:53 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Look babe, your stench down there doesn`t bother me. I`m used to bacteria.


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: Funky Monkey]
    #26919242 - 09/05/20 12:54 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Funky Monkey said:
"I swear I am a good guy, but what I do when I'm not with you is top secret..."





lol been there done that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ met a girl one time at wally world while looking buyin totes and she asked if i was moving lol i said ya not thinkin the convo was goin past the next 2 min ended up having to keep that lie goin and not letting her come over cuz "the place wasnt ready yet"  til finaly she was convinced i was married and basicly freaked out and got told to fuck off ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ aaaahhhh good times good times๐Ÿ˜‚


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: Goatrider]
    #26919244 - 09/05/20 12:54 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Goatrider said:
Look babe, your stench down there doesn`t bother me. I`m used to bacteria.




๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: jcm4620]
    #26919272 - 09/05/20 01:03 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

After inoculation you put her old-fashioned in a bag for colonization.
Airtight of course  :rockon:


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: Goatrider]
    #26919312 - 09/05/20 01:16 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Goatrider said:
Look babe, your stench down there doesn`t bother me. I`m used to bacteria.




Gross :puke:

I knew a chick that was hella stinky, and I am embarrassed to admit I fucked her more than once in my early twenties, and luckily the condom was enough... But eating her out??? Shoot me.


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: Goatrider]
    #26919320 - 09/05/20 01:17 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

oh jesus christ i wish ud pay as much attention to me as you do to horse shit........well i need the horse shit


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: jcm4620]
    #26919328 - 09/05/20 01:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Well I can tell you that leaving a pc with its lid on the stove, jars in the sink and supplies all over the kitchen when your wife comes home is a great way to get yelled at


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: Wall.E]
    #26919340 - 09/05/20 01:24 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

"So what kind of foods do you make in that nice pressure cooker babe?"



...mushrooms?


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: lookintolearn]
    #26919341 - 09/05/20 01:25 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

literally shit on a shingle๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: jcm4620]
    #26919351 - 09/05/20 01:29 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I'm too fried to come up with something, but there's got to be something to with yeast infections... Someone else do the hard work, but please credit me for starting it off!

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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: coversall] * 1
    #26920293 - 09/05/20 11:03 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

"Why do you have so many tubs?"..."I have a passion for home storage solutions."

Sometimes I go to big box stores and wander the isles to looking at mini monos and mason jars.


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: the.raven]
    #26920768 - 09/06/20 09:20 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

hun have you seen those 2 new pyrex casserole dishes i just picked up last week for the bbq?? i cant seem to find em anywhere .......๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ....uhhh no cant say i have..... i didnt even see nuttn like that when i carried the groceries in... u sure u didnt leave them at the checkout๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: jcm4620]
    #26920861 - 09/06/20 10:00 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

You can tell this board is a buncha neck beards  :lol:

Girl cultivator: whatever babe, my dicks are bigger than yours!


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Re: things a mushroom cultivator may say or do to either stay single or become single [Re: natedawgnow]
    #26920865 - 09/06/20 10:07 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Look it's not easy to get to the shops, this neck beard isn't a choice!


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