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Re: Danger of posting grows? [Re: jcm4620]
#26917613 - 09/04/20 02:57 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol my wifes heard all but the last one
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Re: Danger of posting grows? [Re: jcm4620]
#26917730 - 09/04/20 04:10 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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jcm4620 said: things a single mushroom cultivator may do or say that will keep them single....
srry we cant go to my place cuz i got a psychedelic mushroom farm in my bedroom
umm i cant make it tonite cuz im waiting on a tray that i planned on printing and im waiting for exactly the perfect time and i have to hover over it like a crazy person.
sorry i left you waiting there but i was just getting ready to leave and then i noticed that spores started dropping so i had no choice but to harvest right then n there
i couldnt answer my phone or reply to your texts cuz my hands were completely covered in wet horse shit
oh no π€’ plz tell me u didnt just cook dinner in that big pot and use that big spoon.
im sorry if your hot. but the windows need to be closed and the air conditioner has to be off cuz ive gtta pour agar pitri dishes when u leave in an hour.
will you hold this big garbage bag open for me so i can dump this molded tray of hose manure and straw in there?
look im sorry i dont have any pictures of you on my phone. but my memory is full and i dont wanna lose any of my great shots.
πππ feel free to add to the list
This is lelz.
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Re: Danger of posting grows? [Re: Stipe-n Cap]
#26917768 - 09/04/20 04:29 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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goatchild said: Few months ago I was going around the Shroomery's old members posts, and I got curious about who created the Shroomery and stuff, so I got to find a post or text somewhere in the Shroomery written by the creator of Shroomery. He wrote something about Shroomery was never forced to give out information to authorities about its users or something. I mean I might be wrong but it was something along those lines because after reading the text I felt more safe and reassured. I'm too lazy to search for the link. It's here somewhere.
it's probably one of Ythan's first posts
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jcm4620
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no its actually in the privacy policy
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Re: Danger of posting grows? [Re: natedawgnow]
#26918250 - 09/04/20 09:14 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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natedawgnow said: What you guys lack is a woman who is ride or die 
Teach her how to cult and take pics of her doing it just in case 
Even that wouldn't work if she simply says "he made me do it" π₯³
Trust No Bitches. Of any gender.
The only ride or die for me that ever panned out for me was me.
If you can't do your dirt by yourself and keep your mouth shut about it to even your closest loved ones then don't do it. Just the standard I strive for, I'm not perfect either. I've let an ex know I grow mush... But usually I tell chicks and dudes alike, if you aren't directly involved out of sheer necessity, then you don't need to know. It keeps us both safe. I work on the assumption that the people I would dane to tell anything to would be close enough to me that they themselves may not intentionally do anything to get me jammed up, but that time they have a cocktail too many and let it slip to their best girlfriend of 20 years thinking her closest friend wouldn't say anything to anyone... And the spiral begins. What they don't know they can't accidentally let slip. It's best for op-sec and relationship-sec to keep dirt and romance separate. Totally separate. That is if you want to be successful at both. Bonnie and Clyde is a romantic idea but even the gold standard of having a ride or die chick... well, look how that one ended, and that's what we want??? A bonnie? I'd rather a Karen that keeps her mouth shut and doesn't ask questions any day. π
"Baby we will both be happier and safer if you don't ask questions. I care about you enough not to put you at risk of being culpable for anything I do by having knowledge of it, and I wouldn't put you in the unfortunate position of having to choose between your self preservation, and your loyalty to me."
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natedawgnow said: The truth is that mushroom cult is such an integral part of my life that I couldnt truly say I loved someone if I had to keep it from them, or that they could love me if they dont support it.
Fair enough, fair enough indeed. Touche good sir.

Life is for living lol, do your thang big Dawg. If only we could all be so lucky in the lady department 
I guess my life experiences made me a little jaded, and I have an acute allergy to doing anymore prison time...
I admire what other people have with their Bonnie and Clyde type of ladies even when I know it's doomed for failure, but I am in awe when I see it working out for the long haul lol, Kudos my man.
Blessings and Prosperity π
Edited by Funky Monkey (09/05/20 10:36 AM)
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Re: Danger of posting grows? [Re: jcm4620] 1
#26918274 - 09/04/20 09:33 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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jcm4620 said: things a single mushroom cultivator may do or say that will keep them single....
srry we cant go to my place cuz i got a psychedelic mushroom farm in my bedroom
umm i cant make it tonite cuz im waiting on a tray that i planned on printing and im waiting for exactly the perfect time and i have to hover over it like a crazy person.
sorry i left you waiting there but i was just getting ready to leave and then i noticed that spores started dropping so i had no choice but to harvest right then n there
i couldnt answer my phone or reply to your texts cuz my hands were completely covered in wet horse shit
oh no π€’ plz tell me u didnt just cook dinner in that big pot and use that big spoon.
im sorry if your hot. but the windows need to be closed and the air conditioner has to be off cuz ive gtta pour agar pitri dishes when u leave in an hour.
will you hold this big garbage bag open for me so i can dump this molded tray of hose manure and straw in there?
look im sorry i dont have any pictures of you on my phone. but my memory is full and i dont wanna lose any of my great shots.
πππ feel free to add to the list
YOOOO, this needs to be its own ongoing thread! For real bro, get it started man! My girl was looking at me crazy as I was sitting here laughing like a silly bitch lol πππ
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Why does your house smell like a farm, well you see I just cooked up two pillowcases of horse manure and I PCed 18qts of grain this morning.
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Re: Danger of posting grows? [Re: MH5109]
#26918369 - 09/04/20 10:52 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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No amount of time worth worrying will change what will happen anyway. The fear is what they use as control, and that's pretty much as far as it goes most the time. I won't live my life in fear, but I also wouldn't want to expose myself willingly.
Just do what you want and what you believe is right and true in this life, and don't worry about it. 1 day of living truly is worth more than a life time of living untrue to yourself or in fear because the days spent living that way, are in fact not living at all!
-------------------- "In The Material World One seeks retirement and grows Old In The Magical World One seeks Enlightenment and grows Wiser In The Miraculous World One seeks nothing and grows Lighter As we all tread the Homeward Path we will explore many Realms And one day... we will all Realize that all experiences are Simply Different ways in which The All-That Is Perceives Itself"
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Re: Danger of posting grows? [Re: jcm4620]
#26918536 - 09/05/20 01:46 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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jcm4620 said:πππ feel free to add to the list
Uhh...may i cut out a tiny piece from you? I wanna clone you to get a perfect girl
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Funky Monkey said:
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jcm4620 said: things a single mushroom cultivator may do or say that will keep them single....
srry we cant go to my place cuz i got a psychedelic mushroom farm in my bedroom
umm i cant make it tonite cuz im waiting on a tray that i planned on printing and im waiting for exactly the perfect time and i have to hover over it like a crazy person.
sorry i left you waiting there but i was just getting ready to leave and then i noticed that spores started dropping so i had no choice but to harvest right then n there
i couldnt answer my phone or reply to your texts cuz my hands were completely covered in wet horse shit
oh no π€’ plz tell me u didnt just cook dinner in that big pot and use that big spoon.
im sorry if your hot. but the windows need to be closed and the air conditioner has to be off cuz ive gtta pour agar pitri dishes when u leave in an hour.
will you hold this big garbage bag open for me so i can dump this molded tray of hose manure and straw in there?
look im sorry i dont have any pictures of you on my phone. but my memory is full and i dont wanna lose any of my great shots.
πππ feel free to add to the list
YOOOO, this needs to be its own ongoing thread! For real bro, get it started man! My girl was looking at me crazy as I was sitting here laughing like a silly bitch lol πππ
lol ya that could maybe b a fun one
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Shenmue
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Re: Danger of posting grows? [Re: Stipe-n Cap]
#26918841 - 09/05/20 08:43 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Almost everyone I know that has been busted is because of a woman lol. The best thing you can do if you're married or have a girlfriend is grow truffles and not tell her anything .. If you're single nows the time to grow mushrooms! Vacuum seal a bunch of 4-5g doses with silica gel Packets. After you vacuum seal them put them in bags that you can't see through then heat seal them up. Stick them in the bottom of a freezer and keep your mouth shut. She won't know what it is and if she asks you just say its some type of supplement. They'll last many years ....
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Re: Danger of posting grows? [Re: jcm4620]
#26918846 - 09/05/20 08:46 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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jcm4620 said: things a single mushroom cultivator may do or say that will keep them single....
srry we cant go to my place cuz i got a psychedelic mushroom farm in my bedroom
umm i cant make it tonite cuz im waiting on a tray that i planned on printing and im waiting for exactly the perfect time and i have to hover over it like a crazy person.
sorry i left you waiting there but i was just getting ready to leave and then i noticed that spores started dropping so i had no choice but to harvest right then n there
i couldnt answer my phone or reply to your texts cuz my hands were completely covered in wet horse shit
oh no π€’ plz tell me u didnt just cook dinner in that big pot and use that big spoon.
im sorry if your hot. but the windows need to be closed and the air conditioner has to be off cuz ive gtta pour agar pitri dishes when u leave in an hour.
will you hold this big garbage bag open for me so i can dump this molded tray of hose manure and straw in there?
look im sorry i dont have any pictures of you on my phone. but my memory is full and i dont wanna lose any of my great shots.
πππ feel free to add to the list
Fucking 1337
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Re: Danger of posting grows? [Re: Eclipse3130]
#26918885 - 09/05/20 09:08 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Eclipse3130 said: No amount of time worth worrying will change what will happen anyway. The fear is what they use as control, and that's pretty much as far as it goes most the time. I won't live my life in fear, but I also wouldn't want to expose myself willingly.
Just do what you want and what you believe is right and true in this life, and don't worry about it. 1 day of living truly is worth more than a life time of living untrue to yourself or in fear because the days spent living that way, are in fact not living at all!
Yeah except if you're careless and end up in a US prison you'll have to be segregated racially into gangs, New guys often have to carry weapons and contraband. If you get caught, your simple drug possession can quickly turn into an extended stay. Sweat now so you don't bleed later, so to speak. A little caution and fear goes a long way.
Sometimes you have no choice, check this out. 2 years on a weed growing case turns into 15 years and the guy had no choice.
Everyone who lives in the US growing a felony quantity of anything should be getting in shape and growing some thick ass skin now, just in case. Fuck, you could go in on parking tickets and still get told to do something that lands you a couple years while you're in. It's no joke that the United States has the highest prison population rate in the world, at 716 per 100,000 people.
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Re: Danger of posting grows? [Re: Stipe-n Cap]
#26918921 - 09/05/20 09:35 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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US prison is not fun. Like a prison in the deep south built out of old slave quarters from the civil war with no air conditioning in the middle of a swamp complete with forced labor (like standing in the back of a truck bed full of steaming hot tar in 100 degree heat and slinging the tar out with a steel shovel for 10 hours a day or maybe blasting out culverts cheast deep in the blackwater of a putrid swamp for instance), brown water, communal showers, daily brawls... and maybe say...oh... that was a step up from your level 3 facility where you were housed with people with multiple life sentences and most of your cellies had sentences over 100yrs... let's say... and you spent 23 hrs per day (when not on lockdown) in a 8x8 box. Take. This. Shit. Seriously. Believe me. You don't want none. That said, I feel much safer on the Shroomery than in other situations relating to cultivation. By far.
-------------------- "First we build the tools, then they build us." THE 49th MYCOJOURNAL: Exotics, Auroras, and Entities
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Shenmue
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alaskappalachian said: US prison is not fun. Like a prison in the deep south built out of old slave quarters from the civil war with no air conditioning in the middle of a swamp complete with forced labor (like standing in the back of a truck bed full of steaming hot tar in 100 degree heat and slinging the tar out with a steel shovel for 10 hours a day or maybe blasting out culverts cheast deep in the blackwater of a putrid swamp for instance), brown water, communal showers, daily brawls... and maybe say...oh... that was a step up from your level 3 facility where you were housed with people with multiple life sentences and most of your cellies had sentences over 100yrs... let's say... and you spent 23 hrs per day (when not on lockdown) in a 8x8 box. Take. This. Shit. Seriously. Believe me. You don't want none. That said, I feel much safer on the Shroomery than in other situations relating to cultivation. By far.
I took human services and corrections after high school and we visited all of the prisons in my state. Would you like to know what I seen? I seen people shooting pool, tvs, cigarette smoking outside. People got to take care of dogs and they even had a weight lifting room. Very hardcore let me tell you ... Prison in the United States isn't as bad as you see in the movies. That's one of the reasons people aren't afraid to go back.
Don't get me wrong I don't want to go there. I would commit suicide before doing life in prison.
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Lot's of peiple here have had problems with opiates or other hard drugs, prison is a relapse waiting to happen, drugs in prison are a stabbing waiting to happen. Shit can get real pretty quick. I just had a scare with an ex gf and dumbed everything that could be even remotely considered illegal. The only spores that I have are pans that jcm sent me, other than that I'm gtg. Not a single culture, nothing.
I'll be much more careful in the future. I'm sure things are better in our criminal system in Canada, but being on the second to last tier of hell as apposed to the bottom isn't any consolation in my eye's. OPSEC is key.
...lol, when did you do that? They don't give prisoners fucking pool ques and weight stacks anymore for good reason. I'm sure things are pretty layed back at a level 1 but still...
Check out this guy's channel
https://www.youtube.com/c/GPPenitentiaryLifeWesWatson
Edited by Stipe-n Cap (09/05/20 10:15 AM)
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alaskappalachian
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Re: Danger of posting grows? [Re: Shenmue]
#26918998 - 09/05/20 10:21 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shenmue said:
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alaskappalachian said: US prison is not fun. Like a prison in the deep south built out of old slave quarters from the civil war with no air conditioning in the middle of a swamp complete with forced labor (like standing in the back of a truck bed full of steaming hot tar in 100 degree heat and slinging the tar out with a steel shovel for 10 hours a day or maybe blasting out culverts cheast deep in the blackwater of a putrid swamp for instance), brown water, communal showers, daily brawls... and maybe say...oh... that was a step up from your level 3 facility where you were housed with people with multiple life sentences and most of your cellies had sentences over 100yrs... let's say... and you spent 23 hrs per day (when not on lockdown) in a 8x8 box. Take. This. Shit. Seriously. Believe me. You don't want none. That said, I feel much safer on the Shroomery than in other situations relating to cultivation. By far.
I took human services and corrections after high school and we visited all of the prisons in my state. Would you like to know what I seen? I seen people shooting pool, tvs, cigarette smoking outside. People got to take care of dogs and they even had a weight lifting room. Very hardcore let me tell you ... Prison in the United States isn't as bad as you see in the movies. That's one of the reasons people aren't afraid to go back.
Don't get me wrong I don't want to go there. I would commit suicide before doing life in prison.
I was telling you EXACTLY what MY experience in prison is. From state to state prisons differ drastically. There were no pool tables, no rec facility, no heat, no ac, forced hard labor, etc. So fuck whatever you saw. Your tour during a class is about as representative of conditions in prisons I was housed in as conditions on Mars are to Earth. I had to do a considerable stretch in a horrible conditions in a state with virtually no regulatory measures in place for prisoners. There are federal facilities that are as you describe, and plenty like the ones I went to. In the southeast, there are horrible prisons and I didn't take a tour through one for a class. I had a portion of my life taken by them. Your comment is infuriatingly misinformed, respectfully.
-------------------- "First we build the tools, then they build us." THE 49th MYCOJOURNAL: Exotics, Auroras, and Entities
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alaskappalachian said:
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Shenmue said:
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alaskappalachian said: US prison is not fun. Like a prison in the deep south built out of old slave quarters from the civil war with no air conditioning in the middle of a swamp complete with forced labor (like standing in the back of a truck bed full of steaming hot tar in 100 degree heat and slinging the tar out with a steel shovel for 10 hours a day or maybe blasting out culverts cheast deep in the blackwater of a putrid swamp for instance), brown water, communal showers, daily brawls... and maybe say...oh... that was a step up from your level 3 facility where you were housed with people with multiple life sentences and most of your cellies had sentences over 100yrs... let's say... and you spent 23 hrs per day (when not on lockdown) in a 8x8 box. Take. This. Shit. Seriously. Believe me. You don't want none. That said, I feel much safer on the Shroomery than in other situations relating to cultivation. By far.
I took human services and corrections after high school and we visited all of the prisons in my state. Would you like to know what I seen? I seen people shooting pool, tvs, cigarette smoking outside. People got to take care of dogs and they even had a weight lifting room. Very hardcore let me tell you ... Prison in the United States isn't as bad as you see in the movies. That's one of the reasons people aren't afraid to go back.
Don't get me wrong I don't want to go there. I would commit suicide before doing life in prison.
I was telling you EXACTLY what MY experience in prison is. From state to state prisons differ drastically. There were no pool tables, no rec facility, no heat, no ac, forced hard labor, etc. So fuck whatever you saw. Your tour during a class is about as representative of conditions in prisons I was housed in as conditions on Mars are to Earth. I had to do a considerable stretch in a horrible conditions in a state with virtually no regulatory measures in place for prisoners. There are federal facilities that are as you describe, and plenty like the ones I went to. In the southeast, there are horrible prisons and I didn't take a tour through one for a class. I had a portion of my life taken by them.
Yeah it must be different in your state. I honestly did visit my states prisons. I even seen the female ones. Believe it or not but some of the women in their are hot ... It's like they say the hot ones are always crazy lol..
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Re: Danger of posting grows? [Re: Shenmue]
#26919024 - 09/05/20 10:32 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes it was godawful. Awful. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Indescribably different from the facilities you took a tour of. That's why it's not "my state " anymore. That said, yeah... the hot ones are always crazy. Sorry I got a little shitty with you there but after having had to experience that it really infuriates me when people latch onto the view prisons are all the same or are funhouses of some sort due to (especially something like a tour with a class given with supervision with the blessing of the administrators for that facility. Maybe where they keep Cohen that's true but come on down to SC and do a stretch at a maximum security facility. Or even a level 2 with forced labor. It will generously defy your expectations. I'd rather be stuck back in Fallujah than back in corrections in the south for 1 hot second.
-------------------- "First we build the tools, then they build us." THE 49th MYCOJOURNAL: Exotics, Auroras, and Entities
Edited by alaskappalachian (09/05/20 10:44 AM)
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jcm4620 said: umm i cant make it tonite cuz im waiting on a tray that i planned on printing and im waiting for exactly the perfect time and i have to hover over it like a crazy person.
sorry i left you waiting there but i was just getting ready to leave and then i noticed that spores started dropping so i had no choice but to harvest right then n there
im sorry if your hot. but the windows need to be closed and the air conditioner has to be off cuz ive gtta pour agar pitri dishes when u leave in an hour.
Guilty as fuck here 
A few friends know i grow. They just think i grow weed, which is legal here.
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