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OfflineCracked Egg
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Celibacy and my confusion
    #26907309 - 08/30/20 09:12 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I know and understand the premise behind a path of celibacy. What I don't understand is the inner workings of it all. I would like to keep my post as simple as possible, but please feel free to go as in depth as you can.

Man #1...

Man #1 experiences a life changing event in his early 20s and decided to fallow the path of God. This walk of his works out so well he actually becomes a priest/ preacher in his early 30s. (I don't know how long it really takes)

Man #1 then decides to take that next step and becomes celibate.

Now a quick backstory of Man #1...

Growing up he always had a thing for girls/ women with freckles. (Completely random) he dated a few and even stuck to porn that included women with freckles. It's burned into his mind and his penis.

Fast forward to present day...

Man #1 has been celibate for a year now. No sexual contact whatsoever.

My questions..

Are they allowed to masturbate? If so, that kind of defeats the purpose. If not, how do they relieve themselves? It's a natural occurance that needs to happen due to blue balls.

Let's say Man #1 goes out with the boys. Towards the end of the night he encounters a beautiful woman with freckles. The sexual tension between them is a natural explosion. Of course he respectfully ends the convo and goes home.

Does he break his vow or does he go to sleep?

I am and have been sexually active for quite sometime, especially with my wife of 15 years. However, there are points in my life where not too much of anything was going on. Not even an  rug and tug on the old hot stick. What ended happening was I was slammed with a wet dream in the middle of the night.

Are blue balls and wet dreams the only future a celibate preacher has to look forward to?


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #26907501 - 08/30/20 10:47 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Are blue balls and wet dreams the only future a celibate preacher has to look forward to?




I think a lot of them pretend to follow it more strictly than they really do.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: psi]
    #26907505 - 08/30/20 10:50 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Not sure about other forms, but in Catholic church (aside from little boys) the only way you are allowed to get off is in your dreams. (Former catholic...couldn't resist joke.)


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Edited by Ice9 (08/30/20 10:51 AM)


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: Ice9]
    #26907766 - 08/30/20 12:17 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah even masturbation is a mortal sin for everyone. If you die before confessing you go to hell. But if you do confess all the time then you're covered. And a bunch of actually terrible acts are still only mortal sins, those are supposed to be the worst category of sins.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: psi]
    #26907909 - 08/30/20 01:26 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I think it's to avoid Satan in the form of microorganisms.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: Shiithead]
    #26907976 - 08/30/20 02:01 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Have sex - just not with someone in your congregation, or family, or a minor.  And make sure it’s ethical - open, bright, clear/honest. 

It’s natural!  Perfectly natural.  Perfectly perfectly natural & good.

Or become a Buddhist. 

Our monks/priests can and do marry & do the sex.  Especially in Mahāyāna schools.

have much fun.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26907985 - 08/30/20 02:07 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

If people waited to have sex after marriage there would be less STDs. Look at STD rates now vs when Tinder didn't exist. It's rampant. Like the cordyceps mushroom or rabies virus influences it's host, I'm positive some STDs control their host to make them have more sex to transmit the disease. This is purely speculation though.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #26908092 - 08/30/20 02:58 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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If people waited to have sex after marriage there would be less STDs. Look at STD rates now vs when Tinder didn't exist. It's rampant. Like the cordyceps mushroom or rabies virus influences it's host, I'm positive some STDs control their host to make them have more sex to transmit the disease. This is purely speculation though.



Not having sex until marriage also means either getting married quickly and or when you are young. It means getting 0 pussy until you are ready to get married which isn't good for you in the slightest. It was the absolute worse lie I've been told in my life. Left me very confused and a virgin much longer then I wanted to be.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #26908107 - 08/30/20 03:01 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I'd rather deal with my own chemical urges instead of an STD's. :cookiemonster:

Like I said, stds are running rampant right now. We could use some restraint.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
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The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #26908133 - 08/30/20 03:12 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Sure but I've tried it that way and wht happens is even your friends that fuck an ungodly amount people never get a damn thing. For the most part if you just don't go around fucking 20$ hookers without a condom and you're just dating you shouldn't be too worried about stds to the point where it makes you have no sex at all. That's like not falling in love to not get a broken heart, in the end you have nothing but regrets.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #26908272 - 08/30/20 04:14 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

i think this is a christian priest question.

i would start with this asking the question:  why are priests celibate?  what is the objective they are trying to achieve, or what statement are they trying to make?

from there, i would consider the symbolism of "celibacy"

i think this is particularly important because, i don't know about you or anyone else, but it is actually quite difficult to get laid.  like, it's really expensive, really time consuming, psychologically traumatizing, and that's before you even get to the sex stuff.  if you happen to meet a girl who thinks more like a guy i would bet $100 chances are she might be more interested in talking to you than having sex with you.

so...  given that it's actually quite easy to remain celibate, again, ask what objective is this a vehicle for attaining and what is the symbolism.

i mean you could come up with a bajillion reasons if you don't mind being nonchalant...  are they trying to set an age below which intercourse is bad?  are they trying to entice the inner devil in the population?  do they know more about STDs than everyone else?  do they know something about the effects that a relationship has on you?  are they just demonstrating that there are things to live for outside of getting sex?  are they talking not about sex but about white crosses?  is there a secret circle of watchers, "God" in a form, that would provide a path for you if you were so diligently ascetic?

maybe you could strive to attain the ultimate objective by another means, though not a priest in true form, you might still be a vector of the same strength.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: stimpson]
    #26908295 - 08/30/20 04:22 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

you know, personally...  i think some other cultures hit the nail on the head with regard to chicks.

if i had robust enough span of power, i would find guys that i get along well with, and put him in her.  attempt to implant particularly interesting egos in hot looking females.

then, you know, you have a fucking ridic friend with bong legs and tits.  how could that go bad...?

but maybe i'm weird?


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: stimpson]
    #26908414 - 08/30/20 05:16 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

With the priests I think a big part of it is that they want them not to have families so they don't have divided loyalties.


Orthodox Christians have had married priests the whole time I think. There are even some married Catholic priests. Converts from certain churches become Catholic priests automatically if they were ordained in the original church. Even if they are married.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: psi]
    #26908453 - 08/30/20 05:36 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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With the priests I think a big part of it is that they want them not to have families so they don't have divided loyalties.


Orthodox Christians have had married priests the whole time I think. There are even some married Catholic priests. Converts from certain churches become Catholic priests automatically if they were ordained in the original church. Even if they are married.




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Church demands focus.

Church respects sanctity of marriage.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #26908496 - 08/30/20 05:59 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Catholics may not fap under any circumstances, so no matter which catholic you are, no one is allowed to masturbate. So that ends that.

Celibacy means reserving yourself for God and thus, not having sex at all.

For catholic priests, the penis is for peeing only.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26908523 - 08/30/20 06:13 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: Asante]
    #26908557 - 08/30/20 06:27 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Catholics may not fap under any circumstances, so no matter which catholic you are, no one is allowed to masturbate. So that ends that.

Celibacy means reserving yourself for God and thus, not having sex at all.

For catholic priests, the penis is for peeing only.



But because they must confess to each other, they know whether their colleagues are really following the rules or "giving into temptation". And if their colleagues are into some way fucked up shit then they will hear about that too.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: Asante]
    #26908600 - 08/30/20 06:53 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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For catholic priests, the penis is for peeing only.



Whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?....jking I dont wanna get banned.


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: The Influence]
    #26908607 - 08/30/20 06:57 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Masturbate your celibacy with confusion.  It's the only way


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Re: Celibacy and my confusion [Re: The Influence]
    #26909093 - 08/31/20 05:10 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

Asante said:
For catholic priests, the penis is for peeing only.



Whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?....jking I dont wanna get banned.




Please msg me the answer.


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