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post graph completion
    #26906417 - 08/29/20 06:09 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

wanna show yall my post graph completion and also a story on mothers day horoscope and my recent electrocution!!!

Here's the post graph:



Now on the topic for my recent lecktrocution, I've been doing good now I have a bit of money and I bought this car. I got into the argument with my buddy which is a roommate of mine and I drove my car. Just kept driving until it started to bunny hop because the transmission sensor blew up on my dodge caravan 2005. So now im driving and every time the RPM goes up to change gear the whole dash starts lurching repeatedly bunny hopping all over the place almost head-on collision. So I just keep driving (remember, im pissed off from the argument) but now im on the highway at 30-40 miles an hour on downswings etc etc.

So finally, I get under these high-tension power lines on the highway where the lines cross over the road and there's a bridge under these high-tension lines and far back about 500 feet is the train tracks, were in the middle of april just before 4/20 this year 2020 there is over 3 feet of snow everywhere you look.... and the car just dies there right where the high-tension lines cross over the highway. the car is reading no oil on the dash or whatever happend. I just go in the back of my car, grab some morning glory seeds, over 5 packages.... over 50 seeds for sure
making care to not drop any, I eat all of them.
I also packed a bunch of other types of flower seeds to spread around my body at the top of the hill, is what I later found out why They were brought w/ me.

Now, im bunched up behind the driver seat of my car and im waiting for any incomming traffic to pass before tearing the door open and w/ a quarter im undoing the license plates on my car, chucking those in the ditch and packing my papers and wallet w/ me. Im pushin the caravan into the ditch in . I finally get that thing in there good and now im dashing for the tree line, again, after waiting for the traffic to allow a safe getaway.

Im climbing the snow, everywhere I go is just a seeping hole where im standing. I remember sitting on this downed tree so I could carry my boots across the river. Im sneaking by the traintracks like im 10 years old agin, and im climbing this hill on top is these high tension lines and all I can hear around me is white screen TV.

I make it to the top and im in the bush now just spreading random tree crap on the ground where im spending the night. Wake up next day feeling fine, had a really long night in fetal position. I start hiking back to the highway now. I figured theres no way I can slice myself open on my own after I had a vision of a dude in gold and white wearing a cloak with two chandeliers in hands, in front sits his disciples they are a few of them counting.

\So im just walking back the same way I came follow my snow-footsteps is easy enough to find way back. Now I feel like shit, Im blacking out and Im looking at glimpses of my hands holding me up against a tree, black, glimpse, black, on on on. Get back to the highway that day, its dusk now and its overcast not sunny anymore and its dark w/ traffic zooming back and forth and im just sitting against this concrete on the bridge under the high tension lines. I literally cant feel my hands, Im frozen solid I figure.

Some time later, I stand in the middle of the road to get my ride out. He pulls over and Im hopping in. brings me to a ski hill nearby and makes a call for an ambulance. These guys came over full fucking mask and everything they are pricking my finger for bloodsugar and shit. I spend overnight in hell at the hospital felt like i was dying. Made the calll for buddy to come pick me up, im weeping on the phone for half an hour...

Now its 5 months later, the number 5 for my birth month.... and I feel a little bit better. Shock from hightension is something you cant feel.... it makes glowsticks flare right up, high tension. all the tiny twitching nerves that commute your bodies fluidity -movements all shoot up at once burning away leaving you a dangling paralyzed mess. After my incident, I remember eating entire tubs of ice cream and crying to sleep, feeling the entirety of destruction... all my years grwoing for nothing. I thought it was permanent but today Im feeling better, ive undone most of the knots in my back and my fingers have grip strength when im clipping my nails, etc etc..

Thats my story! research the internet, theres not much information on high tension incidents but all i can do is double dare you.

thanks for reading


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Re: post graph completion [Re: Perusha_Kyuden]
    #26908178 - 08/30/20 03:28 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

That sounds intense, I got lost a couple times reading this... Not sure I get it.


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Re: post graph completion [Re: Kmacmo]
    #26908194 - 08/30/20 03:35 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

i got lost


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Re: post graph completion [Re: Perusha_Kyuden]
    #26908196 - 08/30/20 03:36 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

like i said, youre double dared to walk under high tension power lines next winter. if i were you, id leave my steel toe boots at home and pack some rubbers.


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