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FrancoAmerican
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Covid Comedy
#26898219 - 08/25/20 06:43 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Is it too soon?
I donβt think so -
so much anger has been spent arguing about the pandemic.
Can someone post some funny covid shit?
I think we all need to take a day off from the seriousness of life and preserve our mental health.
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christopera
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I'm already over it, as I think many are. I've been writing standup for years (as a hobby) and I just skipped over COVID with my writing. I don't want to think about it any more than I already have to.
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gopher
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I saw a covid parody video done by some Asian (I think) chick in Austrailia (I think) but it was back in like feb/march so I dont remember any lines verbatim or even what song she was parodying, so I cant find it again
I tried typing in covid parody in youtube and there is like thousands of videos, im sure some of them are good, but I dont feel like watching any of them, I wanted to find the one I saw near the beginning of the pandemic to post in this thread
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larry.fisherman
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I've definitely heard some covid comedy. Nothing off the top of my head but it was probably Mark Normand or Steve Hofstetter. There's a bunch of comedians still trying to do their thing
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Asante
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Is it too soon for 9/11 humor while people are still plunging to their deaths, the towers havent fallen and the planes are still in the sky?
Thats kinda where we are with the COVID situation now.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Covid Comedy [Re: Asante] 1
#26898298 - 08/25/20 08:00 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Have you seen those people with walking around with the holes in their mask? 
If we start calling them "glory holes" they'll stop completely, but if they don't you know you have a date. Either way works out.
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christopera
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Most of the new comedy is coming out in podcasts and youtube channels as a result of COVID. I am trying to organize some live stuff at a brewery that has a popup bar with an outdoor stage. If it happens, it will be interesting to see how much COVID content there is.
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Nonagon Infinity
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It's too bad that there aren't more jokes about COVID-19 going around the Internet these days... They would have gone viral.
Okay I'll stop now.
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Hartford
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HamHead
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Re: Covid Comedy [Re: Hartford]
#26898525 - 08/25/20 11:10 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hartford said:

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Sugabearcrisp
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Re: Covid Comedy [Re: Hartford] 5
#26898528 - 08/25/20 11:10 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Before covid I would cough to hide a fart, now I fart to hide a cough
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foragedfungus



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Mushroom hunting often leads to tick bites. Now with this pandemic we have to worry about corona and lyme.
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Yeetusdeetus


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Thatβs if youβre on the east coast, if youβre down south you should be more worried about those lone star fuckers
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InfiniteDreams


Registered: 10/25/19
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COVID has been a comedy since March.
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Hartford
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Niffla



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Re: Covid Comedy [Re: Hartford] 1
#26904930 - 08/28/20 08:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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So what's up with this covid-19 thing everyone? Am I right?
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Niffla



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Re: Covid Comedy [Re: Niffla] 2
#26904931 - 08/28/20 08:32 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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damn I just bombed hard
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Shiithead
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Re: Covid Comedy [Re: Niffla]
#26905138 - 08/28/20 09:57 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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This guy rolls out all the hits.
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Shiithead
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Every time a teacher talks about covid I start dry heaving and coughing. No one thinks it's funny but me.
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spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



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Your mom.....has covid
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