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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Srirachi]
    #26903498 - 08/28/20 05:23 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I've worked things so big it'd make you pucker. Believe it.

Fire arms and free health care!


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Spaghettio73] * 1
    #26903578 - 08/28/20 06:49 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Water guns are pretty cool in the summer time.


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Spaghettio73] * 1
    #26903590 - 08/28/20 06:55 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I don't understand the "make you pucker" bit.

Do you make strange faces while you cycle your .32, or do you throw very large lemons at attackers?


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Srirachi]
    #26903597 - 08/28/20 06:59 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

He may mean that heavy firepower makes his sphincter tight.


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #26903639 - 08/28/20 07:32 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Ha ha - sure

My humor doesn't always hit the mark but you get it.


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Spaghettio73] * 2
    #26903717 - 08/28/20 08:34 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, same here - I don't necessarily mean anything I say, but I like to post provocative statements to stimulate conversation :lol:

For example, even though I'm pretty right wing, I am making fun of those people on my side who say polarizing things like my first post in this thread. It's a broad generalization about people who make up about half the population of the country, so without even delving into the topic, critical thinking skills allow one to reject the statement immediately merely on the basis of the logical fallacy it is constructed on.

An extra layer of humor is added, for me at least, when the people I'm making fun of say "fuck yeah man," and the people who should get a kick out of me making fun of their ideological opponents get super butthurt. Sometimes, they'll even write me a wall of text, complete with wikipedia copy pasta and links to CNN Opinion and HuffPo articles, explaining in four-part harmony, which is incredibly funny to me, because I not only post TLDR, I actually don't read it.

Obviously, bullets don't ask about your politics.

Except for AK-47s, which, being Russian, clearly support Trump.


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #26903806 - 08/28/20 09:43 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Srirachi said:
Yeah, same here - I don't necessarily mean anything I say, but I like to post provocative statements to stimulate conversation :lol:

For example, even though I'm pretty right wing, I am making fun of those people on my side who say polarizing things like my first post in this thread. It's a broad generalization about people who make up about half the population of the country, so without even delving into the topic, critical thinking skills allow one to reject the statement immediately merely on the basis of the logical fallacy it is constructed on.

An extra layer of humor is added, for me at least, when the people I'm making fun of say "fuck yeah man," and the people who should get a kick out of me making fun of their ideological opponents get super butthurt. Sometimes, they'll even write me a wall of text, complete with wikipedia copy pasta and links to CNN Opinion and HuffPo articles, explaining in four-part harmony, which is incredibly funny to me, because I not only post TLDR, I actually don't read it.

Obviously, bullets don't ask about your politics.

Except for AK-47s, which, being Russian, clearly support Trump.





I fucking love it!

I needed that chuckle this morning. Thank you

And a pot of coffee. I knew brownies before a charity dinner would make for a rough Friday. No sleep at all!

If everyone were able to entertain an idea without buying into it or having to "stand for something" we would be bored shitless.

I look around at the current divide from the pipeline of self defeating beliefs and willful ignorance handed down in the name of devotion and promise of things to come. Why? Why is everyone so afraid to question everything? It is no wonder we are a mess. Running from the responsibility of our actions.

Anyway.. Sorry but I do ramble.

Folks are certainly confused by me and then my humor pushes them over the edge. I'm responsible for a company and my teams but act half my age. My sexual preference cannot be determined until I make a joke or just casually mention my partner. It's as if folks prefer their gays nice and flaming. Then I hunt, fish, own guns, and enjoy sleeping in the dirt. Immediately followed by putting on a tux and to endure a fancy event of plastic drones. Across it all I find myself questioning everything and giggling at how uptight and ridiculous we are. My people come to enjoy the comfort of being an open book with me and we perpetuate a culture of immediate forgiveness with the understanding your energy follows your focus and creates your reality. You will find what you seek. Want problems? You will find them. There is power in our thoughts and words . All bound by the ability to laugh at ourselves and situations. It must be exhausting to spend so much energy and thought bending to the expectation of others. But i thought you didn't fall for just anything? Mom and Dad would never steer us wrong. Well maybe a few white lies for control. 

Catching people off guard with provocative statements. Or making them second guess your statements. Simple fun with an effective ability to incite change. Almost as fun as posing questions that challenge cognitive  dissonance. Oop careful there Jo Bob your answer almost ran counter to your projected beliefs!

Fucks sake I need to shut up.


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Spaghettio73]
    #26903948 - 08/28/20 11:12 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Spaghettio73 said:
Quote:

Srirachi said:
Yeah, same here - I don't necessarily mean anything I say, but I like to post provocative statements to stimulate conversation :lol:

For example, even though I'm pretty right wing, I am making fun of those people on my side who say polarizing things like my first post in this thread. It's a broad generalization about people who make up about half the population of the country, so without even delving into the topic, critical thinking skills allow one to reject the statement immediately merely on the basis of the logical fallacy it is constructed on.

An extra layer of humor is added, for me at least, when the people I'm making fun of say "fuck yeah man," and the people who should get a kick out of me making fun of their ideological opponents get super butthurt. Sometimes, they'll even write me a wall of text, complete with wikipedia copy pasta and links to CNN Opinion and HuffPo articles, explaining in four-part harmony, which is incredibly funny to me, because I not only post TLDR, I actually don't read it.

Obviously, bullets don't ask about your politics.

Except for AK-47s, which, being Russian, clearly support Trump.





I fucking love it!

I needed that chuckle this morning. Thank you

And a pot of coffee. I knew brownies before a charity dinner would make for a rough Friday. No sleep at all!

If everyone were able to entertain an idea without buying into it or having to "stand for something" we would be bored shitless.

I look around at the current divide from the pipeline of self defeating beliefs and willful ignorance handed down in the name of devotion and promise of things to come. Why? Why is everyone so afraid to question everything? It is no wonder we are a mess. Running from the responsibility of our actions.

Anyway.. Sorry but I do ramble.

Folks are certainly confused by me and then my humor pushes them over the edge. I'm responsible for a company and my teams but act half my age. My sexual preference cannot be determined until I make a joke or just casually mention my partner. It's as if folks prefer their gays nice and flaming. Then I hunt, fish, own guns, and enjoy sleeping in the dirt. Immediately followed by putting on a tux and to endure a fancy event of plastic drones. Across it all I find myself questioning everything and giggling at how uptight and ridiculous we are. My people come to enjoy the comfort of being an open book with me and we perpetuate a culture of immediate forgiveness with the understanding your energy follows your focus and creates your reality. You will find what you seek. Want problems? You will find them. There is power in our thoughts and words . All bound by the ability to laugh at ourselves and situations. It must be exhausting to spend so much energy and thought bending to the expectation of others. But i thought you didn't fall for just anything? Mom and Dad would never steer us wrong. Well maybe a few white lies for control. 

Catching people off guard with provocative statements. Or making them second guess your statements. Simple fun with an effective ability to incite change. Almost as fun as posing questions that challenge cognitive  dissonance. Oop careful there Jo Bob your answer almost ran counter to your projected beliefs!

Fucks sake I need to shut up.



Both posts :thumbup::heart::thumbup:
I am the same as far as my sexual preference goes, no one even guesses and is very surprised when I say so.

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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Spaghettio73]
    #26904092 - 08/28/20 12:24 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Spaghettio73 said:
I've worked things so big it'd make you pucker. Believe it.

Fire arms and free health care!




Dicks?


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #26904105 - 08/28/20 12:29 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

:dielaughing:


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26904171 - 08/28/20 01:03 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Ar-pistole

Anytime, anywhere. However, youll need a compensator to help ignite any unburnt powder and send it downrange instead of back in your face.


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #26904182 - 08/28/20 01:07 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Ar-pistole

Anytime, anywhere. However, youll need a compensator to help ignite any unburnt powder and send it downrange instead of back in your face.








This is considered a PISTOL?!

LOOPHOLES, LOL


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Asante]
    #26904191 - 08/28/20 01:13 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I'm sure it was before the owner made it into a gun frankenstein


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #26904200 - 08/28/20 01:15 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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I'm sure it was before the owner made it into a gun frankenstein





No, before that it was a rifle.


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #26904277 - 08/28/20 01:53 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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I'm sure it was before the owner made it into a gun frankenstein





Actually that's how its sold.


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Asante]
    #26904445 - 08/28/20 03:14 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Anything less than a 16 inch barrel is a pistol. They remove the stock and add a brace so it doesn't qualify as an sbr. Otherwise, you need to pay for the stamp.


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #26904452 - 08/28/20 03:17 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Yup, its  loophole weapon :smile:


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #26904466 - 08/28/20 03:26 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Shiithead said:
Anything less than a 16 inch barrel is a pistol.



That's what he said!


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26904468 - 08/28/20 03:27 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

My father had an old clapped out car and he paid a tax schedule lighter than a private car because it could also haul loads. The law changed and in order to qualify for the tax the extra measure was added that the roof of the driver compartment of the car had to be 6 inches higher than it was.

He asked around about the exact wording of the new regulations.

When he had them, he found the loophole he was looking for. He ground out the roof of the driver compartment and built a wooden raised roof for the driver compartment which was at least 6 inches higher.

He got his car to registration. The registration people laughed their asses off, checked, double checked, got all their collegues to look at this ingenuity and voila: my dad got his lighter car tax schedule approval and paid like half what he ought to if the original roof of the car had still been in, for the number of years the loophole existed :lol:


Loopholes :awesomenod:


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Re: Gun people: America is stirring. What guns and rounds do you recommend for Concealed Carry, Car Defense & Home Defense? [Re: Asante]
    #26904498 - 08/28/20 03:45 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Why though? Seems like a cumbersome thing to conceal, that being the main advantage with pistols. I guess you'd get it to have something take to the range or something.


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