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OfflinetheRealrollforever
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Real advice - Wednesday edition * 3
    #26900345 - 08/26/20 11:28 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Fear not the man who practices one thousand things one time each.  But rather fear the man who practices one thing one thousand times.


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The order has to be secret and no one is sure.


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26900372 - 08/26/20 11:44 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

What does it mean then when you have 100,000 posts on shroomery.com? You must then be a god. Enlightenment has been reached


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26900398 - 08/26/20 11:58 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #26900461 - 08/26/20 12:40 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Say a man starts jerking it at 15 years old. He lives until 75 and jerks it once a day. That's 60 years. 60 x 365 is 21,900. The calluses on this man's hands strike fear into the hearts of men. He becomes a god. Enlightenment has been reached.


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #26900477 - 08/26/20 12:48 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

linked, lol.


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26901338 - 08/26/20 09:20 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Mayo is yummy but tzatziki is yummier.  The foods one likes with mayo can be made even better with tzatziki!  Personal opinion, but good advice for those who like tzatziki.


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26901359 - 08/26/20 09:32 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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larry.fisherman said:
Say a man starts jerking it at 15 years old. He lives until 75 and jerks it once a day. That's 60 years. 60 x 365 is 21,900. The calluses on this man's hands strike fear into the hearts of men. He becomes a god. Enlightenment has been reached.



Bro ur trollin my threads bro


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26901365 - 08/26/20 09:38 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

larry.fisherman said:
Say a man starts jerking it at 15 years old. He lives until 75 and jerks it once a day. That's 60 years. 60 x 365 is 21,900. The calluses on this man's hands strike fear into the hearts of men. He becomes a god. Enlightenment has been reached.




yeaaaahh...  how rough is this man's penis?
something is funny about the overt mention of calluses in relation to jerking off...  hmm...


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: stimpson]
    #26901705 - 08/27/20 07:18 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Well it seems to me that good quality lotion will prevent those calluses, don't be so callous!:smirk:
Maybe use that cornholers lotion?:smirk:


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26901730 - 08/27/20 07:42 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Its Thursday. That's as real as it gets.


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: SonicTitan]
    #26901734 - 08/27/20 07:44 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

For real doh!


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: SonicTitan]
    #26901972 - 08/27/20 09:40 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Its Thursday. That's as real as it gets.



Fursday is riller than Wensday?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26901978 - 08/27/20 09:44 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Happiness a feeling
So far surreal
Joy just a reflection
Of the fear you still feel..


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26901980 - 08/27/20 09:44 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I guess that calls for some real advice - Thursday edition
If it’s the realest day around that is.  I’ve heard it’s as real as the streets


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: theRealrollforever] * 1
    #26901983 - 08/27/20 09:47 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

The people demand it. Thou shalt provide advice of the rillest kind now.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26901997 - 08/27/20 09:55 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Forilla my nilla!


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Re: Real advice - Wednesday edition [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26902051 - 08/27/20 10:29 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
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SonicTitan said:
Its Thursday. That's as real as it gets.



Fursday is riller than Wensday?



How can the days of the week be real if our calendars aren't real?



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