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OfflineIce9
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Bought an Audi A3 s-line * 1
    #26899665 - 08/25/20 11:25 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

So as title says I bought a 2020 Audi A3.  Already thinking of modding it, but I don't want to void my warranty.  I have a plan, and shop in place to get that tiny fucker spitting out 400+hp and 500+ft-lbs of torque, all the while keeping it near stock in appearance. Man I want to do it so badly, but might as well wait till the warranty expires argh.

Its tough I came from a Cadillac ATS rear wheel drive 3.6 liter v6. Popped in a CTS V engine and transmission from a wreck, had a forged crank and better journal bearings out in along with forged pistons. Fucker was fire breathing demon but not so nice in there lovely New England winters, hence why I went all wheel drive.'

Well we will see how long I can keep my speed demon urges under control. Its pretty peppy for only having 200hp, but got 250 torque which helps a lot.  Gonna start with new wheels (originals will turn into snow tires and new breaks to reduce unsprung weight.


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: Ice9] * 1
    #26899819 - 08/26/20 02:21 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

All that horse power will be useful idling in traffic.


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: Ice9] * 1
    #26899847 - 08/26/20 03:32 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Cool OP. Sounds dope. If I could pick one car it would be an Audi and a lot of folks would agree. Very comfortable with quality parts.

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All that horse power will be useful idling in traffic.



I'm sure with everything you do you always pick the cheapest and lowest quality goods due to your mind expanding at an exponential rate so the universe is just barely keeping up with the condescension


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26899887 - 08/26/20 04:31 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Whatcha going with for snows? I used to swear by blizzack but recently tried HAKKAPELIITTA on my kids accord and they were very good as well.


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #26900000 - 08/26/20 06:44 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Man.. I've 200hp in my bike; no way I could deal with that in a car!!

My vote goes for voiding the warranty; you can probably free up upwards of 50hp with simple bolt ons alone. Nice and easy to remove, if required.


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #26900086 - 08/26/20 08:14 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Put a turbo in it....no wait..... put TWO turbos in it :awehigh:


Edit: I have a 400hp 300xz TT(I dont drive it as I need to change the injectors because they run lean but never seem to have the money, always something coming up to where it has to be on the back burner).......dont die lol


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26900110 - 08/26/20 08:37 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I never understood the appeal of an Audi.  It's such a boring looking car.


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: budmanman]
    #26900133 - 08/26/20 08:55 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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budmanman said:
All that horse power will be useful idling in traffic.



They likely turn off when idling


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: Patlal]
    #26900136 - 08/26/20 08:58 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

There's a couple of them - S3's, I believe - which regularly attend car meets near where I walk my dog. Got talking to some of the guys that go there and apparently they have a 'pop and bang tune' on them:

https://www.ziptuning.com/tuning-file/pop-bang/

I swear to fuck it's the most dumbass thing I've ever seen done to a car. Annoying AF to everyone outside it; sounds terrible, and does nothing for performance.


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26900138 - 08/26/20 08:59 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Omg all that 200hp in the 2 liter turbo what about gas milage!


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26900281 - 08/26/20 10:42 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Gets way better gas mileage than my last car, so I see that as an improvement. I gonna get a second set of rims with blizzaks is the plan, probably in October.  Yeah bikes make lots of HP these days, great in a straight line but contact patch is too small to carry any speed through corners, and God forbid  you're tail gating (not saying you do but I see plenty of people on their liter bikes doing this) and I have to jam on my brakes, you'll probably end up in my backseat in the best case scenario.  Also, saw a bike rider racing a car down a highway known for a particularly s curved section get high-sided... don't think he survived.


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: Ice9] * 1
    #26900287 - 08/26/20 10:44 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I like this car.:grin:


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26900293 - 08/26/20 10:50 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Oh lord yes, i'd swap my car for a mint preferably '69 Chevelle  COPO 427, or one of the ultra rare Yenko '69's


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: Ice9]
    #26900305 - 08/26/20 10:56 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

That 427 is my fave. Love a 454 too. Just a toy really, but man I'd love it. I'm seeing a LOT of audi's here in denver, I wonder why?


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: Patlal]
    #26900317 - 08/26/20 11:03 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Sweeeeeet, OP!

An Audi A7 is a dream car of mine.

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Patlal said:
I never understood the appeal of an Audi.  It's such a boring looking car.




Really? I think this sedan here is sleek as hell



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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26900322 - 08/26/20 11:08 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I find Audis too proper clean for me. They kinda got a little of that "my shit dont stink" going on. I might be wrong, i lack the passion for cars.

l want to spend my money on one of those VW offroad vans :rockon:



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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: trees] * 2
    #26900349 - 08/26/20 11:30 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Y'all should all move to a bicycle friendly city and bike for transportation.

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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: trees]
    #26900359 - 08/26/20 11:35 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

VW is cool. Great vehicles really. They make Audi though and it's specifically a little higher teir so if I were to say I like Audi I'm really saying VW makes some good shit. If it seems a little more gaudy it's honestly supposed to be. I'd love to get an A4 and upgrade it myself. Second to that you can get a lot out of a Jetta .


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: Ice9]
    #26900382 - 08/26/20 11:51 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah bikes make lots of HP these days, great in a straight line but contact patch is too small to carry any speed through corners, and God forbid  you're tail gating (not saying you do but I see plenty of people on their liter bikes doing this) and I have to jam on my brakes, you'll probably end up in my backseat in the best case scenario.  Also, saw a bike rider racing a car down a highway known for a particularly s curved section get high-sided... don't think he survived.



LOL, did you just try and turn this into a cars vs bikes thing because my bike has as much power as your shiny new car?

The reason I brought that up is to lend some weight to the suggestion that you should get more power. I wasn't trying to shame you or one up you or something like that.

Besides, cars vs bikes cannot be argued from a purely technical standpoint. Bikes have a soul and inspire passion and connection in a way that cars just cannot do. True, it takes a certain kind of mindset to dive deep into bikes, but so does taking psychedelics.


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Re: Bought an Audi A3 s-line [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26900424 - 08/26/20 12:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)



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