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Barnaby
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Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. 2
#26898603 - 08/25/20 11:58 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Is easy to remember as was on a holiday. On 4 plus years now. Watching Shameless and seeing county and it reminded me how fucking boring it is.
Since a crashed my moped and ruined it and time done. No DUI/DWI's. God I don't even ride a bike. So I get fucked up on multiple substances and walk wherever I need to go or take public transit.
So I usually drink a beer or two on the way. Take the back streets just like I used to when I used to drive. So I am crossing a street jaywalking and walk right by a cop crossing with my beer in the open and he saw it. So shit, whatever, but he didn't give a shit which amazed me in Mormonville and just drove on. Paperwork I am guessing, didn't want to take the time. Was during the day.
So what is your record for not getting arrested?
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: Barnaby] 1
#26898619 - 08/25/20 12:05 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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31 years of sliding by
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: Barnaby]
#26898636 - 08/25/20 12:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have never been arrested. Wouldn't say I celebrate it per se, but I'm definitely happier about it than if it weren't the case.
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Barnaby
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: psi]
#26898661 - 08/25/20 12:23 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you do time and have 10 years of probation and fines that are quite insane, is why I do. I can't imagine how different my life would be without that experience for the better and the fear.
HE'S GOT THE FEAR! When doing drugs in a motel room of the police. Love that quote by William S. Burroughs. I get it.
Think this is the last post I am allowed today by the mods on the Pub. So will leave with a song.
Edited by Barnaby (08/25/20 12:59 PM)
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: Barnaby]
#26898757 - 08/25/20 01:01 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Barnaby said: If you do time and have 10 years of probation and fines that are quite insane, is why I do. I can't imagine how different my life would be without that experience for the better and the fear.
HE'S GOT THE FEAR! When doing drugs in a motel room of the police. Love that quote by William S. Burroughs. I get it.
Think this is the last post I am allowed today by the mods on the Pub. So will leave with a song.
Hunter S. Thompson, you are referring to Fear & Loathing, correct?
He is my spirit animal after all.
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: InfiniteDreams] 1
#26898786 - 08/25/20 01:13 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ye for sure. Longest i've ever done was 30 days. Fuck that noise. After 6-7 years caught a dumb charge and did a weekend. 2 year probation ended for that in March. Free and clear of paper again. Hopefully for life.
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: InfiniteDreams]
#26898801 - 08/25/20 01:24 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I haven't been put in jail yet, but....
Gather round children and let me tells ya a tale!
Many years ago, I traveled to a big mall in the big city with some chums of mine. 2 in my crew were skaters and the other 2 were gangstas. After lollygagging around for a bit and shop hopping, we found ourselves in a leather jacket shop. One of my buddies had a toy cap gun, bright orange and bright blue. All of the sudden, we hear "Freeze!" and "Drop the gun!" and we all look behind us and several mall security representatives, as well as several officers, had guns drawn pointed at us. The next thing we know, we are being thrown against a wall in the shop, jackets being knocked down, and we are all placed in handcuffs. As we were being taken out of the shop, we asked one of the cops what was going on. He replied that one of the shops we were in earlier called them and stated that we had stolen a silver picture frame priceD at $25,000 dollars, and that they were taking us to the parking garage to search my car. As we were being paraded from one end of the mall to the other, all the other shoppers and squares were aghast and scoffing at us. When we get to my car, the police find no picture frame, but a trunk full of smut magazines, handcuffs on the rear view mirror, a corded house phone rigged up for the lights on the buttons to come on when the receiver was lifted up and a huge boombox. The cops seemed really confused. I didn't have a license, nor insurance and the inspection was out by a couple of years. We weren't charged with anything but they told us to leave and never come back.
We went back the very next day and absolutely nothing happened. I was extremely fortunate in that situation and really don't know how...
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: Dilsnique] 1
#26898815 - 08/25/20 01:28 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dilsnique said: I haven't been put in jail yet, but....
Gather round children and let me tells ya a tale!
Many years ago, I traveled to a big mall in the big city with some chums of mine. 2 in my crew were skaters and the other 2 were gangstas. After lollygagging around for a bit and shop hopping, we found ourselves in a leather jacket shop. One of my buddies had a toy cap gun, bright orange and bright blue. All of the sudden, we hear "Freeze!" and "Drop the gun!" and we all look behind us and several mall security representatives, as well as several officers, had guns drawn pointed at us. The next thing we know, we are being thrown against a wall in the shop, jackets being knocked down, and we are all placed in handcuffs. As we were being taken out of the shop, we asked one of the cops what was going on. He replied that one of the shops we were in earlier called them and stated that we had stolen a silver picture frame priceD at $25,000 dollars, and that they were taking us to the parking garage to search my car. As we were being paraded from one end of the mall to the other, all the other shoppers and squares were aghast and scoffing at us. When we get to my car, the police find no picture frame, but a trunk full of smut magazines, handcuffs on the rear view mirror, a corded house phone rigged up for the lights on the buttons to come on when the receiver was lifted up and a huge boombox. The cops seemed really confused. I didn't have a license, nor insurance and the inspection was out by a couple of years. We weren't charged with anything but they told us to leave and never come back.
We went back the very next day and absolutely nothing happened. I was extremely fortunate in that situation and really don't know how...
Basically they had violated your rights all over the place and if they tried to charge you with anything stemming from an unlawful search, they would have to hope you wouldn't bother getting a lawyer.
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: InfiniteDreams]
#26898976 - 08/25/20 03:20 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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InfiniteDreams said:
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Dilsnique said: I haven't been put in jail yet, but....
Gather round children and let me tells ya a tale!
Many years ago, I traveled to a big mall in the big city with some chums of mine. 2 in my crew were skaters and the other 2 were gangstas. After lollygagging around for a bit and shop hopping, we found ourselves in a leather jacket shop. One of my buddies had a toy cap gun, bright orange and bright blue. All of the sudden, we hear "Freeze!" and "Drop the gun!" and we all look behind us and several mall security representatives, as well as several officers, had guns drawn pointed at us. The next thing we know, we are being thrown against a wall in the shop, jackets being knocked down, and we are all placed in handcuffs. As we were being taken out of the shop, we asked one of the cops what was going on. He replied that one of the shops we were in earlier called them and stated that we had stolen a silver picture frame priceD at $25,000 dollars, and that they were taking us to the parking garage to search my car. As we were being paraded from one end of the mall to the other, all the other shoppers and squares were aghast and scoffing at us. When we get to my car, the police find no picture frame, but a trunk full of smut magazines, handcuffs on the rear view mirror, a corded house phone rigged up for the lights on the buttons to come on when the receiver was lifted up and a huge boombox. The cops seemed really confused. I didn't have a license, nor insurance and the inspection was out by a couple of years. We weren't charged with anything but they told us to leave and never come back.
We went back the very next day and absolutely nothing happened. I was extremely fortunate in that situation and really don't know how...
Basically they had violated your rights all over the place and if they tried to charge you with anything stemming from an unlawful search, they would have to hope you wouldn't bother getting a lawyer.
He said chums.....I doubt he's in america
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26899142 - 08/25/20 05:16 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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spirit_shadow said: He said chums.....I doubt he's in america 
Perhaps... the term chum is used in America, if not as prevalant.
If in the UK and Australia the guidelines are to unlawful searches are extremely similar in writing. I do not know if they differ widely in practice or in the court system.
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: InfiniteDreams] 1
#26899153 - 08/25/20 05:23 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Inb4 OP hits us up from a prison phone.
He jinxed himself.
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: InfiniteDreams]
#26899196 - 08/25/20 05:51 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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InfiniteDreams said:
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spirit_shadow said: He said chums.....I doubt he's in america 
Perhaps... the term chum is used in America, if not as prevalant.
If in the UK and Australia the guidelines are to unlawful searches are extremely similar in writing. I do not know if they differ widely in practice or in the court system.
Yeah I have heard a couple people say chum here but not many, and I have no idea about other countries guidelines but I always imagine them to be more strict
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: psi]
#26899238 - 08/25/20 06:09 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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psi said: I have never been arrested. Wouldn't say I celebrate it per se, but I'm definitely happier about it than if it weren't the case.
I’ve never been arrested either. The only people I know who have been arrested I know through the shroomery. There is certainly a criminal element here that doesn’t exist in my real life environment.
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: koods] 1
#26899243 - 08/25/20 06:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I got pulled over once. Got a ticket for 10 over the speed limit. I was going hog wild that day
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#26899253 - 08/25/20 06:16 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have no charges or anything on my record, I've been lucky. Also a lot of my behavior is dictated by never going to jail. It is good to recognize that an arrest doesn't define you and every day you're not going back you're winning
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#26899474 - 08/25/20 08:36 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Been nearly 11 years for me.
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: Barnaby]
#26899529 - 08/25/20 09:25 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Celebrating like 7 years. Today though wad scary. A head shop threatened to prosecute me because they got me on camera stealing
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#26899574 - 08/25/20 09:56 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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larry.fisherman said: I got pulled over once. Got a ticket for 10 over the speed limit. I was going hog wild that day
I got a speeding ticket once as well.
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: psi]
#26899669 - 08/25/20 11:30 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just got a ticket in the mail because I didn’t fully stop behind the white line at a red light before turning right.
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Barnaby
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Re: Do you ever celebrate how long you haven't been arrested. I do. [Re: koods]
#26899717 - 08/26/20 12:20 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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God, there are always trolls. The divine O.P. is talking about being arrested and going to jail. Plus how the hell does one text from a prison phone you ignorant piece of shit? Intelligence for many is lacking and is so mind numbingly dumb is amazing how one even survives in just normal day to day life in society.
Getting booked in. Community service, ridiculous fines, and having someone check up on you constantly without knowing when, piss tests one has to pay for, how hard it is to get a job, etc. Fucking M's. I got a speeding ticket, that is the most idiotic trolling lack of humor but yeah, to him it is funny!
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