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Would you? Could you?
    #26897449 - 08/24/20 04:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Would you?
You may choose only one
Are you a Cat Person?
You may choose only one


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Asante]
    #26897451 - 08/24/20 04:32 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

No. :nicekitty:


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: 1234go] * 4
    #26897454 - 08/24/20 04:34 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

hell yeah I'd turn that cat into a fuckin smoothie














no seriously I couldn't do it, I wouldn't even want the money if I had to do some twisted evil shit like that for it


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Asante]
    #26897460 - 08/24/20 04:36 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I don't think so.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Crazy_Horse] * 7
    #26897498 - 08/24/20 05:00 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I would not blend a cat for a million. I could not blend a cat for a billion.

I do not like them in a smoothie. I do not think it would go down smoothly.

I would not, could not in a bar. I would not, could not in a jar.

I will not blend the cat today. I do not need the money anyway.


Edited by PatrickKn (08/24/20 05:01 PM)


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: PatrickKn] * 2
    #26897503 - 08/24/20 05:03 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

:goodshit:


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26897517 - 08/24/20 05:15 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I would blend them in a boat. I would drown them in a moat.
I would shoot them with a gun, I'd explode them just for fun!
Say, you were right, Asante. Blending kittens is right for me :cookiemonster:


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: 1234go]
    #26897519 - 08/24/20 05:17 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Worse things have been done for less money. Just because you didn't put the bolt through the cow that made your cheeseburger doesn't make it any less dead and what makes the life of that cow more valuable than a cat?

Fuck yeah I'd do it. I wouldn't feel good about it, but a million dollars is a million dollars.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: ninja cat 09]
    #26897566 - 08/24/20 05:41 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

How cruel.

You should be reported for even asking.

:nojustno:


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: HamHead]
    #26897606 - 08/24/20 06:06 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Do I get to choose which cat goes in the blender? And does it absolutely have to be a blender? There's this one cat I'd happily crush with a concrete block for about 50000 euros, see.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: HamHead]
    #26897607 - 08/24/20 06:08 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Nice bait Asante.

You guys know admins can see who voted for what right?


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: ninja cat 09]
    #26897626 - 08/24/20 06:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ninja cat 09 said:
Worse things have been done for less money. Just because you didn't put the bolt through the cow that made your cheeseburger doesn't make it any less dead and what makes the life of that cow more valuable than a cat?






That's a silly comparison.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Shiithead]
    #26897640 - 08/24/20 06:27 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Nice bait Asante.

You guys know admins can see who voted for what right?




I didn't vote.

Perhaps, Asante should ask himself if his own hand is worth $1,000,000. That'll fit in a blender.

Poor kitty.


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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: HamHead]
    #26897701 - 08/24/20 07:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

The cat committed suicide.. Yeah.. Thats it  :ohmy:


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Shiithead]
    #26897716 - 08/24/20 07:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Nice bait Asante.

You guys know admins can see who voted for what right?





Given how the website is set up, the only admin with the knowledge involved foir our particular board modification is Ythan. Not once have I ever heard of him checking poll results. No one ever does.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Asante]
    #26897718 - 08/24/20 07:22 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

..is exactly what I would say if I were lying.


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Hebrews 11:3
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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: HamHead] * 1
    #26897720 - 08/24/20 07:23 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

HamHead said:

Perhaps, Asante should ask himself if his own hand is worth $1,000,000. That'll fit in a blender.






Not so melodramatic, its a social media meme.

So far 5 of the 12 cat lovers would blend :smile:


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Shiithead] * 2
    #26897721 - 08/24/20 07:24 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I voted blend and I love cats.

And cats love me. But I can buy more cats with a million dollars.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Shiithead]
    #26897724 - 08/24/20 07:26 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Is the blender plugged into the outlet?


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Shiithead] * 2
    #26897725 - 08/24/20 07:27 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I think I would feel better if the cat was upside down, blend the head first


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