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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Shiithead]
    #26897726 - 08/24/20 07:28 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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..is exactly what I would say if I were lying.





Even if the poll question is "are you a sex offender" a poll click says nothing of you, you could be trolling or have a million reasons to click a button, all of which entirely unapparent by a buttonclick.

There is no feature to expose who voted what. It would have to be dug out of the raw logs.

Completely not worth it in every instance.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Asante]
    #26897727 - 08/24/20 07:28 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Perhaps, Asante should ask himself if his own hand is worth $1,000,000. That'll fit in a blender.






Not so melodramatic, its a social media meme.

So far 5 of the 12 cat lovers would blend :smile:




Stats dont lie lol


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Cosmic Eye]
    #26897728 - 08/24/20 07:28 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I guess many cat people are million dollar people too :smile:


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Cosmic Eye]
    #26897736 - 08/24/20 07:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Cosmic Eye said:
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Asante said:
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HamHead said:

Perhaps, Asante should ask himself if his own hand is worth $1,000,000. That'll fit in a blender.






Not so melodramatic, its a social media meme.

So far 5 of the 12 cat lovers would blend :smile:




Stats dont lie lol




Qft


Also thanks for sharing all that. That's what you call bait. :whatyougonnado:

Know I was genuinely curious though. If I cared I'd ask more. But I doubt I would understand..

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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: gopher] * 1
    #26897741 - 08/24/20 07:32 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I hate cats, would blend. Not out of malice though, it's not their fault i'm terrible allergic to those walking assholes.  Nope, it's pretty simple risk/reward analysis. I would feel bad for oh a week or so, but treated right that money would last much longer.  I've also hit animals on accident with my car, including  a cat once.  It's not much different than that. 

All that being said and put a puppy in their and my decision instantly changes.  I am human and as such am an irrational creature.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Ice9]
    #26897748 - 08/24/20 07:36 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

For a million bucks I'd overthrow a government and nuke the world. Or step on an ant.


The point is that I'm a whore and million dollars is a lot of money.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Asante]
    #26897749 - 08/24/20 07:37 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

My Spirit Guide says:

"Asante you have a tub of exterminator grade rat poison in your house. You eat meat. Tomorrow you get a delivery of 10kg fish for your freezer. Every pet shelter in every town is practically conveyor belt euthanizing cats. If you were in the situation I would ask of you to press down on the lid to prevent a wounded cat leaping out and then to set it to blend. I will console you and we will divide at least half a million dollars among the African orphanages that you support. It would save multiple human children's lives, that sort of money in the hands of these grassroots charities. Knowing this, I know I can count on you to blend."

Yes. I'll blend.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26897756 - 08/24/20 07:43 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Asante said:
My Spirit Guide says:

"Asante you have a tub of exterminator grade rat poison in your house. You eat meat. Tomorrow you get a delivery of 10kg fish for your freezer. Every pet shelter in every town is practically conveyor belt euthanizing cats. If you were in the situation I would ask of you to press down on the lid to prevent a wounded cat leaping out and then to set it to blend. I will console you and we will divide at least half a million dollars among the African orphanages that you support. It would save multiple human children's lives, that sort of money in the hands of these grassroots charities. Knowing this, I know I can count on you to blend."

Yes. I'll blend.




I bet you a million dollars your answer would be different if you had a blender with a kitten in it sitting in front of you.

What a spirit guide you've got there.

:justno:

And you listen to that thing?


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: HamHead] * 1
    #26897763 - 08/24/20 07:49 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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HamHead said:
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Asante said:
My Spirit Guide says:

"Asante you have a tub of exterminator grade rat poison in your house. You eat meat. Tomorrow you get a delivery of 10kg fish for your freezer. Every pet shelter in every town is practically conveyor belt euthanizing cats. If you were in the situation I would ask of you to press down on the lid to prevent a wounded cat leaping out and then to set it to blend. I will console you and we will divide at least half a million dollars among the African orphanages that you support. It would save multiple human children's lives, that sort of money in the hands of these grassroots charities. Knowing this, I know I can count on you to blend."

Yes. I'll blend.




I bet you a million dollars your answer would be different if you had a blender with a kitten in it sitting in front of you.

What a spirit guide you've got there.

:justno:

And you listen to that thing?





You misunderstand the situation. If I don't blend the kitty, it would condemn several children to death, because I would spend most of that money on a few very small legitimate charities that do work for orphans in Africa - and that sort of money would save several kids lives.

So its blend the kitty yourself or have the world blend a few orphans.

Easy choice.

I value the lives of several children over that of 1 cute cat, don't you?

Cat goes to Heaven a Martyr, I have a shit day, several kids will live instead of die.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #26897764 - 08/24/20 07:50 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I would feel a moral compunction to blend the kitten, because of all the other kittens I could save if I had an extra $1,000,000.

I would buy friends and 4-wheelers to ride with them with the money, mind you, but I would feel more secure in the knowledge that if I ever wanted to save cats, I'd be in a position to do so.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Srirachi]
    #26897768 - 08/24/20 07:56 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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I would feel a moral compunction to blend the kitten, because of all the other kittens I could save if I had an extra $1,000,000.

I would buy friends and 4-wheelers to ride with them with the money, mind you, but I would feel more secure in the knowledge that if I ever wanted to save cats, I'd be in a position to do so.





People are starting to become rational.

A million dollars can un-selfishly be put to purposes that outweigh the death of a cat.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26897771 - 08/24/20 07:58 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

In this sfcenario, that cat equals money.,

I'd blend it.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Srirachi]
    #26897772 - 08/24/20 07:59 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

The world is not blending children the way a cat is blended in a blender.

There are other ways to make money besides blending cats.

Why don't you go ahead and make a gofundme for all you other deranged people to watch you blend a cat for money? I'm sure you'll hit that Million dollar mark quick.

Apparently lots of sick people out there, and not sick with covid, sick in their heads for even contemplating this sort of thing.

And I'm being called an asshole for saying an obviously overweight nurse is obese.

:whattefuck2:


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: HamHead] * 1
    #26897773 - 08/24/20 08:01 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

For 1 million $? :no:


To save a person I love deeply? Not only would I SMASH that button I would drink the cat smoothie :house:


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: HamHead]
    #26897776 - 08/24/20 08:04 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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The world is not blending children the way a cat is blended in a blender.





I'd rather be put in a blender than die as a homeless kid in Kenya.

At least if its a proper blender its all over in 10-15 seconds of which you'll be in shock within 5sec.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Asante]
    #26897782 - 08/24/20 08:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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The world is not blending children the way a cat is blended in a blender.





I'd rather be put in a blender than die as a homeless kid in Kenya.

At least if its a proper blender its all over in 10-15 seconds of which you'll be in shock within 5sec.




At least in Kenya you have a chance to move or find food or work or leave the country.

If you're in a blender with a giants hand holding the lid closed, you have no choice but to be at the mercy of whatever sicko is about to do.


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: HamHead]
    #26897783 - 08/24/20 08:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Why don't you go ahead and make a gofundme for all you other deranged people to watch you blend a cat for money? I'm sure you'll hit that Million dollar mark quick.




Now that you mention it, I can only imagine what sort of evil a person who wants to pay me to blend a cat might do, if I didn't get the million dollars away from them.

I am more resolved than ever, I would be morally obligated to blend the cat to free the money from the hands of an evil cat ne'er-do-well..


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: HamHead]
    #26897796 - 08/24/20 08:20 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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HamHead said:
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Asante said:
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HamHead said:
The world is not blending children the way a cat is blended in a blender.





I'd rather be put in a blender than die as a homeless kid in Kenya.

At least if its a proper blender its all over in 10-15 seconds of which you'll be in shock within 5sec.




At least in Kenya you have a chance to move or find food or work or leave the country.

If you're in a blender with a giants hand holding the lid closed, you have no choice but to be at the mercy of whatever sicko is about to do.





HamHead, I think its time we had The Talk.

*sits you down*

In the fowl industry you have hatcheries for eggs that produce millions of chicks. Of those chicks, nature has it, half are rooster chicks and half are hen chicks. They put them on a conveyor bent and sex them to separate the hens from the roosters.

The hens will be raised to lay an egg a day until they are spent, which isnt that long as the conditions are generally abysmal.

The rooster chicks are collected and chucked by the bucketful into a woodchipper to rapidly kill them by basically, blenderizing them.

Think of that when you eat chicken, wings, nuggets or otherwise, or when you eat an egg.




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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26897803 - 08/24/20 08:24 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Asante said:
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HamHead said:
Quote:

Asante said:
Quote:

HamHead said:
The world is not blending children the way a cat is blended in a blender.





I'd rather be put in a blender than die as a homeless kid in Kenya.

At least if its a proper blender its all over in 10-15 seconds of which you'll be in shock within 5sec.




At least in Kenya you have a chance to move or find food or work or leave the country.

If you're in a blender with a giants hand holding the lid closed, you have no choice but to be at the mercy of whatever sicko is about to do.





HamHead, I think its time we had The Talk.

*sits you down*

In the fowl industry you have hatcheries for eggs that produce millions of chicks. Of those chicks, nature has it, half are rooster chicks and half are hen chicks. They put them on a conveyor bent and sex them to separate the hens from the roosters.

The hens will be raised to lay an egg a day until they are spent, which isnt that long as the conditions are generally abysmal.

The rooster chicks are collected and chucked by the bucketful into a woodchipper to rapidly kill them by basically, blenderizing them.

Think of that when you eat chicken, wings, nuggets or otherwise, or when you eat an egg.






That just makes me want to eat them more so their lives were not in vain. The nutrients will provide energy for my body which I can then use to spread as much positivity to the world as I can....


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Re: Would you? Could you? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26897810 - 08/24/20 08:26 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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That just makes me want to eat them more so their lives were not in vain.




If we stop buying, these chicken death camps will close. Our money by our purchases keeps them going.


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