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Philosophy Funnies Thread
    #26896576 - 08/24/20 08:22 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Is it possible?





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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: Asante]
    #26896667 - 08/24/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

"Life is a donut" said one philosopher helping himself to a plateful
"Everything exists around a hole".

The other philosopher takes the plate of donuts and sits on it
"Now it's a waffle" he said.


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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: Buster_Brown]
    #26896687 - 08/24/20 09:35 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

that makes me feelafel


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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: redgreenvines]
    #26896793 - 08/24/20 10:29 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

That one's got to be a contender in the Guinness Book of World Records for the stupidest joke you ever heard.


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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: Buster_Brown]
    #26896874 - 08/24/20 11:02 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

LOL, Ah fell outta da pita, through the hole of the donut, into the akashic record.


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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26897933 - 08/24/20 10:32 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)



Great idea for a thread man.


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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26900769 - 08/26/20 02:52 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: RJ Tubs 202] * 3
    #26901510 - 08/27/20 12:46 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: DisoRDeR]
    #26901635 - 08/27/20 05:50 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

So much cash goes to quash the truth.


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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: redgreenvines]
    #26902801 - 08/27/20 05:50 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quashing the truth produces cash though, you just reinvest the difference.


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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: PatrickKn] * 3
    #26902842 - 08/27/20 06:22 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

A friend and I have an idea, where we gather together and discuss a philosopher and eat a food, which rhyme.

Bagels with Hegel
Raspberry tart with Descarte
Grilled cheese with Socrates
Bacon with Bacon
Matz with Watts (matzo ball soup... is this too much of a stretch? I think not)
Stew with Camus
Eclair with Voltaire

Stupid? Yes!
Delicious? Of course!


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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: mind.at.large] * 2
    #26902864 - 08/27/20 06:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Bacon Lettuce Tomato with Plato
Wine Bottle with Aristotle
Tequila Shots with Watts
Liquorice with Pythagoras
Lima Beans with Diogenes


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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: PatrickKn]
    #26903427 - 08/28/20 02:51 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
Tequila Shots with Watts





Now there's an interesting night and a hangover.


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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: Forrester] * 2
    #26903437 - 08/28/20 03:06 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
And Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

Monty python.


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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: pineninja] * 1
    #26903538 - 08/28/20 06:16 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

:handth:


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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: Asante]
    #26905461 - 08/29/20 05:06 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: sudly]
    #26942166 - 09/18/20 10:20 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: Asante]
    #26943321 - 09/18/20 11:18 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

There is this site: https://existentialcomics.com and it has links to other sites at the bottom of every page.


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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
    #26945534 - 09/20/20 05:44 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Philosophy Funnies Thread [Re: ChRnZN]
    #26946051 - 09/20/20 11:43 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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