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Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude.
    #26895227 - 08/23/20 11:18 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Always look at the bright side of life.  My penis is interesting and quite interesting.  God, the things we take for granted.  Eric Idle puts it quite well.  I love this show when fucked up.  Meaning of life.

For some reason though my girlfriend looks like an animal and she is a beauty just I sense, hopefully some can relate, people just look like animals of a higher form and vibe it.  Is hard to have sex when that is in ones mind when I get fucked up.  Is a weird sensation and hard to get through it.  But yeah, like this song.  Idle is a genious.

Sex on pot is great.  On lsd to me, not so much.  Thinking about my cock quite a bit.  I have a large one but it isn't the point.  God she looked weird, but I love her.

Love this song.  No job but endless money coming in.  The year of Covid is how Lennon put it.  The lost weekend but then, the lost year.  Fuck it.  But yeah, good advice not that I would, don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock?  Why do so many people go on shrooms and want to be naked.  Never felt the urge.  Anyway,






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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26895430 - 08/23/20 01:38 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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The year of Covid is how Lennon put it.




Hate to break it to you, but Lennon died in 1980.


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26895491 - 08/23/20 02:08 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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My penis is interesting and quite interesting.  God, the things we take for granted. Thinking about my cock quite a bit.  I have a large one but it isn't the point.
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lol are you sure that's not the point? :laugh:

Well as we're sharing random thoughts...

I remember some undercover narc (on audible) talking about how crack heads would have sex as they were coming up but any later than that it would be futile because they would never be able to finish.

Not sure if it is the same with psychedelics (needing to finish right away when the trip is starting) as I am always way too preoccupied coming up to be thinking about sex when I first start tripping, but I have always wondered why and how the fuck people rave about sex on psychedelics (or drugs like MDMA) as personally as incredibly enticing as it is, it just goes on forever and is such a massive distraction from the trip/experience itself.

If I were (hypothetically) paying a prostitute by the hour and on LSD (etc) I would probably bankrupt myself just trying to finish!

I have wasted whole trips chasing orgasms and although I did eventually get there, I would always be like damn, I couldn't have just waited till after the trip?

That said it can be a good way to calm down (well masturbation is, probably best not to dive on your wife/girlfriend in a mad frantic panic) if things start getting a bit hairy, although I do know from experience that the entities of hyperspace won't stand for it. Feels too much like masturbating publically!


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: wolf8312]
    #26896232 - 08/24/20 12:49 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I know when Lennon died and how as am a Beatles fan.  Point being that one of his years he had on earth he was quoted as saying people talk of a lost weekend and mine turned into a lost year.  With drugs and alcohol.  M's, God. 

But yes I get you wolf.  Mind is everywhere and it is not a sex drug and is hard as hell to orgasm while tripping.  I am not that stupid stereotype man of I have a big cock.  Though am glad I do, lol.  And I drive a massive macho man truck, blah.  Hate that shit.

Watching this movie and this College girl is all into having sex with this guy and she pulls down his pants, sees his extremely small cock, and says so loudly and disapointed, "REALLY!"

That would have to be one of the most uncomfortable feelings in life.  Same with that Eastwood movie that won best picture where the prostitute laughs when seeing it and basically the whole movie is about that because of what he did after.

Just glad for what I have, no arrogance involved.  Just thinking how hard is it to get an erection when on LSD.  So I started thinking of my penis, one can get lost in thought of course.  So that song came to mind.  I just like to laugh.  But no, am not going to try again and I will be fine doing other things.  Is strange how LSD makes one feel gratitude for life and then the mind focuses on something and this wealth of knowledge comes to one when on it.  I never do it in social places with strangers.

But yes, jibberjabber.  Year of covid and am bored as hell with a fat wallet and no place to go spend it except gambling and drugs and alcohol.  Feel sorry for me, lol.  Am overthinking everything.


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: Barnaby] * 1
    #26897243 - 08/24/20 02:18 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Reminds me of this R.Crumb



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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: CHUCK.HNTR]
    #26897535 - 08/24/20 05:25 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Long dick gang


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: Shroomhunts]
    #26898434 - 08/25/20 10:01 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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I know when Lennon died and how as am a Beatles fan.  Point being that one of his years he had on earth he was quoted as saying people talk of a lost weekend and mine turned into a lost year.  With drugs and alcohol.  M's, God. 





Gotcha.  Although, much better to have lost a year to drugs and alcohol, than to COVID.  Well, maybe not.  From an art perspective yes, from a health perspective no.  I say that because all of the artists releasing lockdown albums etc just seem to be pandering and rather lame.

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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: CHUCK.HNTR]
    #26898514 - 08/25/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Reminds me of this R.Crumb






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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: Ombisha]
    #26898591 - 08/25/20 11:47 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Just glad I never felt a cold grey hollowness inside.  But holy shit.  That was the hardest orgasm in my lifetime.  And it wasn't even enjoyable.  But that took every bit of effort I have ever used to.  Was glad when it was over.


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26898750 - 08/25/20 01:00 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Just glad I never felt a cold grey hollowness inside.  But holy shit.  That was the hardest orgasm in my lifetime.  And it wasn't even enjoyable.  But that took every bit of effort I have ever used to.  Was glad when it was over.




Lol have you only just now finished?


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: wolf8312] * 1
    #26900341 - 08/26/20 11:25 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I get why some women use the insult to another woman of, I hope you get fucked with a limp dick.  Nice joke. 

Mine was just enough erect to orgasm though the word doesn't do it justice to what I felt and she was bored as hell I am sure but we don't talk about it.  We have had some great sex but I don't tell her what drugs I am on.  Just think it is better that way.

But once again, it REALLY sucked.  Was like a long journey but I learned.  The mind isn't interested in sex when so much shit is going on in it that one keeps focusing on.  Plus the feeling of being in an animal body, yes humans are mammals. 

Amazing how much one senses that when on lsd.  But on pot, best orgasm I ever had and her I am guessing.  That level of pleasure and moaning, wow. 

Yeah, Galaxy song by Python kind of gets the experience I went through.



Why I needed to post that am bored as hell.  The year of Covid.


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26900581 - 08/26/20 01:33 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)





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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26900737 - 08/26/20 02:41 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

It is divine to have a stiffy, or the world's greatest prick.


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26900796 - 08/26/20 03:07 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Achieving a stiff prick can be nice & useful, but being a stiff prick on the other hand...not so good!


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    #26901079 - 08/26/20 06:00 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26901434 - 08/26/20 10:53 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)


Threads title definitely needs to be changed to isn't it great to have a (big) dick!


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Achieving a stiff prick can be nice & useful, but being a stiff prick on the other hand...not so good!




I was actually hoping I could be made an honorary member of the BDG on that basis alone!


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: wolf8312]
    #26901707 - 08/27/20 07:20 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick!


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26901722 - 08/27/20 07:34 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

Reminds me of the video “Kids in a sandbox”, it had nothing to do with children or sandboxes and everything to do with shoving dildos up & down the penile urethra of some middle aged guy.  That shit was literally haunting to view.  Old school from the 2G1C days of gross gore & porn styled, friends daring you to watch it, kinda stuff.

Definitely do not watch it on psychs.


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26902759 - 08/27/20 05:14 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Good to know.  But can you tell who John Thomas was?


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: Barnaby]
    #26902887 - 08/27/20 06:40 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Yes, but did you know that real men dress left? 

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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26902950 - 08/27/20 07:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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:lol:

Reminds me of the video “Kids in a sandbox”, it had nothing to do with children or sandboxes and everything to do with shoving dildos up & down the penile urethra of some middle aged guy.  That shit was literally haunting to view.  Old school from the 2G1C days of gross gore & porn styled, friends daring you to watch it, kinda stuff.

Definitely do not watch it on psychs.



I probably found that vid in the early early 2000s. I couldn't have been older than 12 or something. I think the video was from the 90's. Haunting is a good descriptor. It's one of those ones not everyone has seen, probably because it probably sounds like kiddie porn or something. I used to put that on for folks and they'd always be like, "Why did you show this to me?" :lol:

The fucking sounds he was making. Jesus. That may have been the worst part. That he had his dick surgically split and liked it.

For those that aren't aware this guy has, an this is kind of awkward, but a surgical split in his dick down his shaft along his urethra. "How can you fit a dildo in your dick?" You make the hole bigger


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26903175 - 08/27/20 08:55 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:dielaughing:


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26903575 - 08/28/20 06:46 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

This calls for the lumberjack song!:wonka:




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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. (moved) [Re: Barnaby]
    #26904163 - 08/28/20 01:00 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

This thread was moved from The Psychedelic Experience.

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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26951816 - 09/23/20 08:32 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

My dick gets stuck in vending machines when i try and get a soda.


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    #26952275 - 09/24/20 07:24 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

When I was a kid we could reach up in those and get sodas, also the candy ones.:grin:


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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: PsilyZee]
    #26952286 - 09/24/20 07:32 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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My dick gets stuck in vending machines when i try and get a soda.





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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: Shroomhunts]
    #26956126 - 09/26/20 01:26 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Good old Johnny Knoxville.  Guy cracks me up.  God, when he hits fifty and with respect as I have seen all their shows and movies, with what they did to their bodies is going to be much worse than a 15 year old vet of the NFL. 

God was in a esoteric mood when I made this thread.  Is amazing how one can really focus on something deeply when fucked up on substances and listening to music. 

Hearing that song I really thought about my penis and the lyrics.  Seriously.  Great song.  Want to sing it at karaoke night.  Don't care if people don't get the humor and that it is Monty Python.

Sang this one at a bar by Ween.  Piss up a rope.  People are just thinking it is just some regular country song and that is the joke of it until the lyrics come through and start sinking in.



Some huge black woman was looking at me so strongly after nailing that song but just not into fat people.  Was a rush singing it though.  Fun night.:shrug:


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