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larry.fisherman
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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: The Blind Ass]
#26902950 - 08/27/20 07:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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The Blind Ass said:

Reminds me of the video “Kids in a sandbox”, it had nothing to do with children or sandboxes and everything to do with shoving dildos up & down the penile urethra of some middle aged guy. That shit was literally haunting to view. Old school from the 2G1C days of gross gore & porn styled, friends daring you to watch it, kinda stuff.
Definitely do not watch it on psychs.
I probably found that vid in the early early 2000s. I couldn't have been older than 12 or something. I think the video was from the 90's. Haunting is a good descriptor. It's one of those ones not everyone has seen, probably because it probably sounds like kiddie porn or something. I used to put that on for folks and they'd always be like, "Why did you show this to me?" 
The fucking sounds he was making. Jesus. That may have been the worst part. That he had his dick surgically split and liked it.
For those that aren't aware this guy has, an this is kind of awkward, but a surgical split in his dick down his shaft along his urethra. "How can you fit a dildo in your dick?" You make the hole bigger
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The Blind Ass
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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#26903175 - 08/27/20 08:55 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Barnaby
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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: The Blind Ass]
#26903575 - 08/28/20 06:46 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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This calls for the lumberjack song!
Brits, you strange weird people.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. (moved) [Re: Barnaby]
#26904163 - 08/28/20 01:00 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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This thread was moved from The Psychedelic Experience.
Reason: Maybe here?
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PsilyZee



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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26951816 - 09/23/20 08:32 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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My dick gets stuck in vending machines when i try and get a soda.
-------------------- "The psychotic drowns in the same waters in which the mystic swims with delight." - Joseph Campbell Cops are always trying to buy stuff from you that you arent even selling. You may have better luck at goodwill. Have a cookie, its on me .
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: PsilyZee]
#26952275 - 09/24/20 07:24 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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When I was a kid we could reach up in those and get sodas, also the candy ones.
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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: PsilyZee]
#26952286 - 09/24/20 07:32 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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PsilyZee said: My dick gets stuck in vending machines when i try and get a soda.
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Barnaby
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Re: Isn't it great to have a penis? When one really thinks about it. Gratitude. [Re: Shroomhunts]
#26956126 - 09/26/20 01:26 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Good old Johnny Knoxville. Guy cracks me up. God, when he hits fifty and with respect as I have seen all their shows and movies, with what they did to their bodies is going to be much worse than a 15 year old vet of the NFL.
God was in a esoteric mood when I made this thread. Is amazing how one can really focus on something deeply when fucked up on substances and listening to music.
Hearing that song I really thought about my penis and the lyrics. Seriously. Great song. Want to sing it at karaoke night. Don't care if people don't get the humor and that it is Monty Python.
Sang this one at a bar by Ween. Piss up a rope. People are just thinking it is just some regular country song and that is the joke of it until the lyrics come through and start sinking in.
Some huge black woman was looking at me so strongly after nailing that song but just not into fat people. Was a rush singing it though. Fun night.
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