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The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher] 1
#26891118 - 08/21/20 05:53 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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i stopped before starting
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birdeatingspider
Stranger in Paradise
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: The Phleg] 1
#26891154 - 08/21/20 06:53 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your avatar makes it look like you found pris.
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Asante
Omnicyclion prophet
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante] 5
#26891627 - 08/21/20 12:03 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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They look soooooooo bummed about their baby
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rocklobster
Walking my friends home...
Registered: 07/10/20
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26892596 - 08/21/20 10:21 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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A lion goes up to the watering hole, bends over to take a drink, his tail in the air. This gorilla runs up behind the lion, grabs on, and gives him the ol' Liberace (if you know what I mean).
The gorilla then takes off running, with the very angry lion on his heels. As they run through the jungle, the gorilla gets a bit of a lead, and sees a safari camp ahead.
The gorilla runs into the camp, grabs some khakis that are hung out to dry, and puts on pants, a shirt, and a hat. He sits on a chair by the campfire and grabs a New York Times, pretending to read, to hide his face.
The lion enters the campsite and lets out a huge roar. He yells, “did anyone see a gorilla run through here?”
The gorilla, in full disguise, said, “you mean the one that fucked the lion up the ass?”
The lion cries out, “Christ! It’s in the paper already?”
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gopher
Coffee Bean Extraordinaire
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: rocklobster] 3
#26892992 - 08/22/20 06:49 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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A mouse comes upon a elephant in the woods with a thorn in his foot, the elephant asks the mouse to remove it for him because it really hurts, the mouse pulls the thorn outta the elephants foot and the elephant says thank you, ill give you anything you want, and the mouse says, I always wanted to fuck an elephant, the elephants like, wtf, but the mouse is like, you said anything, so the elephant agrees, the mouse gets up behind the elephant and is humping away, meanwhile a couple of monkeys are up in a tree watching, one of them throws a coconut and it hits the elephant in the head, the elephant says OW! and the mouse says, yeah, take it all bitch
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Alexthegreat
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher] 3
#26893008 - 08/22/20 07:09 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asante
Omnicyclion prophet
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Posts: 87,296
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Alexthegreat] 1
#26893011 - 08/22/20 07:12 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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That, and they make innovative movies no one would have thought to produce.
And television thats just... Wrong.
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Simisu
taken by gravity
Registered: 08/08/03
Posts: 5,435
Loc: Israeli in
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante]
#26894915 - 08/23/20 07:58 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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the cringe factor on that movie is OVER 9000 (just like my outdated memes )
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Asante
Omnicyclion prophet
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Simisu]
#26895042 - 08/23/20 09:19 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think its safe to say the director has a fetish which worked its way onto the silver screen
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante]
#26895049 - 08/23/20 09:23 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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The other day I was sitting around wondering, maybe there's a planet out there where their number/math system has their daily temps sitting just below 9000.
"Today will be partly cloudy with a low of over 9000."
"It's so hot today, it's got to be over 9000."
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Primal Glitch
literally just vibing
Registered: 05/06/07
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: larry.fisherman] 2
#26895231 - 08/23/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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viraldrome
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Primal Glitch] 4
#26895780 - 08/23/20 05:59 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: viraldrome] 4
#26895831 - 08/23/20 06:40 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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MrBlueYoMind
Don't do drugs (Without me)
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: viraldrome]
#26896047 - 08/23/20 09:29 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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twighead
mͯó
Registered: 08/27/08
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: viraldrome] 2
#26896272 - 08/24/20 01:34 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't get it - she's probably a way cooler mom than you had or will date
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MrBlueYoMind
Don't do drugs (Without me)
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: twighead] 4
#26896488 - 08/24/20 07:07 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nothing says cool like period blood on your kids head for attention
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InnerWisdom
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#26896713 - 08/24/20 09:49 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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The thing here is that the other guy on the right doesn't know what the powerpoint's gonna be like
Edited by InnerWisdom (08/24/20 09:50 AM)
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Primal Glitch
literally just vibing
Registered: 05/06/07
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: InnerWisdom] 7
#26897511 - 08/24/20 05:09 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Primal Glitch] 3
#26897942 - 08/24/20 10:47 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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