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Kelazam
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Need Girl Advice
#26888328 - 08/19/20 12:29 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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To sum this up. I've known this girl since high school and recently started talking to her again through snapchat. She messaged me after I posted on my story showing off my new apartment. We keep arranging plans to meet at my place but on the day we are supposed to meet she always has an excuse not to come. She also is constantly sending me random pictures of herself non explicit and other. I feel like she doesn't actually want to meet up but is just using me for attention or someone to talk to and attempt to get me to compliment her. I have no problem complimenting her but it seems like she is always wanting that and attention in general. I feel that it is creating unnecessary emotions and I was wondering what you guys think of this, should I just stop talking to her since we never actually see each other or what should I do?
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam] 1
#26888332 - 08/19/20 12:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ask her out on the bus, it probably won't work out, but it's worth a shot.
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I've graduated but she is still in grade 12. She lives in the neighboring city so we can't see each other unless she gets a ride here but every time she says she will come over it never happens.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam] 3
#26888342 - 08/19/20 12:33 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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You should FOTTP... Oh , snap... You are already here.
Send her a dick pic. That will for sure let you know where you stand.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Urb]
#26888347 - 08/19/20 12:35 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Florida Operator Trainer Training Program - FTSON [Search domain ftson.org/fottp/] https://ftson.org/fottp/
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
#26888349 - 08/19/20 12:36 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kelazam said: I've graduated but she is still in grade 12. She lives in the neighboring city so we can't see each other unless she gets a ride here but every time she says she will come over it never happens.
I meant the city bus, but congrats on graduating and trying to bang a high schooler.
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She's 17 and I'm 18. Thank you.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam] 5
#26888382 - 08/19/20 12:51 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just ignore her and find somebody else. The answer is right in front of you. You've already admitted that she is playing games, stop wasting your time. You're better than that.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
#26888404 - 08/19/20 01:01 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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If I were you I'd just be very explicit about how you're feeling. You aren't interested in just snapchatting and would like to extend your relationship to the real world, if she doesn't feel the same then let her know that you'd like to talk less (if she ignores that then just respond to her when you feel inclined). Its unlikely that anything will change unless you tell her exactly where you're at.
Please don't send her a dick pic.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: WASTE]
#26888416 - 08/19/20 01:08 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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There sounds like there is a good chance that she is already involved with someone or has the hots for someone else. Regardless, this seems like a high-maintenance chick or maybe even a little crazy. I've been there bro. Unless you find this female the most amazing and magical creature that walked the Earth, I wouldn't invest too much of yourself and carry on elsewhere. If she's really into you, you shouldn't have to put in all that work
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Dilsnique] 7
#26888419 - 08/19/20 01:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Have you tried to DSHSB?
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: SARAtonin]
#26888478 - 08/19/20 01:58 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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You are a bad girl. He doesn't even know what that means.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
#26888483 - 08/19/20 02:00 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Urb said: You are a bad girl. He doesn't even know what that means.
Not just bad, the worst!
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam] 2
#26888513 - 08/19/20 02:12 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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You should stop wasting time with someone who doesn't have the decency to keep plans with you.
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Kelazam said: She's 17
Not sure sara has a problem with her being 17
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: SARAtonin]
#26888546 - 08/19/20 02:30 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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SARAtonin said: Have you tried to DSHSB?
There it is
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LOL!
OP was 15 when regged then?
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Ban OP for 3 years.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam] 2
#26889302 - 08/20/20 12:05 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kelazam said: She's 17 and I'm 18. Thank you.
How about this - she likes the attention, she enjoys flirting, but when push comes to shove, she's just too insecure/afraid to actually follow through. 17 is pretty young still. I've had similar things happen quite a few times when I was younger and this kind of age was within my range. Oh, to be young again. Frustrating most of the time if you're in the maelstrom of adolescence, but kind of nice if you look back on it 20 years down the line.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: koraks]
#26889362 - 08/20/20 01:46 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP just completely ignore her for a while, and then be cool when you talk again.
The main thing is the women only want you when you only kind of want them, and you don’t really care either way if you get it or not. You have to not care which makes it tough to the land the girl you are really in love with.
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I agree with the people who said she's fishing for attention and complements. Right now she probably feels like she's got you hooked. She knows she can send you a pic and you'll respond and feed her ego. She has you chasing her. You need to flip that around.
There's no need to stop chatting with her. You're 18, keep all possible avenues open (except for crazy girls). I'd start by making plans with her like you're doing already. Then before she typically cancels on you, you cancel on her. Tell her something like, "Hey, I'm really sorry to do this. I know we keep having something come up but I have to bail on our plans. I met a woman the other day and (meet up) day is the only day she's available to get to meet up."
If there's a next time she breaks plans, your response needs to be something like, "That works out actually. Some of the guys at work are meeting up for beers and (activity)."
Change your attitude to I'm a bad ass and don't care (but don't be a dick). Even if it's all show.
That's my opinion and it's worth exactly what you paid for it though. Good luck.
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Find another girl.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: AlphaStar] 2
#26889764 - 08/20/20 09:32 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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See if her mom is single
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Too late, OP already divorced his high school wife.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: SARAtonin]
#26889952 - 08/20/20 11:44 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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SARAtonin (Litty Lesbian) said: Have you tried to DSHSB?

He IS trying
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
#26890353 - 08/20/20 04:33 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kelazam said: To sum this up. I've known this girl since high school and recently started talking to her again through snapchat. She messaged me after I posted on my story showing off my new apartment. We keep arranging plans to meet at my place but on the day we are supposed to meet she always has an excuse not to come. She also is constantly sending me random pictures of herself non explicit and other. I feel like she doesn't actually want to meet up but is just using me for attention or someone to talk to and attempt to get me to compliment her. I have no problem complimenting her but it seems like she is always wanting that and attention in general. I feel that it is creating unnecessary emotions and I was wondering what you guys think of this, should I just stop talking to her since we never actually see each other or what should I do?
stop talking to her. don't be salty about it or unfriend her or anything but she probably is just keeping you around on the back burner whenever she wants attention. Its not good for you to be involved in that.
If a girl I haven't met cancels plans once I let her try to reschedule but I dont offer to reschedule. if she cancels twice and we've still never met I won't reschedule at all unless she has a really good reason.
I suspect that a huge portion of girls on tinder are just there to pass the time and feel validated while the guy they really like is ignoring them.
I'll get chicks ghosting me then messaging back days later and its like "oh, I geuss her ex/crush is ignoring her again". Then she ghosts again and its like "I geuss its back on"
Just don't participate in games like that.
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The bitch is getting $893 a month in alimony. He better stop talking to her.
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this thread is hilarious
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Apu]
#26890585 - 08/20/20 07:14 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Good luck out there. I've never met anyone. Wish i could one time. It's made me go / going completely nuts.
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watermelon mon said: Good luck out there. I've never met anyone. Wish i could one time. It's made me go / going completely nuts.
There is somebody out there for everyone. Never give up <3
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The person I'm married to now cancelled the 2 dates on me. I gave it one more try, so glad I did. I never thought I would meet someone like him. You never know.
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spirit_shadow said:
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watermelon mon said: Good luck out there. I've never met anyone. Wish i could one time. It's made me go / going completely nuts.
There is somebody out there for everyone. Never give up <3
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watermelon mon said: Good luck out there. I've never met anyone. Wish i could one time. It's made me go / going completely nuts.
I know the feeling all too well. but I believe there's mad girls out there you will meet
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Donger]
#26890962 - 08/21/20 12:06 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quit eating shrooms and smoking weed regularly. And do pushups.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Shiithead]
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Should I lift as well? How about squats? I’m looking to tone my abs too bro
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You should lift a person doing squats on someone else doing crunches
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.....on someone doing pushups.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Shiithead]
#26892309 - 08/21/20 07:04 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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While in a human centrifuge
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Shiithead]
#26903362 - 08/28/20 12:33 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've been banned before because I was underage when I first registered.
Oh and the girl.. turns out she's a lesbian.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
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i blocked her on snapchat because when she did end up coming over it didn't go well. for one she looked WAY different like size wise. which is fine but still kinda lied. another thing is she was on her phone the entire time which is just my fault for not entertaining her. oh well
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No worries. On to the next one. Should have told her no fat chicks allowed.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
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Oh man, no, you need some self esteem.
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It isn't fine at all. She lied and misrepresented herself to you, that is not okay. She should be held accountable.
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Kelazam said: she was on her phone the entire time which is just my fault for not entertaining her
Her behavior is not your responsibility, what the hell? How is this your fault?
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Kelazam is probably just takin' y'all for a ride. Is the signature not a giveaway?
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: 1234go]
#26904245 - 08/28/20 01:37 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Exactly what I was thinking, lol.
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The signature means quite a bit of things to me actually.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
#26907590 - 08/30/20 11:22 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thread Idea, start a "what does your sig mean" thread.
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That is a GREAT idea! It will be one big hunk of paragraph.
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I will probably just put it in my shroomery journal as I don't think it's worthy of a pub thread
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam] 3
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I don’t really think you’re worthy of a pub thread but here we are
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
#26907805 - 08/30/20 12:36 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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He probably likes his own Facebook posts too
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
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i dont want to give advice without knowing your endgame but ill go with this tho to females are envious of each other so i would stop responding to her asap and go find a another female one that you already know would be ideal and post her on your snapchat story for little miss attention to see thats lets her know you dont have time for the back and forth and you rather be with a female who follows thru (comes over) she will be at your house the same week to mark her territory good luck
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: BluJR]
#26909194 - 08/31/20 07:07 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Think you already answered your own question. Moreover you have worked out she is just a drain on your emotions, shell drag you down even further if you continue, cut her off and out of your life. You've been warned, up to you from here.
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I blocked her and deleted all social media. except facebook cuz family.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
#26954131 - 09/25/20 09:23 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kelazam said: She's 17 and I'm 18. Thank you.
So you joined this website when you were 15.
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tyrannicalrex said: LOL!
OP was 15 when regged then?
called it a month ago.
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Yeah. That's why I was banned for so long and just got unbanned a few months ago. I was banned for being underage
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Shenmue]
#26954164 - 09/25/20 09:48 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wtf, I thought you were banned. Get out of here with your incel bs.
Kelazam, I think it's quite humorous that she ended up batting for the other team. Goes to show! And your sig, the last one, can you get rid of it? With the amount of shitposting you roll out, it's causing me anxiety. Thanks.
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and i dont shitpost retrd
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
#26954181 - 09/25/20 09:55 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fine I hid your sig, dum dum.
Aren't you so proud of what your thread has become?
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
#26954182 - 09/25/20 09:56 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol this guy OP went from 800 posts to 1000 in 2 days. Deff not a troll.
Anyways, get a flesh light.
Dont set your sights on one girl. like lil wayne says "I just wanna fuck every girl in the world" .   
Let me put it like this ,
I DONT CHASE BITCHES.
Good luck.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: PsilyZee] 1
#26954189 - 09/25/20 09:59 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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shut the fuck up mr.122 posts. I'm not a troll and your profile pic sucks btw it's not original and i've seen it a million times by other nobodies on this site.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
#26954190 - 09/25/20 10:01 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Shiithead]
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
#26954193 - 09/25/20 10:02 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: Kelazam]
#26954195 - 09/25/20 10:03 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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What about yours?!? 
SHOP FOR: Fleshlight.
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Edited by birdeatingspider (09/25/20 10:05 AM)
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Says the guy whos such a nobody he cant even get teenage girls to talk to him. I bet you end up using roofies to get laid. Otherwise , your the next 40 year old virgin. Obsessing over some pussy that your never going to get. Good luck with that.
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I've seen some pretty good Fleshlight deals on Marketplace. Generally they are pretty lightly used.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: PsilyZee]
#26954206 - 09/25/20 10:08 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Touche'!
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: PsilyZee]
#26954211 - 09/25/20 10:10 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I remember being 18 and wanting to get layed. I did quite afew times. Then i stopped giving a fuck about getting laid, now im all about getting PAID. You should try it, stack money. Stop chasing girls still in the 12th grade.
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: PsilyZee]
#26954216 - 09/25/20 10:12 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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PsilyZee said: Stop chasing girls still in the 12th grade.
QFTMFT. Best advice I've heard today!
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Re: Need Girl Advice [Re: PsilyZee]
#26954217 - 09/25/20 10:12 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got my fleshlight used from some guy in india for about $3 . Had some kinda crusty stuff inside. But the dishwasher solved that problem, well except the lips melted a little bit at the end in drying... But deformed pussy is still pussy right?
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